What’s in a name? William Shakespeare asked this question in Romeo and Juliet all the way back in 1597. But in fact, the idea of names and their significance has always existed among humans. In his immortal tragedy, Shakespeare continues to say that names don’t really matter; you may call someone whatever you want, but it won’t change their essence. However, many cultures and traditions will disagree with the great English bard.
Many ancient societies took naming newborns very seriously. It was believed that the name a child received at birth would define their character traits or even their entire life. Giving them funny names or unusual names wasn’t even an option. These days, some parents are a bit more relaxed and sometimes give their children not the common names everyone is used to but names that sound like something else.
There is a whole science called onomatology that studies the history of names, where they come from, how they developed with time, and how they can be used. Even though names are pretty special compared to other words, they are words too, which means we can play with them and make name puns. Just remember when you’re making jokes on names to be kind and not hurt other people’s feelings.
For this article, we have collected some name jokes. Most of them are based on word puns, and although some may fall into the ‘dad jokes’ category, they’ll surely bring a smile to your face. Find your name on the list, and if you happen to know a good name pun, make sure you let us know in the comments below.
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Why do hurricanes get such boring names, like Sandy?
Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee people will be evacuating like rats.
They name them in alphabetical order, starting with an “A” name at the first of a season. If a hurricane is very destructive it is retired and not used again. It is not long since all tha names were women’s names.
I asked my grandpa: “After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and honey. What’s the secret?”
Grandpa: “I forgot her name five years ago and I’m scared to ask her.".
"I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday."
"I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am Ruthless."
Captain Villads named his ship "The Ruthless" after his wife Ruth, who sadly... doesn't enjoy sailing.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student "What are your parent’s names?" the student replied " My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling" the teacher said " Are you kidding" the student said, “No Kidding is my brother I am Joking.”.
"Sometimes people are surprised how I’m named after my dad, but, how would I have been named before him?"
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What's a mountain goat's favorite name?
Cliff.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Why was the band named "Books"?
So no one would judge them by their covers.
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “Why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “Why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “Why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEMBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor “How's the baby?” “You had twins” the doctor replied. “Your brother named them,” the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" “He called the girl Denise” “What about the boy,” the woman asked the doctor said “Denephew”.
"So I asked an ouija board for the name of my future wife
What kind of name is hahaha?".
A girl lying on a beach?
Sandy.
What do you call a woman with one leg on either side of a river?
Bridgette.
What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?
Bernadette (Burn a debt).
The guys in the shop called me Bernadette because of the size of rizlas I bought
What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?
Adam.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
I know this isn’t about glue but here’s one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness.
Her name?
Cardi O.
What do you call a lady in a Roman dress?
Sara-toga.
AND THEY GET OFF AT SARATOGA FOR THE *FOURTEENTH* TIMEEE A PERSON CAN DEVELOP LA GRIPPE, LA GRIPPE, THE POST NASAL DRIP WITH THE WHEEZES AND THE SNEEZES AND THE SINUS THATS REALLY A PIP (please tell me someone else knows this reference PLEASE)
What do you call a guy named James who smokes e-cigs and works at a prison?
Jim the Juul Man Jailor.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Flop.
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.
What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?
Mark.
What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him?
Andy.
I don’t get this one. And I’ve yelled “ANDY” out loud like 20 times trying to figure it out XD
What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs?
Carol.
What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?
Miles.
That's my baby brother's name! My uncle asked what his middle name was and my dad said Kilometers :)
What is the perfect name for an ambulance?
Nina.
What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?
Chuck.
What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
Phil.
What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?
Frank.
My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters. My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.
What do you call a woman between two goalposts?
Anette.
What do you call a boy with his hair cut at shoulder length?
Bob.
What do you call a man driving a truck?
Laurie.
What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head?
Adele.
What do you call a man who sits at the door?
Matt.
What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital?
Manuel.
What do you call a man with a crane on his head?
Derek.
What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?
Mohammed.
What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head while holding a pool cue?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call a man sitting in hot water?
Stew.
What do you call a man in shark-infested waters?
Chum.
What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtle?
Shell.
What do you call a guy who loves exercising?
Jim.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”.
What do you call a man on the barbershop floor?
Harry.
What would you name a girl that's a ding a ling?
Isabelle.
"My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name... So I called her Bluff..."
"If I ever have twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate and the second one Duplikate."
"I just changed my name and cut my hair! I am no longer Harry."
What is the most common middle name?
Its Y.
If you don't trust me, verify by asking 10 random people around you.
My name is Clifford. If I had a nickel every time someone brought up that damned Big Red Dog...
"My name is Connor and In school, I had a teacher who has a funny accent and pronounced my name as "Corner", boy did it get annoying fast."
What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head?
Carol.
I am clicking off this page now so if you think I'm annoying well done 2 U
What do you call a man with a large black and blue mark on his head?
Bruce.
What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?
Lulu.
What do u call a woman who sits on the toilet too many times? Lululululululuuluuul
What do you call a man who always wears a coat?
Mac.
What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?
Edward
What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?
Edward Wood
What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward
What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
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What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a man who has a car license plate tattoo?
Reg.
What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?
Claude.
What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?
Annette.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
"My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav."
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Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be their snack.
A couple just had their first son, the husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian both wish to have their son's name after their heritage... After much argument, they decided on the name.
Ravi O'Lee.
How about this one?
"Your name is Ken? So is your girlfriend's name ...Barbie? Hur Hur Hur".
What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other, and a pint of Guinness on her head?
Beatrix.
What do you call an Asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
Irene.
The 50's called, they want their stereotypical Chinese person voice back.
"I'm a new person. I've changed my name and became a vegetarian.
I'm still getting used to it, I wasn't a Herb before."
How are the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper alike? Both go flying around Uranus looking for Klingons.
How are the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper alike? Both go flying around Uranus looking for Klingons.
