“Love thy neighbor” sounds lovely. On paper. But it’s an extremely hard idea to follow when your neighbors act like weirdos that can’t help but get up all in your business.

Drama between folks living next to one another can (and does) arise over pretty much anything and everything. Christmas lights that are up too early. Tomato plants that some confuse with pot plants. And who can forget the classics like getting angry that your neighbors don’t mow their lawn as often as you do?

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter page does what it says on the tin and collects the most off-the-hook examples of neighborhood weirdness from the ‘Nextdoor’ app that’s meant to be a place for neighborly concerns, updates, and complaints. Check out some of the hilarious posts below and don’t forget to let us know which ones you liked best.

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zims
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2 months ago

Bwahahahahaha

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

oh that is savage!

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BusLady
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2 months ago

George might just tun out to be a Georgia. Then you'll have a whole family of nightly visitors.

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Jenn Takahashi from California is the mastermind behind the entire wholesome and lighthearted project. Her efforts since 2017 have amassed her a whopping 422k ardent supporters on Twitter, 57.8k fanatical fans on Instagram, and over 29k followers on Facebook.

What started with tweeting out posts shared with Jenn by her friends eventually snowballed into a huge community that sends in funny ‘Nextdoor’ tips.

The ‘Best of Nextdoor’ Twitter account is quite the celebrity-attractor on the net—it’s drawn in some big names from all around, according to SFGate. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, model Chrissy Teigen, and actors Angela Kinsey and Rainn Wilson are just some of her more notable followers. And who can blame them? Stars have neighbors, too.

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope grandma killed it.

Eric Mac Fadden
Community Member
2 months ago

The plant or the thief?

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Ms.M.
Community Member
2 months ago

They forgot to add "I hope you step on a Lego"

deanna woods
Community Member
2 months ago

Ooh, that would be an awful punishment and a deserved one for stealing.

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

This is just sad to steal a plant

Perfumista Perfumista
Community Member
2 months ago

I put my amyrillis outside in the back parking lot of our building after the bloom so the leaves could get some sun before storing it away. Someone took it. I miss Bruno.

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CatWoman312
Community Member
2 months ago

Who the heck steals plants? Why do people suck so much

BoredPanda is awesome
Community Member
2 months ago

who steals a plant???

JessG
Community Member
2 months ago

Trash?

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Deb Johnston
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope the plant lives on, and gives every person that touches it hives

Ryan B.
Community Member
2 months ago

Why didn't they just say, "I hope you get a paper cut under your finger nail" Yikes...

deanna woods
Community Member
2 months ago

Or I hope you get hand sanitizer on a papercut.

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Jordan Smith
Community Member
2 months ago

Dang... this must be really serious if she is wishing the robber to stub their toe

KombatBunni
Community Member
2 months ago

Hope the thief did get diarrhoea..

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 months ago

No arguing about that.

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah - would really like to leave this sort of message to the f*****g asshole who thought it was okay for his/her dog to piss on my newspaper Thanksgiving morning. I only get an "actual" paper on Sundays & holidays. Thanks - you f*****g jerk.

Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
1 month ago

Good God, what kind of low-life steals a plant (or anything else) from a neighbor?

Quazmodic
Community Member
1 month ago

The poor innocent plant. A victim of vindictiveness. lol

Deborah Towns
Community Member
2 months ago

Me,too!!!

Helena Tomé
Community Member
2 months ago

Hahaha

Marigen Beltran
Community Member
2 months ago

Someone stole my lovebirds that my sister gave me, they were in the backyard that has a big fence.

Bengü Taşkesen
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope the plant is with someone who'd rather let it live.

Faith Nicole
Community Member
1 month ago

I hope grandma haunts the person who stole these items to the point that they mysteriously show back up on your porch with an "im sorry" note People are such jerks , if it doesn't belong tl.yoj DON'T TAKE IT!

