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Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It
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Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Everyone has an embarrassing story happen to them every once in a while, but this mom… Her moment was so embarrassing it’ll make you cry with laughter!

This working mom blogger named Laura Mazza has muscle separation and is trying to get in shape, so her doctor recommended trying yoga to better her muscle tone. Unfortunately, when Mazza came to her first class, it was a complete disaster. Despite the fact the everyone in her class had nice tight yoga pants and perfect pedicures while Mazza was showing off her “froddo feet” and hairy toes, she had a cringeworthy incident… “Somewhere between the dolphin and the three-legged dog yoga positions, two of those burning garbage eggs slip out, and I let out a stinky fart,” Mazza shares. “I farted. I farted doing yoga poses. I’m a walking cliche. My pelvic floor has failed me.” Fortunately, it was quiet, and just maybe nobody noticed my farting in public. But what happened next… It’s so mortifying it will make you cry with laughter! Keep on scrolling to find out!

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Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

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MaddySquidCat 7
Community Member
5 years ago

"Namaste" "Nah im a go" Ahhahahahhahaha

Lois McWherter
Community Member
5 years ago

This is the best laugh I've had in a long time. It's all the more poignant for me because I went to yoga today for the first time in quite a while. I'm so glad I procrastinated afterward instead of going to the library because I am howling with laughter. This is absolutely hilarious.

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Flora Polvado
Community Member
5 years ago

Thank you thank you! I love people who are willing to share their most embarrassing moments. I know then, that I am not alone!

Merty Robinson
Community Member
5 years ago

I once got asked to leave a yoga class because I couldn't stop laughing after this guy farted squeakily. The harder I tried to be grown up about it the worse I laughed. I guess I'm just not the yoga type either.

Jane Bassett
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahaha! Too funny! It's so funny what turns us into 13 year olds again. I would be the same!! 😂😂😂

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LizzyM
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5 years ago

Honey, EVERYONE farted during yoga at one point or another (some are just *cough* very *cough*cough* skilled at trying to *cough* hide it *cough*). That's just what those positions do to your gut💨 Will all the people who NEVER farted during yoga please raise their hand in the comments below? 👇🏼

Juana
Community Member
5 years ago

Exactly! In Bikram there's a position called Wind-Removing Pose. Guess what the purpose of it is!

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Lisa Atchley
Community Member
5 years ago

5th grade gym. It was raining so we were doing tumbles on the mats in the cafeteria. It was my turn...the place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop...I bend down to show off my tumbling skills as I had been practising at home for weeks. A rip so loud, I swear it echoed off the brick walls of the cavernous lunch room. I died a little that day. I'm 50 now and I still stop dead in my tracks and cringe every time I think about it.

Izabela Zanardi Moraes
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL

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Juana
Community Member
5 years ago

I've been in a yoga class where the instructor was like "don't fight it people, just let it out." I guess it happens alot, so don't be sad.

Lillian Chesak
Community Member
5 years ago

As someone who has done this during a showing of Hamilton when it was completely quiet, I know how you feel.

Enomfon Asuquo
Community Member
5 years ago

Wait, you watched HALMITON i don't know whether to be angry or happy

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Marsha Thomsen
Community Member
5 years ago

I met my new mother-in-law for the first time on a trip to Kansas. She dropped her napkin on the floor and trying to impress her, I jumped up and bent over to pick it up. As I did this, I farted, in her face. She said out loud, in front of my new extended family, "Did you just fart in my face?" I replied, " Yes, mam, I did," then added, " I am so sorry." She laughed, and said, "Well welcome to the family, here even the dog farts." What a gracious lady. The whole table broke up in laughter.

Wanda Queen
Community Member
5 years ago

She probably loved your honesty and knew right then that you were a good fit.

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Jonathan Eatsalot
Community Member
5 years ago

That made me fart

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

I one up you. I laughed first!

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Michael Ralph
Community Member
5 years ago

My wife was at Walmart looking at the makeup and she was sitting on the floor while she looked at the bottom shelf. I was standing at the end of the isle while she looked. All the sudden, she let slip the loudest fart ever! She was flat on the floor so it sounded like a trumpet symphony! Just as it slipped out, another lady was pushing her cart around the corner. As she came around the corner, she hear the whole thing. Her eyes were in shock. She just glanced at me and slowly turned her basket away from our isle. My wife was laughing her ass off. We couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if it was the fart or the shocked looked on the ladies face that got me the most. To this day, we still laugh and joke about that moment.

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol the wort part about laughing afterwards is you might fart again. Talking from experience here! XD

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Stephanie Hudson
Community Member
5 years ago

I have a little chihuahua that loves to sleep between my knees in bed. One morning as I woke up I farted. She came up from under the blanket like a bullet and was shaking her head and what I will call a dog sneeze. Though it has been many a moons, if she hears anything resembling a fart she hides under the chair.

