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People Are Ridiculing Sex Ed In The USA After One Person Shares How He Had To Sign A Virginity Card That Was Also A Pizza Coupon
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People Are Ridiculing Sex Ed In The USA After One Person Shares How He Had To Sign A Virginity Card That Was Also A Pizza Coupon

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Two things that we don’t expect to read in the same sentence are the words ‘virginity’ and ‘pizza.’ If you’re confused, welcome to our world, because we couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw what Andrew Bellinger posted on his Twitter feed.

Andrew told the internet that back in middle school, he was ‘forced’ to sign a virginity card that doubled as a Domino’s Pizza coupon. That card was given instead of proper sex-education lessons. Yup, this is real and it’s making us question what timeline we’re in and how this is even possible. In what universe do people make others promise to remain virgins until they get married in exchange for the promise of pizza?

It’s technically not even free pizza! You have to buy one first to get a one-topping pizza for ‘free.’ Rephrasing one Twitter user’s thoughts, the offer should at least be free pizza for life to make us even consider this.

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Andrew told Twitter how he was ‘forced’ to sign a virginity card in school…

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…and the card’s also a Domino’s Pizza coupon as well

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Something similar happened in high school. Just without the pizza promotion

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Andrew’s story was so out-there and incredible that the internet went wild, with his initial post getting more than 300,000 likes (and counting). His story was also retweeted over 47,000 times and got more than 2,300 Twitter users commenting.

But that’s just the start. Andrew also explained that in high school they were also offered another virginity card to sign. However, this time, it wasn’t compulsory. Which was good news. The bad news was that there was no pizza promotion this time around. Wait, or was this good news as well?

Sex education (also known as abstinence education in some places) is a divisive topic in the United States. Some people believe that youngsters should refrain from intimacy until they’re in a stable relationship or are married. Others think that, in the end, it should be up to every individual to decide what’s best for them and not be pressured.

According to UNESCO, comprehensive sex ed is very important because it improves sexual health. UNESCO claims that sex education “does not increase sexual activity, sexual risk-taking behavior or STI/HIV infection rates” and also states that promoting abstinence backfires and, in fact, does nothing to reduce the “frequency of sex or reducing the number of sexual partners.”

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Furthermore, UNESCO explains that sex ed should be ‘gender-focused,’ instead of ‘gender-blind’ because this reduced the number of unintended pregnancies, as well as STIs.

Here’s how Twitter users reacted to the story

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rabbitcarrot avatar
Rabbit Carrot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“The way a girl dresses has an amazing ability to help shape a guy into a gentleman or a jerk” - wtf. No. Just no. Way to victim blame and tell women/girls that if something bad happens it’s their fault. Disgusting.

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Vicky Zar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its degrading boys as well... and giving them a freecard. It basically says that they have no restraint by nature.

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Viviane
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have an issue with someone pledging to remain a virgin if that's what they want, but it should be a personal choice and should be okay with they change their minds later on. Regardless of their choices, they should have proper comprehensive sex education.

jmchoto avatar
Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on the "family life" board for our district in the state of Maryland. The ONLY sex ed of any kind taught was abstinence. I had to sit and look at endless books and videos supposed to "educate" children on things like HIV/AIDS, but without any mention of how the disease could be prevented or transmitted. It was the most ridiculous thing you can imagine, all because Maryland's law states that abstinence is the only sex ed allowed in schools. Even sadder than all that, there were 20 of us on the board, and every time we had to approve curriculum materials, the vote was 19-1. I was always the only no vote. Everyone else was fine with our kids getting little or no useful information. The board even voted against allowing rape crisis help and teen pregnancy hotline information being posted in guidance counselors' offices for those who needed it. Kids are being shamefully deprived of a useful education.

bpbperic avatar
Night Owl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just ridiculous. And sad and tragic. At least there was one sane person on that board. Keep fighting

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Human #1,232,867
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a guy who have the idea, a designer that follows it, a printer that accept it, a pizza brand partner with it and a school to offer it. So many wrong people there.

