When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!
Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.
Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.
Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.
More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)
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Askhole
Bedgasm
Textpectation
Chairdrobe
Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?
Masturdating
Cellfish
So very common things recently, represented nicely with the word.
Nonversation
I like to think of it more as silentsation. ie:speaking without talking.
Destinesia
So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!
Errorist
Carcolepsy
Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!
Ambitchous
Hiberdating
Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.
Youniverse
Columbusing
Unkeyboardinated
Afterclap
There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.
Beerboarding
Unlightening
Nerdjacking
Nomonym
Doppelbanger
Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love
Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.
Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed
Typerventilating
Never before in the history of mankind have so many been so aware of the typerventilating histrionics of one single man
Juggersnot
Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...
Chiptease
Unbarrassed
"Un" usually stands for "non", "negative". So this should mean "acting/being not embarrassed in a very embarrassing situation"..
Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined
Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts
Onlineness
Or already lonely after loosing someone or something through conditions beyond your control.
Presstitute
Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up
Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks
Possibility Rush
Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes
Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.
Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing
Margaritarded
Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.
Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous
LAUNDRAIL: Wet articles left out to dry on stairs or balcony railings
LAUNDRAIL: Wet articles left out to dry on stairs or balcony railings