Lisa Watson
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao

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Izabela Zanardi Moraes
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL, I'm in tears... But farting is so natural... Why we do shame of this? XD

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

Any good yoga teacher should begin, especially with newcomers, that this can happen and the instructor shouldn't have let her leave

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Michael Ralph
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my wife almost killed me. We had just started dating and I had gone to a pet store with her. We were walking between the isles and I couldn't help but notice that a lot of fish were dead in the tanks. I was a little upset about how they took care of the pets. My girlfriend had walked over to another isle and I came around the corner and the worst stench I have ever smelled hit me like a ton of bricks. I quickly go over to my girlfriend and proceed to tell her that I couldn't take it no more, that we have to leave. I told her I walked into the isle beside us and I swear it smelled like a DEAD DOG! I was so angry at the pet store! I was like, "How could they let their animals die like that and not clean it up?" I was like, "I can't believe that they can't smell this"! I told my girlfriend that it was horrible and that they should never let a customer smell their dead pets. I told her we have to go that it smelled like a dead dog! She never said a thing. I find out later it was her!

Jane Bassett
Community Member
5 years ago

Dying of laughter!!! 😂😂😂

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago

THIS WOMAN!!! NEEDS to be a comedian or a writer!! PERIOD!!

Ashley Doherty
Community Member
5 years ago

Probablye the most amazing post I've ever read in my life. **Stands up and applauds at work**

Teresa Blais-Kirkland
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm dying!!! X-D I was at a wedding years ago and was laughed at something someone said, when a really big, loud fart slipped out. It was so loud that later, when I thought that everyone had forgotten about the loud toot, I informed my husband of what happened. To which my brother-in-law said, "That was you?! I heard that all the way over here!" which happened to be the other side of the reception hall. Yup, lots of drinks followed soon after.

Jaki Gardiner
Community Member
5 years ago

i can't stop laughing at your story! that was a classic! LOL

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Libby Golden
Community Member
5 years ago

I'd recommend Dancing For Birth(TM) classes. Always music playing with a free moving circle you can come and go from. We understand gas, care about you and can help you with diastastis recti, pelvic floor and many other postpartum concerns. Nah, I'mma go is hysterical! Funny lady!

Shari H
Community Member
5 years ago

EVERYONE farts during yoga at some point. Anyone who says they haven't is a liar or from another planet.

Dawn Boichut
Community Member
5 years ago

Thats the best" belly laugh , with tears rolling down my cheeks, cant brEEEEEAAAAATHE" that I have had for a long long time !! Love it; Hey even the top models fart. Can't believe none of those perfect yoga queens ever farted either . Thankyou , sterted my day well!

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Psst - they also have boogers sometimes...

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Maureen Zappellini
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5 years ago

At a rodeo, helping a new male friend tack up his horse...I ride English, so wasn't ready for weight of a Western saddle..heave ho! BBRapp!!

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Lost count of the times I've tooted lifting anything! XD

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Pandola
Community Member
5 years ago

this could happen to anyone...don't worry sister, I have IBS and never gave birth to a child, but sometimes you have a lot of gas and it seems impossible to keep it inside...holy fart

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

You need YOGA in your life! XD

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Marzo Florida
Community Member
5 years ago

She shouldn't feel bad. It happens to everybody at some point in their life lol.

Monique Pigeon
Community Member
5 years ago

I hate yoga so much and the farting is one of the reasons. That whole push on you is always when I have to fart and they come around and I pinch my sphincter tight enough that you could pull a pin out with a tractor because I terrified of farting on the instructor. My husband farted once, we got out to the car and he was like, "did you hear me fart." I replied, "oh yeah." "do you think everybody else heard it?" "Oh yeah!" LOL. My best yoga farting story though has to be the time I was constipated. Oh yeah, no farts coming out that time. Finally, the next day I went. Then my asshole was open for like 30 seconds getting rid of all the backed up farts from he yoga! I wish somebody had filmed my face because I was certain my innards were going to fall out.

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Thanks for having a sense of humor about it! I used to be mortified about my gas (and nerve damage that affects lower GI), then I got old and educated; everyone has gas, esp the pampered young women who eat a lot of fiber. I decided iit is MUCH more traumatic to be young, fit, pretty and flatulent, than old, saggy, and used to it. We now joke about 'ducks' and 'frogs' following us around. ;)

Mary DeCarmine
Community Member
5 years ago

Omg...I laughed so hard I could hardly finish this.

Robert Olsen
Community Member
5 years ago

I heard people always fart at yoga, I think thats what the burning candles are for

TheMsLollidella
Community Member
5 years ago

That sucks I can totally empathize, one of my major anxieties back in high school was farting while stretching in gym class x_x reading this post, I'd be that super immature person who won't stop laughing either 😬

June Pixeld
Community Member
5 years ago

O my god i laughed so hard! I know everyone farts, yet people still stare if it happens like their blue bloded and u are an uneducated peasant. The way you told the story though, pure comedy!

Dương Nguyễn
Community Member
5 years ago

Fart in yoga is kind of a thing... happens to me 3 or 4 times... Because yoga make your gut work right and push bad stuff out.

Aunt Messy
Community Member
5 years ago

I went to my first yoga class yesterday. I was doing all right and managed every position but one. It involved being on the floor with one knee smushed against my chest while the other leg was supposed to be "flying" out behind me "like a bird". So far so good. Then the instructor told us to lift our hands off the floor. I went over like a tree. Then I started laughing....the kind of laughing that can spread through the whole room. I had to leave the room for a minute and I still had the giggles for the rest of the class. *sigh*

LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
5 years ago

I've been doing Yoga for years -no fat shaming here, I'm chubby to say the least- and every time someone farts in Yoga! don't feel alone. plus your story made me LOL at my desk THANK YOU!!

