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Everyone keeps telling you that you should be a writer and that you’re an ace at literature. It gets to your head. You start believing your own hype. And that’s the moment that somebody tells you that you’ve been completely mispronouncing some of the words you’ve learned from reading. Embarrassing? Yup! Something that’s happened to a lot of us? Double yup!

When Andree Lau asked Twitter to share some of the words they’ve been mispronouncing the entire time, people responded with gusto. And their answers are amazing and bound to make you giggle. Scroll on down and upvote your fave pronunciations, dear Pandas. If you feel up for sharing, let us know what words you’ve been saying wrong in the comment section (personally, I’d been saying ‘Hermione’ like Viktor Krum until Book 4 of HP).

"Pronunciation is hard even for native speakers, especially when it comes to less-common words like “epitome.” I’ve known lots of people who learned words by reading, not by hearing, and so had no idea how they were pronounced. But for people learning English, pronunciation can be a real nightmare," Lisa McLendon, the News and Information Track Chair and the Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas School of Journalism, told Bored Panda. Read on to learn more about chaotic English pronunciations, Pandas.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Arahahahahahaha! I think your version of The Three Musketeers would be better!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet JK Rowling included that scene just to teach readers the correct pronunciation.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She did, she confirmed that. She could have called her Lisa, and then it wouldn't have been a problem

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents have always called her Her-mon-ee and it drives me insane.

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Kristin Ingersoll
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read it as Her-me-OH-nee :P It's not a name we heard often in the US pre-Potter.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was how my Grade Six teacher pronounced it when she read it aloud to us; and their Hogwarts house was 'GRY-finder.' I came home and told my mother about this awesome new book, and she immediately told me the correct pronunciation of 'Hermione.' The house name had to wait until the first movie came out!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just skipped her name and substituted it with legit "Hem" until Goblet of Fire.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, for the first 4 books!!! Then I saw the first movie and was like, What!?

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Emilingo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents always pronounce in Her-mon-ee and it drives me crazy.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... It's not "Air me on" ? What will the new revelation be? Dumbledore is gay? The "t" in "Voldemort" is not silent? Longbottom is actually prince Charles?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is it pronounced? I always wonder. It's translated in my country

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Harry Cooper
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! When I was a little kid (8) I always listened to David Bowie, I thought Letter to Hermione was: Letter to Her-me-own.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. If not for that part of the books, I wouldn't have known how to pronounce her name until the films came out.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a guy from Austria who thought it was pronounced Hermie-One. So cute.

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According to McLendon, the English language has words that are spelled similarly but pronounced differently (for example, bomb, comb, and tomb), as well as words that are spelled differently but sound the same (like peek, peak, and pique). "Plus, English has a lot of words that have silent letters, which can be confusing," the language expert explained.

We wanted to find out if the rules governing English pronunciations were a lot different than those found in other languages. McLendon stressed that in terms of how spelling reflects pronunciation and vice versa, English pronunciation is "a lot more chaotic."

McLendon detailed: "English is a Gallic overlay on a Germanic base, plus it has borrowed liberally from languages all around the world throughout is development. So when a word comes into English, where it comes from, and when a spelling gets standardized all affect how a word is written in relation to how it sounds."

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McLendon noted that other languages may not be exactly "spelled like it sounds," however, they have set patterns of how pronunciation doesn't correspond with spelling. 

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Before you start feeling bad about making mistakes when it comes to English, it’s best to remember that the language has errrr ‘some’ irregularities when it comes to spelling and pronunciation. That’s why just reading or just watching English TV shows is never enough!

The poem ‘The Chaos’ by Dutch writer, traveler, and teacher Gerard Nolst Trenité (aka Charivarius) perfectly illustrates the disconnect between spelling and pronunciation.

The poem includes around 800 examples of irregular spelling and you can read it right here. Better yet, declaim it out loud for everyone to hear! But be careful not to break off your tongue, native speaker or not.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hyperbole and parabola come from the same Greek roots so why didn't they stay the same (either hyperbole & parabole or hyperbola & parabola)?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On of my sorority sisters said it that way and I laughed and repeated it "chick, hahahahaha" thinking she was just joking around. Then I saw the puzzlement on her face.

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English words mainly derive from old German and Norman French. While pronunciations of all 3 languages have changed enormously since 1066, it’s English that stands out with its unreliable pronunciation and very varied spellings for identical sounds.

According to The English Spelling Society, the consistency of English spelling started getting corrupted after it was reinstated as the official language of England in the 15th century.

The bible wars of the following century also meant that English consistency was thrown off course even more by foreign printers. Allegedly, there hasn’t been a coordinated attempt to try and remove all the corruptions in the English language. This is why some foreign students still find English to be a chaotic and beautiful headache.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, my grandmother and I used to think it was that too. My mom corrected me, but I think my grandma still thinks it's "fox"...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said it that way well into my forties, when an older lady corrected me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

:O Omg, same! And then I was like. "Mom, is it auto-spy report?" and she was like "No..."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't it called Chick Fil A because they make chicken filets? i just assumed that's why it's pronounced that way

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Merriam-Webster both are possible \ ˈdau̇(-ə)r , ˈdu̇r \

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I once read it as "chah-ohs" in school when I was asked to read something aloud and I had the smart girls laugh at me until I played it off as a joke and on purpose mis-pronounced other words as well. The rest of the class high-fived me later because no one really liked that particular teacher and they thought I was doing it to annoy her.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was 'Colonel'. I still don't understand how or why it is pronounced 'Kernel'.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom still says all-bite and i can't convince her that it's wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z probably messed up every kids' pronunciation of fajita.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I am being sarcastic about someone's LACK of subtlety, I use sub-tull on porpoise.

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