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Mother's day is this weekend! So it's time for Jimmy Fallon's hashtag challenge #MomQuotes, an ode to all the awesome moms out there, and a reminder of how hilariously entertaining they can be!

From clever observations, puns and the lamest jokes, to embarrassing situations and accidentally inappropriate comments, people once again delivered with some hugely entertaining mom-ents from our beloved mothers.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorites, which we humbly present for your entertainment. So you thought your mom was a little weird sometimes? Scroll down below to see what kind of weird, wonderful and amazing moms are out there, and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, lovely sense of humour! Wonderful after what she'd been through.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

80?? Your Mum looks INCREDIBLE for 80! I was thinking late fifties perhaps...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had to explain to my mom that a "bootie call" was not the same thing as a "butt dial"...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom always jokingly says (after hurting me accidentally) "Well, you deserved it" 😂

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mom: What does, Idk, gtg, and ly mean? Me: I don't know, got to go, love you. Mom: Fine, I'll ask your sister then.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BTW s**t floats only if you eat a lot of fats. If you have a good diet, it sinks.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, like totally hate trinket..they either filled my drawers, my shelves, or collecting dust on display...my mom and I got rid of them when I started high schooll..

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Carole Reid
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's hard when your neighbors kid is doing the Soft Shoe at 6 months.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is what I have to bite my tongue not to say whenever I meet anyone out of context!

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Heidrance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i had a friend who used to refer to Lindt chocolate truffles as "sex for your mouth." and i was always like "you know, they *have* that."

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Kiss Army
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband made me promise to put "No, No, Go Ahead, I'll Wait Here..." on his.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to use nailpolish to draw an arrow to the button to press, when Netflix does that dumb are you still there thing, she still holds up the remote at me and asks which one, the arrow is huge.

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s genuinely awesome, but kind of sad that “head of the house” is still a term...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom would have said that she wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to be the only teenager not embarrassed by my parents... Was singing along with a grateful dead song with my dad on the way to school with the windows open ha ha

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alwright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are not fake news, those are just alternative facts.

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Judith Sullivan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just so you know -- there are chocolate (tea)pots, and they are very collectable and valuable.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like Mom is a good cook. I'm hungry now, have to go....

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know if it's still there but there used to be a huge Virgin Megastore on Oxford Street

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Kelly Horrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom has 5 of us, all girls. When I was around 11 (the youngest) someone asked my my mom "How do you do it?" Her response " Bury them at 11 and dig them up when they are 18" Totally understood when my daughter turned 13.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hear her laughing... my mother told me the same "I hope your son will be as exhausting as you were!"

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find myself calling Best Buy "Blockbuster" I must be related to your Mom.

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Kelly Horrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom too! I still do not know what that means- Don't love a man just cuz he has money? Give the poor guy a chance cuz everyone is picking the rich guy? Don't be intimidated by a successful man or feel unworthy? For God's sake do not get involved with a man who can't support you??? I wish she spelled it out. When I divorced- I had to pay alimony for a year!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mother keeps asking me what her phone number is. When I asked her how come she didn't know she said "well I didn't think I'd need to memorise it I mean I'm hardly going to need it to call myself am I?"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't have in and out here so idk what either style is in the fry talk :(

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best present you can give her, is to load it for her and show her how to use it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't been to the ocean often.... Red flag means too windy/ too big of waves right?

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Gremlan jonnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂😂 I dont know why this made me laugh so hard but I cant stop it

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J Perry
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My British in-laws always say "what's-their-face" As in "Oh, you know, what's-their-face". No, I really don't.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"it reminds me of when you were conceived and..."."eww mom! stop"

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Miriam Brose
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? Now your belly button bullies you? Bad belly button, shame on you!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've been in a serious wreck, believe me, no one is looking at your undies.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a barista, people would come in asking for "Lates" and got mad if you corrected them.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the microwaved bacon is on this list, i may die a little inside....

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Well aren't you quite the elitist little b***h. Mom must be so proud. How's New York?

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serena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully you call her each time after she texts you that message, because otherwise you blatantly ignoring your mother for days like that is really crappy of you!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 16 I went to live with my grandmother, who grew up on a dairy farm in Arkansas. She used to write up a grocery list & she knew I was from NY and liked bagels, so she'd put "bagoes" on the grocery list. I of course tried to tell her that it was "bageL", not "bagOE". Her reply was a simple "well that's how I spell it." My 16 year old brain was smart enough, even at that age, to think "well, I respect this woman; she's earned the right to call it a bagoe if she wants to call it a bagoe." And that was the end of that.

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