When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!

Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.

Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.

Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.

More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)

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Askhole

Askhole

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NadinePirat
Community Member
7 years ago

Or constantly ask for your advice, but never take it.

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#2

Bedgasm

Bedgasm

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LauraBridges
Community Member
7 years ago

So THAT'S what you call it. Been having those for years.

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#3

Textpectation

Textpectation

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IreneEder
Community Member
7 years ago

What do you call the feeling of gratification you get when someone responds to your text?

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#4

Chairdrobe

Chairdrobe

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HeronFeather
Community Member
7 years ago

Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?

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#5

Masturdating

Masturdating

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EvanKamp
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7 years ago

It's a verb

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#6

Cellfish

Cellfish

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MarkusKurniawanHidajat
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7 years ago

So very common things recently, represented nicely with the word.

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#7

Nonversation

Nonversation

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TamourAllen
Community Member
7 years ago

I like to think of it more as silentsation. ie:speaking without talking.

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#8

Destinesia

Destinesia

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JoshuaRangel
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7 years ago

So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!

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#9

Errorist

Errorist

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LauraBridges
Community Member
7 years ago

plausibly a polite way to say idiot?

FrédéricEeckman
Community Member
7 years ago

Or politician !

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AlexReinhardt
Community Member
7 years ago

Teapublicans!

Wendy Jo
Community Member
1 month ago

I call them wanna be command officers or putting more money in the betting jar that I win every month...also known as fucktards

Jacqui Merritt
Community Member
2 years ago

My ex...

ChinYongHow
Community Member
6 years ago

I consider this the best of the crop. The word itself could paint a vivid picture of what it means, as in the word "terrorist"

BeeChristine
Community Member
6 years ago

"always"? No one is ALWAYS anything...

JoellaBrooks
Community Member
6 years ago

My ex!

50tonrobot
Community Member
7 years ago

No I would say an errorist is someone very critical of those who make mistakes.

CarlosMuecke
Community Member
7 years ago

Our Senator John McCain is a perfect example of an "errorist"...he's been so wrong for so long it looks like "right" to him!

CarlosMuecke
Community Member
7 years ago

It could very well apply to AZ's Senator John McCain....he's been so wrong so long it looks like "right" to him!

JonYarbrough
Community Member
7 years ago

I prefer the ever popular....http://cdn.meme.am/i...es/50086407.jpg

JonYarbrough
Community Member
7 years ago

Nah, I still prefer the ever popular.....http://cdn.meme.am/i...es/50086407.jpg

AlbieSpear
Community Member
7 years ago

No, that's the definition of a fool....

JuliaLyga
Community Member
7 years ago

Ugh I honestly hate those people!!!! My biggest pet peeve is misspelled words!!

ReneeWillsey
Community Member
7 years ago

Also known as jinx. Better known as Renée Willsey

RachelAnne
Community Member
7 years ago

Some days you just can't help but be wrong...

ClaireByrne
Community Member
7 years ago

I thought it should be for people who points out other's errors.

ReneeWillsey
Community Member
7 years ago

Also known as jinx- better known as Renee Willsey

ReneeProulx
Community Member
7 years ago

Also known as a jinx- better known as Renee Willsey

JunPiong
Community Member
7 years ago

could also be "a person always looking other people's fault or mistake".

ÖzlemCemenliLakerta
Community Member
7 years ago

Existin' a lot

SinusMackowaty
Community Member
7 years ago

An Errorist is someone who makes "mistakes" on purpose to piss someone off... or worse.

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#10

Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy

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LauraBridges
Community Member
7 years ago

Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!

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#11

Ambitchous

Ambitchous

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MarietteLaporte
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7 years ago

The ambitious bitch! Love it! <3

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#12

Hiberdating

Hiberdating

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MartinaVeselá
Community Member
7 years ago

Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.

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#13

Youniverse

Youniverse

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LauraBridges
Community Member
7 years ago

Helpful description of narcissists.

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#14

Internesting

Internesting

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AlisaAiken
Community Member
7 years ago

Perfect description.

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#15

Columbusing

Columbusing

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CarolPaul
Community Member
7 years ago

love this

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#16

Unkeyboardinated

Unkeyboardinated

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LucieVranova
Community Member
7 years ago

Way too long and too unkeyboardinated to get popular :P

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#17

Afterclap

Afterclap

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RobertFraser
Community Member
7 years ago

There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.

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#18

Beerboarding

Beerboarding

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MariaKola
Community Member
7 years ago

It could be also wineboarding...!

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#19

Dudevorce

Dudevorce

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MiguelZapata
Community Member
7 years ago

#awesome

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#20

Epiphanot

Epiphanot

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BeeChristine
Community Member
6 years ago

"Stupid" is too harsh.

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#21

Unlightening

Unlightening

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AlexReinhardt
Community Member
7 years ago

Viewers of Fox News

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#22

Nerdjacking

Nerdjacking

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ErinArmstrong
Community Member
7 years ago

This would be a verb, not a noun!

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#23

Nomonym

Nomonym

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SteveChester
Community Member
7 years ago

Homonom would work much better for this one.

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#24

Doppelbanger

Doppelbanger

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Countess-CharlotteVonHukvari
Community Member
7 years ago

Creepy shit...

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#25

#33 - Irrightional

#33 - Irrightional

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CampHuntington
Community Member
7 years ago

In this case "he" would be quite right. How I love irony!

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#26

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

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JackRawlinson
Community Member
7 years ago

Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.

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#27

#asstag

#asstag

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LinaPapadopoulou
Community Member
7 years ago

there are a lot of those around...

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#28

Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

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SusannaVesna
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha! this is a good one! Not that it ever happened to me! XD

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#29

Typerventilating

Typerventilating

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Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 years ago

Never before in the history of mankind have so many been so aware of the typerventilating histrionics of one single man

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#30

Juggersnot

Juggersnot

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MicheleWard(Pachabel)
Community Member
7 years ago

Humongersnot.

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