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Clavelle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the result of the abstinence/pizza coupon is a school full of people who never fully understand why they get turned on by pizza.

carressa00 avatar
Noel Bovae
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love erdwolf's reply! Same thing I'm gonna go with my teens. Instead of being ignorant and pretending there's no chance of them having sex until they're married, I'm gonna make sure that IF they decide to do it that they're as safe and responsible about it, as possible.

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Mark Fuller
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual f**k?! You can join the army, own a gun, drive a car, drink yourself into a stupor but can't enjoy consensual sex? God bless America. It's nothing if not entertaining.

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Nia Loves Art
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a stupid school promise, it’s not legally binding. They are free to have as much sex as they want and I’m sure they did.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not surprise at all... no Wonder they are so many teen pregnancy in the USA

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pebs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virginity card? USA is definitely a crazy place.

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Daria B
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had the same reaction, as most of us here, I believe. This is so creepy, inappropriate and concerning. Guess our future dystopia will be Medieval.

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Manuel Delgado
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its so... ridiculous. Some societies are stuck on a dark, "godfearing" past.

dc1 avatar
DC
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a ... dumb attempt to f**k with people's private issues, like who they f**k with.

lynnnoyes avatar
elfin
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, 'cause a semi-forced signature is going to keep teenagers from having sex. It's a real deterrent.

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John C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I especially enjoy Catholics who preach abstinence; watch them carefully when you ask how that worked out for Jesus' mother.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These must be private schools, because I can't imagine a public school trying to pull this off without lawsuits involved. The description of what girls should wear alone would get a sexual discrimination lawsuit. And the statement about how sex is a gift one should save for their spouse is also prejudicial because it assumes that all couples are required to get married. SMH.

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Karen Johnston
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm a child of the 60's and I have told my kids "get married, if you want", but honestly DON'T wait until you're married to have sex. What if you're not sexually compatible? I don't mean that I wanted my teenagers to go out and have sex indiscriminately, but honestly, this is the 21st century. Teenagers have been having sex since the caveman crawled out of his cave. Don't be naive.

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beloved
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a "True Love Waits" thing with my parents where they gave me a ring signifying my purity when I was 14. It was summertime. Thanksgiving that same year, I went to my cousins house, as I normally would have (so my parents can get rid of me for their holiday time off.) We went to her boyfriends house, who's best friend lived next door. I was drugged and raped by my cousins boyfriend and his best friend. I suffered as they were large 18 yr old boys/men. When I told my parents about it, they were angry at me and said, "you couldn't wait at all!?" Very loving, aren't they?

diz_1 avatar
Laugh Fan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is horrific. I am so very sorry that happened to you and that your parents let you down so badly.

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These cards are inappropriate, if I am understanding this correctly. Sign this to prove you're a virgin? what right do they have to that information?? Does masturbation count? what if you were raped as a small child?? This is not ok!! (in my opinion... but I feel very strongly, and I would never send my child to a school that required or encouraged this.) If for some reason, you are able to verify your virginity by signing that card, do you get special treatment at school...? again, not ok.

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Seabeast
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eat enough pizza and you might remain a virgin until you die!

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is one of the things that earned America the title: "Backwardistan".

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Karen Johnston
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't really be a public school, can it? Jeez. And FYI, when they started making my kids sign things when they were in elementary school, I told the teacher that they wouldn't be doing any of that. I wanted my kids to understand that signing things when they were of a legal age had consequences, and I didn't want them thinking that because they signed things when they were little they could then skate on them as adults. When they brought things home that either had their "signature" or asked them to sign, I wrote that we had discussed it, they understood, and I signed it. But this virginity thing? What b******t.

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John Smith
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4 years ago

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Karen has a heartwarming maternal take on virginity: "don't wait!, what if the f*****g isn't good!?" LOL Don't be like Karen.

