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“Love thy neighbor” sounds lovely. On paper. But it’s an extremely hard idea to follow when your neighbors act like weirdos that can’t help but get up all in your business.

Drama between folks living next to one another can (and does) arise over pretty much anything and everything. Christmas lights that are up too early. Tomato plants that some confuse with pot plants. And who can forget the classics like getting angry that your neighbors don’t mow their lawn as often as you do?

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter page does what it says on the tin and collects the most off-the-hook examples of neighborhood weirdness from the ‘Nextdoor’ app that’s meant to be a place for neighborly concerns, updates, and complaints. Check out some of the hilarious posts below and don’t forget to let us know which ones you liked best.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

George might just tun out to be a Georgia. Then you'll have a whole family of nightly visitors.

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Jenn Takahashi from California is the mastermind behind the entire wholesome and lighthearted project. Her efforts since 2017 have amassed her a whopping 422k ardent supporters on Twitter, 57.8k fanatical fans on Instagram, and over 29k followers on Facebook.

What started with tweeting out posts shared with Jenn by her friends eventually snowballed into a huge community that sends in funny ‘Nextdoor’ tips.

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter account is quite the celebrity-attractor on the net—it’s drawn in some big names from all around, according to SFGate. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, model Chrissy Teigen, and actors Angela Kinsey and Rainn Wilson are just some of her more notable followers. And who can blame them? Stars have neighbors, too.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd write "99.7% COCAINE" on the sugar bag while I nuke some popcorn and prepare to watch what happens next.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.

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For the founder of ‘Best of Nextdoor,’ the project isn’t about the cash—it’s about the laughs. Or rather, sharing them with as many people as she can. She greatly enjoys making people’s day better and welcomes all of the positive feedback. So if you enjoyed her content, be sure to drop her a line and say ‘hi.’

Last year, Jenn would get around 50 submissions to look through each day and would narrow those down to the very best. Her rule of thumb is to look for peculiar stories that have funny and lighthearted elements to them. Anything that borders too much on the gritty side of realism is out of the question.

"I don't post anything that puts a damper on your day,” she told SFGate’s Amy Graff. Now that’s the kind of philosophy that Bored Panda can fully support.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect Jack has been planning his escape for some time now from the looks of the photo.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course not! Call the cops, and make sure the flower it tried as an adult..

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be weirded out if a relative had waiters at the family dinner. What, we're suddenly too good to walk our own dishes to the sink? And who wants a stranger hanging around while you eat and dish up family gossip?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is he talking about? I love to sit on my porch and watch coyotes kill children. I just wished said children would not scream so loud...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I you John.. I feel you.. (not literally though..)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really can't believe how stupid people are. And then I read the next post and it's even worse...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My package thief got a great bit of trim customized to my top stair. Useful for... nothing. :-)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*aggressively goes out to collect the newspaper in pjs and with no makeup*

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dog will be haunted by the songs "Ring of Fire" and "I've been Everywhere" for years after Gosse be gone. By lemon and butter, probably.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love it, if there was another post with "Possible stalker alert" :-D

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've met that HOA. Guessing it's run by the lady who objects to children playing outside in nice weather...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait what? Bowls are used to hold the blood of the children you sacrifice during satanic rituals. Or to eat muesli. But mainly sacrificial blood. Get your facts straight, man!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get that one, can somebody explain? Edit: now it shows the whole picture. Before I could only see the cat and the line with Joan, Huntington Terrace etc, but nothing below that

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, that is awful and super dangerous. Imagine what would happen if someone rear ended their car....Actually don’t.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a nerd at school and did actually study non-stop for 6 months for my finals. Let me tell you it‘s not healthy and if anyone does this, they need help. But sure, lady who probably never worked a day in her life, berate kids for daring to take a break. Especially at such a run-down place!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Ted Cruise posts. He's such a manly man, with his manly beard and rodent-like eyes (no offense meant, rodents. Just calling it like I sees it). He's God's gift to us all, especially when we need a good guffaw. How this weasel (again, apologies to rodents) is still a senator, I don't know.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the posts, these communities are doing a pretty decent job of it themselves without Russia's involvement.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paranoia is strong with this one. Will also call the police when their security camera picks up someone WWB.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I question how he can tell it's a cat pooting and not some other type of animal.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it smacks of lived experience my faith all that /// ça sent le vécu ma foi tout ça

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, the nice young lady photoshopped a dog onto the other lady's profile picture, how kind.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean...I guess so, if you put it into the person who's supposed to wash the dishes first

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kind of looks like a guy in a reflective hoodie bending down to tie his shoe or pick up a package.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm lucky if l get mine mowed once a fortnight....hell, give the grass a chance to grow...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had a bunch of Trump ones left over at the end of the night?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Curb-side bikini waxing? If you've seen it once, you've seen it a Brazilian times...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHHH, all the proof you need that there was voter fraud. WE NEED A RECOUNT. RIGGED ELECTIONS. OUR ESTEEMED LEADER WAS RIGHT!!! BIGLY TREMENDOUS FRAUD. /S

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh? I just spent 5 minutes of my life that I'll never get back trying to figure out what the hell this word was before spell check massacred it. Still don't know. Someone please enlighten me before this becomes a mental earworm, completely taking over my fragile mental state.

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