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My Daily Life With Jesus
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My Daily Life With Jesus

(If Jesus was a cat)

He loves play with my keys…

…and with the christmas tree

Why not drink water from the toilet

That’s happen all the time I had to work

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Cuddles time

I can’t sleep like i used to

Sometimes he seems bipolar

but maybe he is just hungry

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OMFG

He goes crazy when I play with the laser pointer

“And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it”

Previously on the… get away from the Tv.

He makes me so angry…

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but I love him.

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minerva15
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want that statue to gift to my religious mother. She would love it :)

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Beverly Strassner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great. Love the buddy Jesus because guess what he did and he is laughingly joyful and we should all relate to him in the way we relate to our pets who give us unconditional love. Thanks for the time and though fullness that went into this.

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Ghost
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also sometimes stand in that position in front of the fridge

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Rich Willson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to own a "Buddy Christ" I think an Ex tossed him, something about being sacrilegious..

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BoredDragon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am religious, but I still find this very very funny, especially because Jesus has a thumbs up the whole time.

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Loki C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had two Buddy Christ figures over the years. One, my cat ate and the second got lost when I moved in with my now-husband. Dogma is such a great movie!

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Dane Pearson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to put this to the music of Billy Idol's song: Plastic Jesus, or at least, you know, I think you would like the song based on this and it is a really good song!

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DarknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago

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No it was stupid. I mean to the point I wish stupid was a crime, so he can get locked up with other idiots. That way intelligent people, like myself, don't get subjected to it.

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Talyleg
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7 years ago

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Haha you think ur intelligent??? HAHAHA check ur facts

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minerva15
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want that statue to gift to my religious mother. She would love it :)

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Beverly Strassner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great. Love the buddy Jesus because guess what he did and he is laughingly joyful and we should all relate to him in the way we relate to our pets who give us unconditional love. Thanks for the time and though fullness that went into this.

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Ghost
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also sometimes stand in that position in front of the fridge

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Rich Willson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to own a "Buddy Christ" I think an Ex tossed him, something about being sacrilegious..

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BoredDragon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am religious, but I still find this very very funny, especially because Jesus has a thumbs up the whole time.

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Loki C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had two Buddy Christ figures over the years. One, my cat ate and the second got lost when I moved in with my now-husband. Dogma is such a great movie!

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Dane Pearson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to put this to the music of Billy Idol's song: Plastic Jesus, or at least, you know, I think you would like the song based on this and it is a really good song!

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DarknessIsMyOutfit
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7 years ago

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No it was stupid. I mean to the point I wish stupid was a crime, so he can get locked up with other idiots. That way intelligent people, like myself, don't get subjected to it.

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Talyleg
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Haha you think ur intelligent??? HAHAHA check ur facts

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