Karen Mason
Community Member
5 years ago

My hubby has a wind habit, they are LOUD, cue several embarrassing moments...the best one was in a chemist shop, he was desperately needing to fart! Thinking he had a completely empty aisle he dropped it...just as a lady rounded the corner into the aisle! She instantly started to giggle, followed us around the shop literally doubled over laughing. She told EVERYONE in the shop how loud it had been and how it cheered her crappy day up! Even the counter staff got told, meaning the entire shop was giggled up, inc me :-D Poor hubby was completely mortified. Funnily enough he's never tried sneaking one out in public again though.

Roger Yaste
Community Member
5 years ago

I started Yoga two weeks ago and have not farted as of yet nor have I heard anyone else so afflicted. So here I am nearly seventy going every day. The classes have anywhere from eight to twenty some participants. Mostly women, I have seen only three males, the women range in age from early twenties to my own age and none of them 100 pounds over weight as I am. None of them dripping sweat at a prodigious rate on the yoga mat. None of them Have the instructor tell you at every turn to not take it to where it hurts, HMPH Try telling a man, don't take it to where it hurts. None the less I shall persevere as I both look and feel better with only two weeks. Give me two months and I will be able to whip the world.

TC
Community Member
5 years ago

You know what ? I hope that photo of the woman is the real you. Because if you were sooooo embarassed in that group how come you make it public worldwide ? It makes no sense to me. Bit if it is really you, congratulations. You don't really feel ridiculous, do you ? Simply walk in your Yoga classes again.

Karen Mullens
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh I have a worse story. New to yoga. No yoga pants. Used hubby's tracky dacks... hopeless at yoga , she has us waving our legs in the air , sucking in air, roll down only to do a HUGE FANNY FART ( vagina for you Americans) to expel all that sucked up air. Sounded like a horse whinnying!!!! Laughed uncontrollably until I left vowing not to return. Home. Threw off all clothes and went to bed. 2 weeks later , I thought I'd give it another try ... Found the old tracky dacks....back to yoga ... Again, swinging legs in the air! Suddenly there's this black thing skidding along in the dark between the yoga doers... I thought a handkerchief??? Oh no. After an inspection ( imagine how) I ascertained that it was last fortnights dirty undies that had flown out of the leg of the tracky dacks. THERES A PLACE IM NOT RETURNING TO ,,,,,!!!

Karen Williams
Community Member
5 years ago

lmao

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago

She was so embarrassed that she decided to tell the whole world about it! Hmmm.

Di West
Community Member
5 years ago

This has nothing to do with her being a mom, so why use that descriptor in the headline? Is she not an individual with her own identity anymore?

Eileen Violet
Community Member
5 years ago

I really hope you give yoga another try. Do yoga with Adrienne on YouTube. You can fart and down dog in the privacynod your own home. No pedicure or legs shave necessary. Namaste

Arett Zuniga
Community Member
5 years ago

Bro! This lady had me dying.....LMAO!!!!

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

If you go to enough yoga farts are the least of the worst things that you can see/smell ...Clean up on isle 2

Louise Werner
Community Member
5 years ago

This is the greatest yoga story ever, although I have more than a few memories of farting in yoga class - and I was the teacher!

Laurie Ford
Community Member
5 years ago

I was told that if you don't fartvyiu aren't doing it right.

Lizzie Carter
Community Member
5 years ago

The 2nd paragraph is Exhibit #14,566,221 why I'm not having kids. (Reason #1 is still 'I like sleeping in')

Cindy Liszt
Community Member
5 years ago

I actually trumpeted out of buttocks during the ascent of a full flight of stairs.......luckily at home where my family knows I am a ticking time bomb.

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Darnit..we only get 'ducks and frogs'in our house.. you earned an elephant!! Thumbs up!

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Karen Winslow
Community Member
5 years ago

The ones that start out OH MY WAIT WAIT and you RUN for the JOHN

Jillian LaFave
Community Member
5 years ago

NAH IM A GO... AHAHahaha

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

Sometimes, there just aren't enough...like arrows!!!

La
Community Member
5 years ago

Maybe not the right yoga studio? The ones I've been to are the most welcoming places. Don't give up! It can make the biggest difference.

Vandana Tandon
Community Member
5 years ago

though it gave a laugh , but I am feeling bad that you quit Yoga . I think it's a natural thing and Yoga will definitely get rid of this problem too . I think the teacher was rude to just let you go . ..Ok ...if you feel ashamed try one thing . Go on You Tube and Try some simple Yoga . You can watch 'Baba Ramdev ' videos for Yoga and do it at your home first . Try with some 'Breathing Exercises' which is called 'Pranayam'. You will feel the difference after some time. Then start doing some simple Yoga exercises . I am not any promotional person, I am telling you cuz I learned Yoga at the age of 16 and was completely fit . left it for a long and now again started it as the kids are grown up and I'm completely out of shape . so these videos are helping me getting back on my feet again . so don't get embarrass....watch any Yoga video which suits you ...n jus rock at home itself .....

