Did you know that hippos attract mates by peeing, elephants only sleep two hours a night, and male bees are locked out of the hive during winter?

I’m a writer and illustrator living in the Netherlands, and I draw sad animal facts. I’ve spent the last three years researching and illustrating sad facts about adorable animals and sharing them online.

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If Animals Could Talk It Would Break Your Heart

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Alusair Alustriel
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2 years ago

Cruel :D

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

...That sounds amazing

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Andrius
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2 years ago

If I was a mouse, my friends would be hella depressed

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Hope Floats
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2 years ago

People need to feed grey squirrels more often... 🌳🌳🌳🌳

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Andrius
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2 years ago

Looks like I'm a bird

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David Toh
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2 years ago

lol the caption

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Aunt Messy
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2 years ago

Not true. Cats have definite preferences for various people, and I know for a fact that one of ours likes men because of their deeper voices. Plus, mine come running when I talk to them.

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If Animals Could Talk It Would Break Your Heart

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pomme
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2 years ago

Same haha

Just Amiable
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2 years ago

Lmfao 🙌 Perv 👍😂

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Weslord
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2 years ago

It's pronounced xylophone

Erwin Sanz
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2 years ago

What is dik-diks..?

Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago

tiny deer--like in the illustration

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Ava Barrero
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1 year ago

My life is marked with tears instead of places being marked with tears Why is life so depressing most people on bp are always upset it should be called depressed panda

Meep
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm sorry did you say Dik dik? I'm sorry I know my immaturity knows no bounds

Pattie Kelly
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2 years ago

"Oh cry me a river"

Renard Bansale
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2 years ago

"Everything's fine"? Don't you mean, "Everything's mine"?

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

I was taught as a kid that their scent glands are near their tear ducts (or perhaps are their tear ducts), so it's not actually their tears they are using

Rainbow_Gal05
Community Member
2 years ago

that's so me XD

Justina_pal
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2 years ago

What are they?

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
2 years ago

;(

mulk
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this one, is the good one to use: :,(

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

Love Bites!

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Me too, bambee... Me too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

I learned that years from Tom and Jerry cartoon!

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Alia G.
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2 years ago

They’re really cute...

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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2 years ago

Which is why they breed like.... they breed a lot.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

Question is - why sleeping birds cry, nightmares may be eh?

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

Cut throat competition... quite literally.

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Teish
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2 years ago

So can humans

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Bored Bear
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2 years ago

I'm a strong independent female cheeta!

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Sykz
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2 years ago

Sounds like this would be a good t-shirt.

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LittleGrayMouse
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2 years ago

But they have learned what tones we can hear, so when they trust us and want to communicate with us, they actually use those tones! Elephants are incredibly smart animals (and very very interesting)

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

Polo!

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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2 years ago

That's my plan.

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Heidrance
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2 years ago

"fine. you can walk home, beaches!"

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

What we did to that species....

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

That's more than I can...

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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2 years ago

Join the club, my simian friend.

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Alusair Alustriel
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2 years ago

Creepers :x

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Madalina Stanciu
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2 years ago

he should work out more

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hedgehogs are one of cutest animals I have ever sheltered.

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jenna
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2 years ago

That is called "solidarity". Wished humans had more of it.

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Danish Dynomummy
Community Member
2 years ago

Me too

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HeatherJ
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2 years ago

And we all know this from watching April last year.

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Tyler Duffy
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2 years ago

Like a boss

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KamiSlayer
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2 years ago

Just think about it: these male birds can puke on a female and the female will STILL mate with them. Meanwhile, you're single and scrolling through sad animal facts on bored panda.

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

For me it's: "Tikkas before Chicas"

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Robert
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2 years ago

A "cry" not the act of "crying"

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

So essentially, they found a floating and living cucumber!

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MJ
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2 years ago

Politicians do that year-round...

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LittleGrayMouse
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2 years ago

So do most fish

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Signe Manat Hansen
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2 years ago

MEEP MEEP

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Johanna Zamora
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2 years ago

Some species do this. Some flee. Some kick your proverbial butt

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hawkeyefan95IA
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2 years ago

He wants all the attention 🤷🏻

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jenna
Community Member
2 years ago

Nijntje! You are a true Dutchman :).

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rihana r
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2 years ago

As opposed to popular baboons?who cleans them?

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GlassOfWater
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2 years ago

That is the best drawing of a leopard I have ever seen XD

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Suzi Gauthier
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2 years ago

Well, have you seen their crowded living quarters? I'd want some alone time too!

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