A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a similar-sounding word, resulting in a nonsensical sometimes humorous utterance. And there's even a subreddit collecting pictures of its appearances in our everyday conversations.

It's called Bone Apple Tea, and it has become even more popular since the last time we wrote about it. With 964k members, it continues collecting some of the funniest malapropisms on the Internet so without further I do, continue scrolling and check them out!

#1

Do You Lemonade?...

Do You Lemonade?...

clientsfromhell Report

Adam C
Community Member
1 month ago

no no no...you squeeze the juice out of these papers.

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One of the moderators of the subreddit told Bored Panda that a lot of things can affect whether a particular post gets a lot of upvotes on r/BoneAppleTea or not, including the time of day it goes live. "It's anyone's guess, really. Two items can be posted six hours apart and the first gets ignored whilst the second one gets 14,000 upvotes. Things the mods think are pure gold can get very few upvotes, while something we think is repetitive and tired gets thousands. Who knows?" they said.

#2

Send Newts

Send Newts

Starflight2104 Report

Kakofonyx
Community Member
1 month ago

This should have a “NSFW” warning. :p

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A few comments here and there suggest some of these malapropisms are the results of auto-correct but it's something the moderators pay a lot of attention to. "Yes, some auto-correct posts slip through the moderation process [but] we try to catch them and remove them," they said. "Sometimes we miss them — it's a high-traffic subreddit. We are also trying to stay on the side of caution and allow things through if we're unsure [about something]."

#3

Chupacabras Seem So Nice

Chupacabras Seem So Nice

Notethan9 Report

Mademoiselle Nat
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow. Capybaras get along with everyone.

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In an earlier Bored Panda interview, the subreddit's creator TheNekkedNinja said they never thought it would ever become this big: "I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today."

“As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free [on Reddit], r/BoneAppleTea was [immediately] born,” TheNekkedNinja explained.

#4

Autistic Guitar

Autistic Guitar

whoaisthatatesla Report

JK Rowling
Community Member
1 month ago

That reply was gold

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#5

Vanilla Abstract

Vanilla Abstract

Malaluan31 Report

Kesam
Community Member
1 month ago

My vanilla is expressionist.

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#6

Bear Skin

Bear Skin

Squixo Report

Jihana
Community Member
1 month ago

One would think someone with that username would know more about condoms...

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#7

Guys, I Found The Source

Guys, I Found The Source

deficit_41 Report

Kakofonyx
Community Member
1 month ago

Now you’re just being saucy. :p

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#8

Anime

Anime

lazyshadowking Report

JK Rowling
Community Member
1 month ago

"Learn to spell idiot." I already know how to spell idiot though.

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#9

Orthodontist Opponent

Orthodontist Opponent

SirCubsalot Report

Vic
Community Member
1 month ago

Well this bites!

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#10

My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

My Little Sister Asked Me To Buy “Scottish Cheese” From The Supermarket

TheCoolRainbow Report

Something
Community Member
1 month ago

But they do make cheese in Scotland. And it happens to be that crowdie is like cottage cheese.

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#11

Shrimps Camping

Shrimps Camping

Fartburst Report

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Do they mean shrimp scampi?

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#12

Car Tack Arrest

Car Tack Arrest

mrbros35 Report

Serial pacifist
Community Member
1 month ago

The way he writes it seems like he had a stroke.

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#13

Seizure Salad

Seizure Salad

Thumbs0fDestiny Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

Sometimes, I order my pizzas from Little Seizures.

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#14

Criminalized Onions

Criminalized Onions

DuckMeister12 Report

Dana Grunwald
Community Member
1 month ago

They made people cry, it's a crime.

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#15

Don’t Sell My Nana Please

Don’t Sell My Nana Please

AfrifaAfro Report

Kesam
Community Member
1 month ago

You cannot be serious! 🤣

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#16

There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet.

Xephia Report

Kesam
Community Member
1 month ago

Just say it, Donald! Accept the feet!

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#17

Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

IcyBrradford Report

ML
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I know a good gas recipe. A lot of sauerkraut and you'll be passing gas in no time

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#18

Mock My Words...

Mock My Words...

ito_ Report

Adam C
Community Member
1 month ago

You asked for it.

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#19

Tudor For Maths

Tudor For Maths

Falopian Report

ML
Community Member
1 month ago

He might be too expensive

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#20

Mid Evil Dagger

Mid Evil Dagger

geringed Report

ML
Community Member
1 month ago

This is not good for me. I am looking for pre evil or post evil dagger.

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#21

One Roman Coke Please...

One Roman Coke Please...

SeiriusPolaris Report

Bellatrix Lestrange
Community Member
1 month ago

Hope they had a good laugh!

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#22

Why Are You So Ego Testicle

Why Are You So Ego Testicle

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Serial pacifist
Community Member
1 month ago

It is not so easy to get over an egotistic testicle. Maybe with a mushroom car banana.

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#23

Cannibals

Cannibals

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Serial pacifist
Community Member
1 month ago

Mix some canny balls with ego testicles and you get a fine breakfast.

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#24

Paper View

Paper View

wwtt1210 Report

Johane Moller
Community Member
1 month ago

Me too.

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#25

Apple Tight

Apple Tight

gennie_talls Report

Adam C
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I like it. Cookie good, Cheese good, meat GOOOD

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#26

Mushroom Car Banana

Mushroom Car Banana

Lunatixtheguide Report

Adam C
Community Member
1 month ago

Dude where's your car?

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#27

Pair Of Dice

Pair Of Dice

shadynasty94 Report

Kakofonyx
Community Member
1 month ago

“Think twice. It’s just another day for you and me in pair of dice.”

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#28

Cease And Dentist

Cease And Dentist

tevsm Report

Kakofonyx
Community Member
1 month ago

One out of two correct is not too bad. I’ve seen “seize and disease.”

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#29

Have A Proper Gander At This One

Have A Proper Gander At This One

poppalopp Report

80 Van
Community Member
1 month ago

Yes, if you take a proper gander at the science, you will be better informed.

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#30

Case Idea

Case Idea

Sickkiientt Report

Chris
Community Member
1 month ago

Nothing wrong with this - it's a prototype phone case with nine layers.

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Note: this post originally had 90 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.

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