Vandana Tandon
Community Member
5 years ago

*typo ...definitely help you get rid of...*

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Kalani Nishimura
Community Member
5 years ago

other then my wife, NEVER heard a woman FART .. didnt think this was possible

Kim Lorton
Community Member
5 years ago

That is the most funniest damnedist thing I've ever read, and I have not laughed so hard in a very long time! Bless your heart! Thank you! I think you're part of my long lost family!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Oliver Gloxin
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm laughing tears of joy. That could be so me, IF I ever tried yoga!

TheReader19
Community Member
5 years ago

Who else laughed so hard they farted?

Vairy Boutwell
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my goodness I finally stopped laughing. I laughed so hard my tummy hurt.

Lee from Phoenix
Community Member
5 years ago

This happened to me while having physical therapy after a hip replacement. The poor therapist was manipulating my hip and was in a very bad place when I farted. I was horribly embarrassed. She said, "That happens quite often."

Dayna Robinson
Community Member
5 years ago

Bahahahahaha!

Ash
Community Member
5 years ago

OMG I laughed so hard, I cried Bwahahahaha

Sam
Community Member
5 years ago

In my house I have a single room dedicated for yoga, on the door I've put up a sign that says "Yoga room. Fart-free zone", it's a real ice breaker.

olivia martinez
Community Member
5 years ago

My brother was asleep and u farted and he just jumped and then hes all like fml what is that smell

Jessica Stohr
Community Member
5 years ago

Aww I feel bad for her! They need some music to make it easier to hide and some good ventilation! Lol

Donna Falgout
Community Member
5 years ago

I heard so many stories about women farting while delivering their babies that I was scared to death that would happen to me...it almost did but i ended up having a c section but before that, I did fart while the nurse was doing the final exam...she never said anything so maybe it was a non smelly one.

Cherie
Community Member
5 years ago

Better out than in. Afraid to have yr baby because you might fart? When you think about it, doesn't that sound silly? You' expel a lot yuckier stuff than gas when you have a baby! Also, nurses fart all the time, sometimes in front of the patient and not always SBDs.

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Alustriel Day
Community Member
5 years ago

this legit sounds like something I'd do XD I would be so scared

SilverSkyCloud
Community Member
10 months ago

if it stinks soo bad surely theres something medically wrong

カナート カリベコ
Community Member
2 years ago

Do Yoga with me. Stay at Home 1.2 hour long video. Simple guide, detailed view of body. No ADs! https://youtu.be/6gAMLhbbdC0 👆👆👆👆

Lynn Jenkinson
Community Member
4 years ago

You have IBS because you eat at McDonald's!

Lynn Jenkinson
Community Member
4 years ago

The reason you have IBS is because you eat crap at McDonald's.

Sherry Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

It's "Bear with me."

Dawn MacLear
Community Member
4 years ago

yoga is meant to be done alone for this reason we just sell it to groups now - more profit

Michele Barile
Community Member
5 years ago

OMG THIS IS ME. MY TWIN.

Julia Whatley
Community Member
5 years ago

Brilliant story. Laughed my head off. Still bit of nightmare for the lady concerned.. Laugh it off, they might be reading your story!

Tarlan Bara
Community Member
5 years ago

Dis you really think this was funny?

Jason G
Community Member
5 years ago

I farted in bed so loud once my wife jumped out of bed because she thought someone had come in with a chainsaw

Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
5 years ago

You can actually have surgery to close that gap, though :)

Maria Rossi
Community Member
5 years ago

omg, I can't even, this is so freakin' hilarious, and the comments down here are just as good. Sometimes, though, you just have to suck it up and admit to whomever you're trying to hide the fart from and admit, "Hey, sorry dude, that was a bad one, I'm so sorry I farted on you..." Face saved (or maybe lost, I don't know)

Ben Smith
Community Member
5 years ago

If she made that face then everyone knew she was farting

Emma Wootton
Community Member
5 years ago

Why would anyone even confess something as disgusting as that? Fake as you get, or just plain filthy - no self respect! Some things you just don't share!

Connie Westrup
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my goodness! I'm laughing so hard...snorting! I love fart stories because they are so "normal". I won't go on overnighters with my girlfriends because I'm terrified I'll fart in my sleep (woke my husband up one night with one that shook the covers...we couldn't go back to sleep we were laughing so hard). One time I gave in but warned my friends...I was so embarrassed! Then...we were all in various dressing rooms when a friend farted...we all busted out laughing, rolling on the floor. Life is fun!

Terri Rowland
Community Member
5 years ago

Omg I really feel for her, damn farts always come out where you don't want them to. I'd probably have done the same as she did and make a quick exit

Lisa Barker
Community Member
5 years ago

after a day of crying this made me laugh till I cried :) :) :)

Shirley Work
Community Member
5 years ago

this is my fear but once i had to go to rehab for exercise and someone else farted and stunk the place up and since i was the new kid i think i got blamed for it. I also think the old timers wait for new people just so they can fart and get away with it

Nina Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

Brilliant could not make it up

Ivonne Montijo
Community Member
5 years ago

dear mom, don't fret yes farting happens in yoga and it is even something we discuss in yoga teacher training. Its' just what happens with some poses. Please do not give up the benefits far outweigh the occasional fart or two :).

Yanli
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha

Yvonne Horton
Community Member
5 years ago

Lisa Atchley YOU GO GIRL!

