Every parent knows that kids can be truly weird sometimes. And despite their delicate age, some children are surprisingly aware of sneaky manipulation tactics. The combination of two can lead to a bit of a headache for the parent, but more often than not it results in a hearty laugh. As in the case of Kate Bowler, who recently shares a hilarious Twitter thread with her followers where she detailed a series of dialogues she and her 6-year-old had.

Turns out, her son Zach has a habit of uttering pretty interesting things in order to stall his mommy's leaving during bedtime. After a while, Bowler decided to write down what he says and share it with her audience on social media. Unsurprisingly, the hilarious things her little one says quickly garnered attention and received thousands of likes and comments. So scroll down below and check out Zach's brilliantly humorous ideas. Oh, and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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me
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1 year ago

Awww that's sweet. Sneaky

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

Oh my gosh “ACCORDIONS ARE MADE OF BEES!”

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Lavender Brown
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1 year ago

Oof. That kid got the perfect comeback. I love this kid.

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Elixir
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1 year ago

expert in subject changing

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FatBaby
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1 year ago (edited)

cute :>

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Catlady6000
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1 year ago

....and when I finally got the Dr. Pepper out of my nose......

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

This is hilarious.

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Elixir
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1 year ago

IS GOOGLE A PERSON?

Lynn Morello
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1 year ago

I am older than Google.

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

Is it bad that I am now wondering the same things....

Gina El
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1 year ago

No this is a natural response. The one who created us was not born and did not have children. There is nothing like Him.

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i like jelly
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1 year ago

lol

Hobbes
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1 year ago

This kid reminds me of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes...

Jonathan Montaño
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1 year ago

Deep thoughts.

Kennedy Longworth
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1 year ago

When I was little I tried to start random conversations! Once I got out of bed in the middle of the night and said, hey mom? I never told you about the hermit crabs in my classroom! I did not have any hermit crabs in my classroom.

Elinore Koenigsfeld
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1 year ago

wow. That's one smart kid.

Annabeth Chase
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6 months ago

lol

Landon DeSonne
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1 year ago

well what person of God the father, the son, or the holy spirit?

Lynn Morello
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1 year ago

Just think about his intellectual capacity when he grows up. .Just have sympathy for his teachers.

CincyReds
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1 year ago

He is kiloling me!

Magdalena Bone
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1 year ago

This guy is gonna be either a philosopher, or a scientist.

Anna roberts
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1 year ago

You are in trouble, you know that right?

Dick Smith
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1 year ago

god was never BORN

Wolfblood Fanatic
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11 months ago

god. IS. born.

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Grace Kennedy
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1 year ago

Man, he's so darn good

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Elixir
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1 year ago

I did the same thing as a child. I was a weird child.

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

This kid is like the human manifestation of shower thoughts.

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Grace Kennedy
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1 year ago

bacific, my favorite vacation ocean

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

This kid-

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

Lol

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Animal lover❤
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1 year ago

Savage

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Phinneaus Ueberall
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1 year ago

Umm... words fail me for this one

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Vicky Zar
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1 year ago

Is he joking? Because it really sounds like he is mortally afraid.

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Quinn Adaire
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1 year ago

I am hilariously confused right now. I am under the impression that he thinks God is a wolf.

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Keigan Fortriede
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1 year ago

He doesn't know the name it's called the kraken

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eep_the_sheep
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1 year ago

Lolll

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Elixir
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1 year ago

Oh my god really????

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Monika Soffronow
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1 year ago

You know what, I think this little guy is on the right track, because if we saw every international border as the result of civil war then maybe it would be easier to realize and acknowledge that we are all humans and that we are all in this boat together. In the long run, we had better learn to cooperate much better than we are at the present time. All our children and their descendants have every right to be very angry with the previous couple of generations because we have messed up their future.

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Lynda Momalo
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1 year ago

This kid is going to be an atheist before he's 10. He's too logical and wants facts.

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Hunter Bradley
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1 year ago

This kids logic is so good

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I ❤️ 🍫
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1 year ago

So confusing... now I wonder why libraries are spelled like that.

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Grace Kennedy
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1 year ago

Peter Pan....

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i like jelly
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1 year ago

Yes, I have. Pumpkin seeds are actually delicious

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Elixir
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1 year ago

lol the (deep breath).

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"Might of?" And she's a historian? Most historians know grammar.

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