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Vicky Zar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I gathered from the card: they think that sex before marriage will harm said marriage, his/ her commitment and him/ herself. ..... welcome to the middle ages.

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Jacob-Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many times did they actually stop and say "I can't do this, I signed a card and won't qualify for my pizza now". None I bet. They did it and got the pizza after.

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M O'Connell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was forced to sign one of these in HIGH SCHOOL (A Catholic high school). It seemed pretty pointless as I had not been a virgin in a number of years...

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Sandra Pandra
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious what would happen if you didn't sign the card? I think I was around 6 when I gor my first book on sex ed. And in school they started sex Ed when I was 9. So sad that so many people get wrong info or no info at all!

karenjmcaloon avatar
Kazza
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing that just nails this coffin shut for me is when the helpful text lets boys know it’s really a bad idea to possibly harass and/or assault a girl “...because she’s someones daughter and someones future wife.” Certainly don’t sexualize her BECAUSE SHE IS A HUMAN BEING, nope! Don’t do it because she belongs to or will belong to another man. Don’t respect her, just the other man that owns her.

parmeisan avatar
Parmeisan
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, chastity *can* be harmful to a marriage and you should abstain from practicing it. (Am I the only one who thought that wording was extremely ambiguous?) ;)

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Hugo Raible
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do this cards even work? Do you have to deposit them somewhere, and get a frequent virginity checkup? And if you fail, what then? What is the reason to keep the promise?

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Doc Thissen
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea, but Dominos? Seriously? Who would trade their virginity for Dominos?

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Kiki C
Community Member
7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the high school on….my private school (Christian) just had one small discussion… "ask your parents what sex is" "wait to do that until youre married because it should be special between you and your future husband or wife" pretty sure that was it. we were only in fifth grade. they probably had more info for middle school or high school. but they didnt call us sluts. I think they explained that sex before marriage is a sin. But they didn’t tell us that clothes make it okay for men to be jerks…

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KT Trondsen
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so incredibly messed up..... is this a christian school thing?

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Amira Smith
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4 years ago

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Azure Adams
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess, the school was in Texas. They would do some s**t like this

blaasdf2 avatar
Hugo Raible
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Believing that true love waits, I make a commitment to the God of Pizza, the trinity of dough, tomato juice and cheese, to salami and tuna, and to all toppings on the menu, to be sexually pure until the day I enter marriage."

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Debi Burke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was taught in a sex Ed class sex is for making babies only Only men enjoy having sex and women dont have orgasms took a lot of years to undo that damage

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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ChristinaS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suggest the Ti route. Just force your child (especially your daughter) to go to the OBGYN to have their hymen checked.

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Bacony
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4 years ago

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America, home of twits. Everywhere else is too. Humans are just stupid.

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Rabbit Carrot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“The way a girl dresses has an amazing ability to help shape a guy into a gentleman or a jerk” - wtf. No. Just no. Way to victim blame and tell women/girls that if something bad happens it’s their fault. Disgusting.

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its degrading boys as well... and giving them a freecard. It basically says that they have no restraint by nature.

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Viviane
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have an issue with someone pledging to remain a virgin if that's what they want, but it should be a personal choice and should be okay with they change their minds later on. Regardless of their choices, they should have proper comprehensive sex education.

jmchoto avatar
Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on the "family life" board for our district in the state of Maryland. The ONLY sex ed of any kind taught was abstinence. I had to sit and look at endless books and videos supposed to "educate" children on things like HIV/AIDS, but without any mention of how the disease could be prevented or transmitted. It was the most ridiculous thing you can imagine, all because Maryland's law states that abstinence is the only sex ed allowed in schools. Even sadder than all that, there were 20 of us on the board, and every time we had to approve curriculum materials, the vote was 19-1. I was always the only no vote. Everyone else was fine with our kids getting little or no useful information. The board even voted against allowing rape crisis help and teen pregnancy hotline information being posted in guidance counselors' offices for those who needed it. Kids are being shamefully deprived of a useful education.