Ana Esparza
Community Member
5 years ago

Well once you have children your body changes completely....(why God, why???!!) I totally understand this woman😃😞😉

Jennifer Houston
Community Member
5 years ago

Bless.her.herat. "Nah, I'm gonna go?" I'm dying!!!

Shannon Bradley
Community Member
5 years ago

Farting during yoga is actually very common.

Elizabeth Alvarez
Community Member
5 years ago

Jajajajajajjaajjajajajjajajajjajaa I'm dieing of laughter jjajajjajajajajajjajaj can't stop laughing this just made my entire week.😂😂😂😂

Nommee Noms
Community Member
5 years ago

honestly you deserve an award

Karen Williams
Community Member
5 years ago

My mom has hobbit feet that she is always talking about. I farted in the dairy section in walmart a few months ago. It has been SO LONG since I farted in public and I forgot to walk away. LMAO A lady started walking in my direction. I guess she smelled it because she made a quick U-e with her cart. LOL P.S. I have always had a incontinence issue. 4 winters ago I full throttle pee all over myself again in walmart. I walked in the bathroom and a woman looked at me like wth. I said somewhat loudly, I peed on myself, it happens to everyone at some point and I kept on walking. SO embarassing and I smelled too. Had to buy new pants.

Wilhelm Stuttgart
Community Member
5 years ago

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

Len Sterk - Van Buren
Community Member
5 years ago

Thanks for making me smile, I needed it today :-)

Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

Poor thing! I can feel your pain, but look at this way, You got a great funny story to tell now and hey! Everybody farts! Even the Queen! *L*

Leanne Crowley
Community Member
5 years ago

Love love love and YOU are not alone sista

Nikita Flourencia
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5 years ago

I can't stop laughing, so sorry bout that.. but you really are very funny.. hahahahaha..

Carmen Devore-Blakestad
Community Member
5 years ago

HAHAHA! I'm sorry, but anyone that says "farts are not funny!" has NO sense of humor! Farts are HILARIOUS!

Evelyn Hunter
Community Member
5 years ago

I think that farts are a natural way of relieving ourselves when we eat something that causes grassiness and bloating.

Aish Siva
Community Member
5 years ago

You're not the only one! I was once in class and let out a bigggg fart...I seem to have an issue and fart all the time in private...anyways...I let out this big fart in 5th grade and this kid was behind me so when everyone stared...I looked and said "it was him!" and he was like "no it was her!"...it was me :P But ya know what? Farts are normal and natural >:( And ESPECIALLY as a girl, it's more embarrassing to fart than dudes. This is a kind of stupid mannerism to have in society. Would make my day if everyone could fart in public and it isn't a big deal!

Krista Irwin
Community Member
5 years ago

Get a video or a book and do yoga at home. Then you don't have to worry about whether other people are judging you for anything you're feeling self-conscious about.

Desmond Miles
Community Member
5 years ago

For some reason, the "sweet baby Jesus" is what got me laughing...

Wombat34
Community Member
5 years ago

She made the right decision. I would have run away as well.

Lacy Tinsley
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5 years ago

any good yoga instructor will tell you... everyone passes gass at some point in yoga.

Maia Rose
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5 years ago

One night for some reason our kid woke both me and my boyfriend up and so we're kind of awake and I think I got up and got them water or something and we all lay back down and I roll over and this insane fart just slips out that I didn't even know was there, and my kid literally starts crying and saying that we have to go sleep downstairs. I laughed for days.

Danny Thompson
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5 years ago

Occasionally I trap a fart in the caras I am leaving. Strangely it is still there after an hour 😱

Patrick McKenna
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5 years ago

she farted herself right out the door.

Amy Webb
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5 years ago

Sometimes I let out SBDs at work (silent but deadly) as I walk around my students, checking their progress on assignments. If it smells bad, I always loudly blame a random kid. Good times!

Bill Krutt
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5 years ago

The other day I was in line at the grocery store, and, well, I stifled a sneeze and in doing so, I farted. It wasn't just a little oine. Nooooooo ...... they oprobably heard this thing in Sausality; 3 cities away. Some people smirked, a coupl e chuckled and a couple gave me that "HOW COULD YOU!!!" I said "Sorryyyyyyy" and paid for my goodies and slithered ut to my car. I'm NEVER going back to that store.

Lynn Costner
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5 years ago

I loved this! Lol

Nancy Crook
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5 years ago

That is so funny, I am still thinking about how that could and would be me. Thanks so much for sharing.

Margaret Norell-Carley
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5 years ago

I know how this feels.....imma go too. Lol.

MeghanB
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5 years ago

Lol, I laughed so hard at Nah, I'm a go. Thank you so much for sharing!

Sam
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5 years ago

I laughed so hard I farted! this is good, this is therapeutic, fart therapy!

Jacky Quinn
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5 years ago

Omg this is very reason i dont do yoga i have ibs am constanty farting me n 2 friends went into a shop i fart we all parted ways n met at bottom we all laffed farted n peed ourselves lol

Aayushi Kanodia
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5 years ago

That's not the best decision. I think u should continue with yoga. U know y India has all together a totally different form of toilet system- 'the Indian toilet system' where u sit down in frog style, because that is the best position for your abdomen. It puts the maximum pressure down there. OK even if u don't want to go to yoga class coz of 'embarrassment' do try the same yoga posture at home. Trust u will feel heaven in your body system after some days.