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
1 month ago

I am so sorry for this :(

Patty Leaton
Community Member
2 months ago

hope the get the shits

Tamásné Berkes
Community Member
2 months ago

I did and I can't see in him any possumlike feature.

Timmy
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2 months ago

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I guess no one is bothered by people cutting down an animal's home in the forest that has been growing for years (if not decades), hauling it miles away and setting it up in their living room, adorning it with little glass and plastic bulbs for a month and then throwing it away.

Leo Domitrix
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2 months ago

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I think both parties need to grow up just a bit.

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Danieletc
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2 months ago

I'd write "99.7% COCAINE" on the sugar bag while I nuke some popcorn and prepare to watch what happens next.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 months ago

If he had said that the plant was a Labia Minora the imbecile probably would have believed it too.

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For the founder of ‘Best of Nextdoor,’ the project isn’t about the cash—it’s about the laughs. Or rather, sharing them with as many people as she can. She greatly enjoys making people’s day better and welcomes all of the positive feedback. So if you enjoyed her content, be sure to drop her a line and say ‘hi.’

Last year, Jenn would get around 50 submissions to look through each day and would narrow those down to the very best. Her rule of thumb is to look for peculiar stories that have funny and lighthearted elements to them. Anything that borders too much on the gritty side of realism is out of the question.

"I don't post anything that puts a damper on your day,” she told SFGate’s Amy Graff. Now that’s the kind of philosophy that Bored Panda can fully support.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

To me that is actually a lot. Don’t see many Aussie flags at private residences/businesses. They are mainly at government buildings like schools, council offices, universities etc. They come out of the woodwork for Australia day though.

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LuckyL
Community Member
2 months ago

This is so funny 😄😄😄

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Danieletc
Community Member
2 months ago

Gus worked his way up from the balls. Good Gus! Goooood Booooooooi!

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Jihana
Community Member
2 months ago

I like Bob.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Sorry that was my dad. He farts in an aisle and quickly goes to the next aisle, away from the smell.

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Ms.M.
Community Member
2 months ago

Streaker!!!

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Leo Domitrix
Community Member
2 months ago

In 2020, trying to get to the end of the year is not a crime.

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King Joffrey
Community Member
2 months ago

It's a ZEb, the well-known designer drug.

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Yili Lai
Community Member
2 months ago

Hi I’d like to inform you to please cease and desist from allowing your dogs and birds from stalking my yard. It’s making my grass uncomfortable as their privacy is being invaded on the daily. If this kind of behaviour...

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Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Most people don't choose their name themselves and so one can be fairly certain that his parents chose his. His name is Cristian, the Italian, Romanian and Spanish form of the male given name Christian.

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Vic
Community Member
2 months ago

Of course not! Call the cops, and make sure the flower it tried as an adult..

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh wow. It's like a living stereotype

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Lexibeast
Community Member
2 months ago

Sounds fair to me.

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

It was fine till the MAGA part. I can't wait to see the orange porpoise drug out of the white house kicking and screaming.

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Jihana
Community Member
2 months ago

yupp...crazy woman alright

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Jihana
Community Member
2 months ago

Apply water to the burn

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Not just that, bread isn’t the best thing to be feeding birds anyway.

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Lis Daglish
Community Member
2 months ago

Why has there never been a Pixar raccoon movie? So much great material.

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Vic
Community Member
2 months ago

Maybe the pumpkin was being a d**k..

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zims
Community Member
2 months ago

I would be weirded out if a relative had waiters at the family dinner. What, we're suddenly too good to walk our own dishes to the sink? And who wants a stranger hanging around while you eat and dish up family gossip?

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Jihana
Community Member
2 months ago

What is he talking about? I love to sit on my porch and watch coyotes kill children. I just wished said children would not scream so loud...

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Lis Daglish
Community Member
2 months ago

Aw bless,

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
2 months ago

How does one "lose" that outside?

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Vic
Community Member
2 months ago

I you John.. I feel you.. (not literally though..)

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