Babies are cute, and babies are adorable. But they're also full of pee and poo, and even the cutest babies aren't afraid to make you aware of this fact at the most inopportune times. Getting ready to go out, just put on a new diaper, and got your kid's snowsuit on? Sounds like the perfect time to fill that Pampers! Just got to the studio, with no change of clothes, to take some cute baby pictures? Sounds like the perfect time for some explosive diarrhea to ruin all of your expectations for Pinterest-worthy newborn photos. Just like cats, the little humans know exactly when to ruin that perfect opportunity of taking a picture of a baby.
Bored Panda put together this list of spoiled (or soiled?) newborn photoshoots that reveal the dirty side of parenting. Parents out there, look familiar? Vote on your favorite baby pictures, or if you have any funny baby-shoot fails, post your own pictures below!
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Happy Father
Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All
Happy Father
This is why grandparents love their grandchildren so much. They avenge.
Least it's not up the nose or in the mouth 🙈 I remember those times well 😰😂
Mine had nothing to do w/ taking a photo, just changing a diaper. Changing table was in the kitchen. The pee went on the bunch of bananas at the end of the counter!!!!!
Cute Family Photo
Little Asher On Dad's Back
Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower
This happened during a shoot this weekend
In Your Face
Straight Shot
Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong
When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little
My Children's First Christmas Photo
Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This
I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)
Happy Baby Boy
Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad
I Swear, It Really Does Happen Every Time
What Can Go Wrong During Newborn Photo Session?
Soooo, This Happened Today
There. I'm Feeling Much Better Now!
Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session
Little Accident
Can You Guess What Those Faces Are For? Yep, He Peed
Little Squirt
So Basically The Baby Poo’d On The Papa
And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!
Are you sure it wasn't the woman who had a pee pee or did you do a lot of photo shoots that day in the same spot 😜😁😂😂
First Baby's Photoshoot
this baby looks very orange, could it be sigh to go to the doctor or I am overreacting?
"uh Oh"
What To Expect During A Newborn Session!
We Can't Take You Anywhere....
The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.
What the heck is wrong with taking a baby pic with a diaper on? This proves that naked isn't always beautiful !
Aha, let's get their parent doing peeps and poops on the photo as well to make it "a beauty"
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A diaper could have prevented a lot of these. Whatever happened to wearing clothes?
I can already imagine what their reaction will be when these babies grow into teenagers and discover that their parents have posted photos them defecating...for everyone on the Internet to see. They will be rightfully angry.
We have the technology to avoid that stuff. It's called a diaper.
I think these are perfect. They show real parenthood. "Oh look at this precious baby!" "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?"
Smart enough to know they will hate that photos when mommy show it to familiars, friends and strangers.
What do u expect from babies... why this obsession of taking their pictures without their diapers
note to myself: don't feed the baby prior to a shooting, let it poop prior to a shooting, let it pee prior to a shooting
Maybe NEXT time the parents will give the kid something to eat and drink AFTER all the photos have been taken. : /
when we were getting ready to take my son's newborn pics the worst that happened was he threw up sour milk all over the outfit we had chosen right before the pictures...had to go with second choice :D
Perhaps their parents have more sense than to get pictures with a diaper-less baby that will inevitably let body fluids out, being the reason they're wearing diapers in the first place.
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Who would photoshop baby's doing their business into a photo shoot genius??
Load More Replies... What the heck is wrong with taking a baby pic with a diaper on? This proves that naked isn't always beautiful !
Aha, let's get their parent doing peeps and poops on the photo as well to make it "a beauty"
Load More Replies... A diaper could have prevented a lot of these. Whatever happened to wearing clothes?
I can already imagine what their reaction will be when these babies grow into teenagers and discover that their parents have posted photos them defecating...for everyone on the Internet to see. They will be rightfully angry.
We have the technology to avoid that stuff. It's called a diaper.
I think these are perfect. They show real parenthood. "Oh look at this precious baby!" "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?"
Smart enough to know they will hate that photos when mommy show it to familiars, friends and strangers.
What do u expect from babies... why this obsession of taking their pictures without their diapers
note to myself: don't feed the baby prior to a shooting, let it poop prior to a shooting, let it pee prior to a shooting
Maybe NEXT time the parents will give the kid something to eat and drink AFTER all the photos have been taken. : /
when we were getting ready to take my son's newborn pics the worst that happened was he threw up sour milk all over the outfit we had chosen right before the pictures...had to go with second choice :D
Perhaps their parents have more sense than to get pictures with a diaper-less baby that will inevitably let body fluids out, being the reason they're wearing diapers in the first place.
Load More Replies... Who would photoshop baby's doing their business into a photo shoot genius??
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