Denise Schultz
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5 years ago

leave her alone everyone passes a little gas or farts however you want to put it ..

Anna Salerno
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5 years ago

Bawahahahahahahahahaha this is the funniest thing I've read in a month or more. Thanks for sharing these embarrassing moments with the world!! Who hasn't farted... my ex-husband used to lie on the floor and light his farts with his lighter... Fire would shoot across the room! lol

Leni
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5 years ago

Hahahahahaha omg oh it's a shitty experience but this woman has such a great way of telling the story. Though if it was me I'd just get some video's and do yoga at home. Classes like these always make me feel majorly uncomfortable.

Earl Kuun
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5 years ago

K-GIST.COM-Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embaarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Shari Johnson Gaughan
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5 years ago

I am so sorry you went through this. I understand. I have a similar problem. What do you do when you have no control. Keep on being you. It's not worth hiding. Life is too short!

Constanze Tnetennba
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5 years ago

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This is a sad story. But not because of farts or hairs on toes. EVERYBODY has those! It is HUMAN! Americans are so self-conscious ... Feel sorry for them. Deeply and utterly sorry. Especially for their women. Come to Europe, you can be yourselves here! And as a bonus: You get away from Trump. Awesome, eh?

Pandola
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5 years ago

well I'm Italian but I would be embarrassed about that too...

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Some Body
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5 years ago

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Im even not going to read this shit.

Meowton Mewsk
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5 years ago

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It was so horrible and embarrassing that she had to leave and promptly tell the whole world. 🙄

Cherie
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5 years ago

Grow up and smell the humor.

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago

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Well, that's awkward for sure, even if not dramatic. Yet, I don't really get why she shares this if it was such a shamefull moment...

Flora Polvado
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5 years ago

Because it's one of those things that's hilarious in hindsight. Most people have these kinds of stories.

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Kizito Obeya
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5 years ago

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I gotta read all these just because you farted and evacuated yoga class?

Cherie
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5 years ago

You didn't have to read it at all, you know. (Ignore works)

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Brian Harris
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5 years ago

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After reading your fart story, I am surprised to learn that you have kids. I don't know how any man could get it up for you. You're disgusting.

Alia
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5 years ago

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.... Why does she have to be so extra about it though? You know what in saying.... This wasnt a pleasant read.

Teresa Blais-Kirkland
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5 years ago

On the contrary, it was hilarious! Those of us with the same problem can completely relate. Although I was at a wedding full of family members and not at a yoga class when my "incident" happened. I howel now, but I was completely embarrassed at the time.

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MaddySquidCat 7
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5 years ago

"Namaste" "Nah im a go" Ahhahahahhahaha

Lois McWherter
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5 years ago

This is the best laugh I've had in a long time. It's all the more poignant for me because I went to yoga today for the first time in quite a while. I'm so glad I procrastinated afterward instead of going to the library because I am howling with laughter. This is absolutely hilarious.

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Flora Polvado
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5 years ago

Thank you thank you! I love people who are willing to share their most embarrassing moments. I know then, that I am not alone!

Merty Robinson
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5 years ago

I once got asked to leave a yoga class because I couldn't stop laughing after this guy farted squeakily. The harder I tried to be grown up about it the worse I laughed. I guess I'm just not the yoga type either.

Jane Bassett
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5 years ago

Hahaha! Too funny! It's so funny what turns us into 13 year olds again. I would be the same!! 😂😂😂

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LizzyM
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5 years ago

Honey, EVERYONE farted during yoga at one point or another (some are just *cough* very *cough*cough* skilled at trying to *cough* hide it *cough*). That's just what those positions do to your gut💨 Will all the people who NEVER farted during yoga please raise their hand in the comments below? 👇🏼

Juana
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5 years ago

Exactly! In Bikram there's a position called Wind-Removing Pose. Guess what the purpose of it is!

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Lisa Atchley
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5 years ago

5th grade gym. It was raining so we were doing tumbles on the mats in the cafeteria. It was my turn...the place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop...I bend down to show off my tumbling skills as I had been practising at home for weeks. A rip so loud, I swear it echoed off the brick walls of the cavernous lunch room. I died a little that day. I'm 50 now and I still stop dead in my tracks and cringe every time I think about it.

Izabela Zanardi Moraes
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5 years ago

LOL

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Juana
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5 years ago

I've been in a yoga class where the instructor was like "don't fight it people, just let it out." I guess it happens alot, so don't be sad.

Lillian Chesak
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5 years ago

As someone who has done this during a showing of Hamilton when it was completely quiet, I know how you feel.

Enomfon Asuquo
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5 years ago

Wait, you watched HALMITON i don't know whether to be angry or happy

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Marsha Thomsen
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5 years ago

I met my new mother-in-law for the first time on a trip to Kansas. She dropped her napkin on the floor and trying to impress her, I jumped up and bent over to pick it up. As I did this, I farted, in her face. She said out loud, in front of my new extended family, "Did you just fart in my face?" I replied, " Yes, mam, I did," then added, " I am so sorry." She laughed, and said, "Well welcome to the family, here even the dog farts." What a gracious lady. The whole table broke up in laughter.

