Dad Tries To Explain To 3-Year-Old Son Why His Penis Hurts, And Now He Wishes He Hasn’t
There are many joys to being a parent, but there are also many challenges, such as having to explain to your children why certain parts of the human body act in certain ways for instance. That’s the situation one dad found himself in when his 3-year-old son told him that his penis hurt. Realizing that it didn’t so much cause him pain as function in a way that he didn’t understand, the dad tried to give his son an impromptu lesson in sex education, which seemed to go just fine until…well…read on to see for yourself. The story was recently uploaded by somebody called assnoodle and it’ll make you laugh regardless of whether you’re a parent or not.
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What's wrong with using euphemisms? My son even was younger when he complained that his 'winkle' was hurting him. When I found he had an erection I reassured him, and told him his winkle was 'standing up', and coached him to avoid his underwear elastic pressing on him causing more discomfort. When he was three and started to explored he genital further through touch, i educated him that his bottom hole and wee wee were bacterial, and when he found it comforting to cup his 'tessies', our euphemism for testicles, like many grown men do in non-sexualised way,I told him not to do it outside of home or in front of his mum or sister, as that tends to bother girls. As he is four now his mother and i will soon be teaching him his ownership of his privates and to report to us should anyone interferes with them. There is my example of sex education for toddlers using child appropriate language and not encouraging him to model sexualised adult behaviour.
These parenting stories are really getting to be too much. This was not even remotely funny. Enough with the gross out parenting stories ok?
I agree it's is not entertainment, but some people need guidance.
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This it kinda funny right? Not even a little bit? I myself am a dad to a 3 year old boy and these innocent moments are priceless.
Oh, damn, that was amusing... But only after the looong, embarrassing part. ;)
What's wrong with using euphemisms? My son even was younger when he complained that his 'winkle' was hurting him. When I found he had an erection I reassured him, and told him his winkle was 'standing up', and coached him to avoid his underwear elastic pressing on him causing more discomfort. When he was three and started to explored he genital further through touch, i educated him that his bottom hole and wee wee were bacterial, and when he found it comforting to cup his 'tessies', our euphemism for testicles, like many grown men do in non-sexualised way,I told him not to do it outside of home or in front of his mum or sister, as that tends to bother girls. As he is four now his mother and i will soon be teaching him his ownership of his privates and to report to us should anyone interferes with them. There is my example of sex education for toddlers using child appropriate language and not encouraging him to model sexualised adult behaviour.
These parenting stories are really getting to be too much. This was not even remotely funny. Enough with the gross out parenting stories ok?
I agree it's is not entertainment, but some people need guidance.
Load More Replies... This it kinda funny right? Not even a little bit? I myself am a dad to a 3 year old boy and these innocent moments are priceless.
Oh, damn, that was amusing... But only after the looong, embarrassing part. ;)
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