“Love thy neighbor” sounds lovely. On paper. But it’s an extremely hard idea to follow when your neighbors act like weirdos that can’t help but get up all in your business.

Drama between folks living next to one another can (and does) arise over pretty much anything and everything. Christmas lights that are up too early. Tomato plants that some confuse with pot plants. And who can forget the classics like getting angry that your neighbors don’t mow their lawn as often as you do?

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter page does what it says on the tin and collects the most off-the-hook examples of neighborhood weirdness from the ‘Nextdoor’ app that’s meant to be a place for neighborly concerns, updates, and complaints. Check out some of the hilarious posts below and don’t forget to let us know which ones you liked best.

More info: Twitter | Instagram | Facebook

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zims
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1 year ago

Bwahahahahaha

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Samantha Lomb
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1 year ago

oh that is savage!

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BusLady
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1 year ago

George might just tun out to be a Georgia. Then you'll have a whole family of nightly visitors.

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Jenn Takahashi from California is the mastermind behind the entire wholesome and lighthearted project. Her efforts since 2017 have amassed her a whopping 422k ardent supporters on Twitter, 57.8k fanatical fans on Instagram, and over 29k followers on Facebook.

What started with tweeting out posts shared with Jenn by her friends eventually snowballed into a huge community that sends in funny ‘Nextdoor’ tips.

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter account is quite the celebrity-attractor on the net—it’s drawn in some big names from all around, according to SFGate. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, model Chrissy Teigen, and actors Angela Kinsey and Rainn Wilson are just some of her more notable followers. And who can blame them? Stars have neighbors, too.

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Monika Rhodes
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1 year ago

I hope grandma killed it.

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Danieletc
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1 year ago

I'd write "99.7% COCAINE" on the sugar bag while I nuke some popcorn and prepare to watch what happens next.

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 year ago

If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.

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For the founder of ‘Best of Nextdoor,’ the project isn’t about the cash—it’s about the laughs. Or rather, sharing them with as many people as she can. She greatly enjoys making people’s day better and welcomes all of the positive feedback. So if you enjoyed her content, be sure to drop her a line and say ‘hi.’

Last year, Jenn would get around 50 submissions to look through each day and would narrow those down to the very best. Her rule of thumb is to look for peculiar stories that have funny and lighthearted elements to them. Anything that borders too much on the gritty side of realism is out of the question.

"I don't post anything that puts a damper on your day,” she told SFGate’s Amy Graff. Now that’s the kind of philosophy that Bored Panda can fully support.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago (edited)

To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.

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LuckyL
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1 year ago

This is so funny 😄😄😄

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Danieletc
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1 year ago

Gus worked his way up from the balls. Good Gus! Goooood Booooooooi!

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Jihana
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1 year ago

I like Bob.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.

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Ms.M.
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1 year ago

Streaker!!!

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Leo Domitrix
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1 year ago

In 2020, trying to get to the end of the year is not a crime.

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King Joffrey
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1 year ago

It's a ZEb, the well-known designer drug.

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Yili Lai
Community Member
1 year ago

Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...

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Monika Soffronow
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1 year ago (edited)

Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.

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Vic
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1 year ago

Of course not! Call the cops, and make sure the flower it tried as an adult..

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh wow. It's like a living stereotype

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Lexibeast
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1 year ago

Sounds fair to me.

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 year ago

It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.

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Jihana
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1 year ago

yupp...crazy woman alright

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Jihana
Community Member
1 year ago

Apply water to the burn

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Not just that, bread isn’t the best thing to be feeding birds anyway.

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Lis Daglish
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1 year ago

Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.

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Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe the pumpkin was being a d**k..

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zims
Community Member
1 year ago

I would be weirded out if a relative had waiters at the family dinner. What, we're suddenly too good to walk our own dishes to the sink? And who wants a stranger hanging around while you eat and dish up family gossip?

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Jihana
Community Member
1 year ago

What is he talking about? I love to sit on my porch and watch coyotes kill children. I just wished said children would not scream so loud...

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Lis Daglish
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1 year ago

Aw bless,

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
1 year ago

How does one "lose" that outside?

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 year ago

The person must have farted lol.

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Henny Hana
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Probably lost together with that fart in the aisle

Faith Nicole
Community Member
12 months ago

I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

You may want to wash your hands now...

Kevin Donegan
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Ever heard the phrase, "They're walking like they have a carrot stuck up their butt?" Well, this is the carrot.

Tim Douglass
Community Member
1 year ago

This may be one time the Internet confusion between "lose" and "loose" may actually make sense.

Dre Mosley
Community Member
1 year ago

Drop that thing immediately and go wash your hands, lol.

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

That's a weird looking doorknob.. (good heavens! They censored kn0b!!)

CatWoman312
Community Member
1 year ago

The moment they realized what it was is what I’d like to see lol

Janine Shipman
Community Member
1 year ago

additional reading: https://www.facebook.com/redpearlandbuttplug

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
1 year ago

Did someone lose this while they were out for a walk?! Good grief!

Alan Green
Community Member
1 year ago

Bleach your hands now!!!

lara
Community Member
1 year ago

OHMYGAWD, he's holding it in his hand. Quick, dunk the hand in bleach for a week.

TheGayPandas
Community Member
1 year ago

They better have washed their hands after touching this...

Kimberley Thomas
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this a butt plug?😳I've never seen them so fancy. So shiny.

Anxious-lesbian-disaster
Community Member
1 year ago

H-how did this happen? Eww

K Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

Might want to wash your hands dude

Allan Miller
Community Member
11 months ago

Wear a glove. It came from a loose woman.

Allan Miller
Community Member
11 months ago

We are a glove. It came from a loose woman.

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
12 months ago

San Francisco.

I'm not a Robot
Community Member
1 year ago

Wash your hands and let it go.........

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

You do not want to meet the person that claims this item.

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
1 year ago

what's on the end? looks like it had a seal or something

A. Michael Uhlmann
Community Member
1 year ago

Ain't that a rook from "Queen's Gambit?"

Fred Burrows
Community Member
1 year ago

It's not mine. Why I've never seen that in my life.

Serena R.
Community Member
1 year ago

...oh dear lol

Rachel Arteiro
Community Member
1 year ago

It´s a... piercing. Yeah, let's go with that. A piercing from a store display. They don't need it anymore. Throw it away... or use it (but I would google first - then lose it).

James Woody
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Oh, dear! You need to Google a specific topic of "toys!" Make sure you wash your hands really well after touching it!

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

???

DogMatic
Community Member
1 year ago

B u t t p l u g

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Alex Hamilton
Community Member
1 year ago

It is a butt plug for a leprechaun, or less likely, it is an odd cuff link

MagNat
Community Member
1 year ago

What is this?

Dre Mosley
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It's a plug for your butt

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 year ago

Now that it has been found outside, who would admit to owning it?

beautiful plumage
Community Member
1 year ago

anyone notice that all these weird ones are "from san fran"?

Izuna Kazuki
Community Member
1 year ago

That is a mini mortar shell, watch out!

Lynn Morello
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe the Dog picked it up.

Horror Hero13
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that's a stamper. I'm not 100% sure though?

Stanley Yen
Community Member
1 year ago

That is a PEZ dispenser aka not valuable.

Emilingo (strawberry seeds)
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like a doorknob to me 🤷‍♀️

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Patty Leaton
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1 year ago

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its a sex toy to for you ass hole ,gross you held it

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Vic
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1 year ago

I you John.. I feel you.. (not literally though..)

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