Wanda Queen
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5 years ago

She probably loved your honesty and knew right then that you were a good fit.

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Jonathan Eatsalot
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5 years ago

That made me fart

Cherie
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5 years ago

I one up you. I laughed first!

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Michael Ralph
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5 years ago

My wife was at Walmart looking at the makeup and she was sitting on the floor while she looked at the bottom shelf. I was standing at the end of the isle while she looked. All the sudden, she let slip the loudest fart ever! She was flat on the floor so it sounded like a trumpet symphony! Just as it slipped out, another lady was pushing her cart around the corner. As she came around the corner, she hear the whole thing. Her eyes were in shock. She just glanced at me and slowly turned her basket away from our isle. My wife was laughing her ass off. We couldn't stop laughing. I don't know if it was the fart or the shocked looked on the ladies face that got me the most. To this day, we still laugh and joke about that moment.

Cherie
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5 years ago

Lol the wort part about laughing afterwards is you might fart again. Talking from experience here! XD

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Stephanie Hudson
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5 years ago

I have a little chihuahua that loves to sleep between my knees in bed. One morning as I woke up I farted. She came up from under the blanket like a bullet and was shaking her head and what I will call a dog sneeze. Though it has been many a moons, if she hears anything resembling a fart she hides under the chair.

Lisa Watson
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4 years ago

Lmao

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Izabela Zanardi Moraes
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5 years ago

LOL, I'm in tears... But farting is so natural... Why we do shame of this? XD

Martin
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5 years ago

Any good yoga teacher should begin, especially with newcomers, that this can happen and the instructor shouldn't have let her leave

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Michael Ralph
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5 years ago

Oh my wife almost killed me. We had just started dating and I had gone to a pet store with her. We were walking between the isles and I couldn't help but notice that a lot of fish were dead in the tanks. I was a little upset about how they took care of the pets. My girlfriend had walked over to another isle and I came around the corner and the worst stench I have ever smelled hit me like a ton of bricks. I quickly go over to my girlfriend and proceed to tell her that I couldn't take it no more, that we have to leave. I told her I walked into the isle beside us and I swear it smelled like a DEAD DOG! I was so angry at the pet store! I was like, "How could they let their animals die like that and not clean it up?" I was like, "I can't believe that they can't smell this"! I told my girlfriend that it was horrible and that they should never let a customer smell their dead pets. I told her we have to go that it smelled like a dead dog! She never said a thing. I find out later it was her!

Jane Bassett
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5 years ago

Dying of laughter!!! 😂😂😂

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago

THIS WOMAN!!! NEEDS to be a comedian or a writer!! PERIOD!!

Ashley Doherty
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5 years ago

Probablye the most amazing post I've ever read in my life. **Stands up and applauds at work**

Teresa Blais-Kirkland
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5 years ago

I'm dying!!! X-D I was at a wedding years ago and was laughed at something someone said, when a really big, loud fart slipped out. It was so loud that later, when I thought that everyone had forgotten about the loud toot, I informed my husband of what happened. To which my brother-in-law said, "That was you?! I heard that all the way over here!" which happened to be the other side of the reception hall. Yup, lots of drinks followed soon after.

Jaki Gardiner
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5 years ago

i can't stop laughing at your story! that was a classic! LOL

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Libby Golden
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5 years ago

I'd recommend Dancing For Birth(TM) classes. Always music playing with a free moving circle you can come and go from. We understand gas, care about you and can help you with diastastis recti, pelvic floor and many other postpartum concerns. Nah, I'mma go is hysterical! Funny lady!

Shari H
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5 years ago

EVERYONE farts during yoga at some point. Anyone who says they haven't is a liar or from another planet.

Dawn Boichut
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5 years ago

Thats the best" belly laugh , with tears rolling down my cheeks, cant brEEEEEAAAAATHE" that I have had for a long long time !! Love it; Hey even the top models fart. Can't believe none of those perfect yoga queens ever farted either . Thankyou , sterted my day well!

Cherie
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5 years ago

Psst - they also have boogers sometimes...

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Maureen Zappellini
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5 years ago

At a rodeo, helping a new male friend tack up his horse...I ride English, so wasn't ready for weight of a Western saddle..heave ho! BBRapp!!

Cherie
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5 years ago

Lost count of the times I've tooted lifting anything! XD

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Pandola
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5 years ago

this could happen to anyone...don't worry sister, I have IBS and never gave birth to a child, but sometimes you have a lot of gas and it seems impossible to keep it inside...holy fart

Cherie
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5 years ago

You need YOGA in your life! XD

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Marzo Florida
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5 years ago

She shouldn't feel bad. It happens to everybody at some point in their life lol.

Monique Pigeon
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5 years ago

I hate yoga so much and the farting is one of the reasons. That whole push on you is always when I have to fart and they come around and I pinch my sphincter tight enough that you could pull a pin out with a tractor because I terrified of farting on the instructor. My husband farted once, we got out to the car and he was like, "did you hear me fart." I replied, "oh yeah." "do you think everybody else heard it?" "Oh yeah!" LOL. My best yoga farting story though has to be the time I was constipated. Oh yeah, no farts coming out that time. Finally, the next day I went. Then my asshole was open for like 30 seconds getting rid of all the backed up farts from he yoga! I wish somebody had filmed my face because I was certain my innards were going to fall out.

Cherie
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5 years ago

Thanks for having a sense of humor about it! I used to be mortified about my gas (and nerve damage that affects lower GI), then I got old and educated; everyone has gas, esp the pampered young women who eat a lot of fiber. I decided iit is MUCH more traumatic to be young, fit, pretty and flatulent, than old, saggy, and used to it. We now joke about 'ducks' and 'frogs' following us around. ;)

Mary DeCarmine
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5 years ago

Omg...I laughed so hard I could hardly finish this.

Robert Olsen
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5 years ago

I heard people always fart at yoga, I think thats what the burning candles are for

TheMsLollidella
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5 years ago

That sucks I can totally empathize, one of my major anxieties back in high school was farting while stretching in gym class x_x reading this post, I'd be that super immature person who won't stop laughing either 😬

June Pixeld
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5 years ago

O my god i laughed so hard! I know everyone farts, yet people still stare if it happens like their blue bloded and u are an uneducated peasant. The way you told the story though, pure comedy!

Dương Nguyễn
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5 years ago

Fart in yoga is kind of a thing... happens to me 3 or 4 times... Because yoga make your gut work right and push bad stuff out.

Aunt Messy
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5 years ago

I went to my first yoga class yesterday. I was doing all right and managed every position but one. It involved being on the floor with one knee smushed against my chest while the other leg was supposed to be "flying" out behind me "like a bird". So far so good. Then the instructor told us to lift our hands off the floor. I went over like a tree. Then I started laughing....the kind of laughing that can spread through the whole room. I had to leave the room for a minute and I still had the giggles for the rest of the class. *sigh*

LaDonna Hulcy
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5 years ago

I've been doing Yoga for years -no fat shaming here, I'm chubby to say the least- and every time someone farts in Yoga! don't feel alone. plus your story made me LOL at my desk THANK YOU!!

Karen Mason
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5 years ago

My hubby has a wind habit, they are LOUD, cue several embarrassing moments...the best one was in a chemist shop, he was desperately needing to fart! Thinking he had a completely empty aisle he dropped it...just as a lady rounded the corner into the aisle! She instantly started to giggle, followed us around the shop literally doubled over laughing. She told EVERYONE in the shop how loud it had been and how it cheered her crappy day up! Even the counter staff got told, meaning the entire shop was giggled up, inc me :-D Poor hubby was completely mortified. Funnily enough he's never tried sneaking one out in public again though.

Roger Yaste
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5 years ago

I started Yoga two weeks ago and have not farted as of yet nor have I heard anyone else so afflicted. So here I am nearly seventy going every day. The classes have anywhere from eight to twenty some participants. Mostly women, I have seen only three males, the women range in age from early twenties to my own age and none of them 100 pounds over weight as I am. None of them dripping sweat at a prodigious rate on the yoga mat. None of them Have the instructor tell you at every turn to not take it to where it hurts, HMPH Try telling a man, don't take it to where it hurts. None the less I shall persevere as I both look and feel better with only two weeks. Give me two months and I will be able to whip the world.

TC
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5 years ago

You know what ? I hope that photo of the woman is the real you. Because if you were sooooo embarassed in that group how come you make it public worldwide ? It makes no sense to me. Bit if it is really you, congratulations. You don't really feel ridiculous, do you ? Simply walk in your Yoga classes again.

Karen Mullens
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5 years ago

Oh I have a worse story. New to yoga. No yoga pants. Used hubby's tracky dacks... hopeless at yoga , she has us waving our legs in the air , sucking in air, roll down only to do a HUGE FANNY FART ( vagina for you Americans) to expel all that sucked up air. Sounded like a horse whinnying!!!! Laughed uncontrollably until I left vowing not to return. Home. Threw off all clothes and went to bed. 2 weeks later , I thought I'd give it another try ... Found the old tracky dacks....back to yoga ... Again, swinging legs in the air! Suddenly there's this black thing skidding along in the dark between the yoga doers... I thought a handkerchief??? Oh no. After an inspection ( imagine how) I ascertained that it was last fortnights dirty undies that had flown out of the leg of the tracky dacks. THERES A PLACE IM NOT RETURNING TO ,,,,,!!!

Karen Williams
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5 years ago

lmao

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago

She was so embarrassed that she decided to tell the whole world about it! Hmmm.

Di West
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5 years ago

This has nothing to do with her being a mom, so why use that descriptor in the headline? Is she not an individual with her own identity anymore?

Eileen Violet
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5 years ago

I really hope you give yoga another try. Do yoga with Adrienne on YouTube. You can fart and down dog in the privacynod your own home. No pedicure or legs shave necessary. Namaste

Arett Zuniga
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5 years ago

Bro! This lady had me dying.....LMAO!!!!

Martin
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5 years ago

If you go to enough yoga farts are the least of the worst things that you can see/smell ...Clean up on isle 2

Louise Werner
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5 years ago

This is the greatest yoga story ever, although I have more than a few memories of farting in yoga class - and I was the teacher!

Laurie Ford
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5 years ago

I was told that if you don't fartvyiu aren't doing it right.

Lizzie Carter
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5 years ago

The 2nd paragraph is Exhibit #14,566,221 why I'm not having kids. (Reason #1 is still 'I like sleeping in')