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Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just ridiculous. And sad and tragic. At least there was one sane person on that board. Keep fighting

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Human #1,232,867
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a guy who have the idea, a designer that follows it, a printer that accept it, a pizza brand partner with it and a school to offer it. So many wrong people there.

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Clavelle
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the result of the abstinence/pizza coupon is a school full of people who never fully understand why they get turned on by pizza.

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Noel Bovae
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love erdwolf's reply! Same thing I'm gonna go with my teens. Instead of being ignorant and pretending there's no chance of them having sex until they're married, I'm gonna make sure that IF they decide to do it that they're as safe and responsible about it, as possible.

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Mark Fuller
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual f**k?! You can join the army, own a gun, drive a car, drink yourself into a stupor but can't enjoy consensual sex? God bless America. It's nothing if not entertaining.

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Nia Loves Art
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a stupid school promise, it’s not legally binding. They are free to have as much sex as they want and I’m sure they did.

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not surprise at all... no Wonder they are so many teen pregnancy in the USA

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pebs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virginity card? USA is definitely a crazy place.

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had the same reaction, as most of us here, I believe. This is so creepy, inappropriate and concerning. Guess our future dystopia will be Medieval.

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Manuel Delgado
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its so... ridiculous. Some societies are stuck on a dark, "godfearing" past.

dc1 avatar
DC
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a ... dumb attempt to f**k with people's private issues, like who they f**k with.

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elfin
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, 'cause a semi-forced signature is going to keep teenagers from having sex. It's a real deterrent.

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John C
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I especially enjoy Catholics who preach abstinence; watch them carefully when you ask how that worked out for Jesus' mother.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These must be private schools, because I can't imagine a public school trying to pull this off without lawsuits involved. The description of what girls should wear alone would get a sexual discrimination lawsuit. And the statement about how sex is a gift one should save for their spouse is also prejudicial because it assumes that all couples are required to get married. SMH.

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Karen Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm a child of the 60's and I have told my kids "get married, if you want", but honestly DON'T wait until you're married to have sex. What if you're not sexually compatible? I don't mean that I wanted my teenagers to go out and have sex indiscriminately, but honestly, this is the 21st century. Teenagers have been having sex since the caveman crawled out of his cave. Don't be naive.

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beloved
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a "True Love Waits" thing with my parents where they gave me a ring signifying my purity when I was 14. It was summertime. Thanksgiving that same year, I went to my cousins house, as I normally would have (so my parents can get rid of me for their holiday time off.) We went to her boyfriends house, who's best friend lived next door. I was drugged and raped by my cousins boyfriend and his best friend. I suffered as they were large 18 yr old boys/men. When I told my parents about it, they were angry at me and said, "you couldn't wait at all!?" Very loving, aren't they?

diz_1 avatar
Laugh Fan
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is horrific. I am so very sorry that happened to you and that your parents let you down so badly.

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pusheen buttercup
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These cards are inappropriate, if I am understanding this correctly. Sign this to prove you're a virgin? what right do they have to that information?? Does masturbation count? what if you were raped as a small child?? This is not ok!! (in my opinion... but I feel very strongly, and I would never send my child to a school that required or encouraged this.) If for some reason, you are able to verify your virginity by signing that card, do you get special treatment at school...? again, not ok.

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Seabeast
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eat enough pizza and you might remain a virgin until you die!

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is one of the things that earned America the title: "Backwardistan".

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Karen Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't really be a public school, can it? Jeez. And FYI, when they started making my kids sign things when they were in elementary school, I told the teacher that they wouldn't be doing any of that. I wanted my kids to understand that signing things when they were of a legal age had consequences, and I didn't want them thinking that because they signed things when they were little they could then skate on them as adults. When they brought things home that either had their "signature" or asked them to sign, I wrote that we had discussed it, they understood, and I signed it. But this virginity thing? What b******t.

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John Smith
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4 years ago

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Karen has a heartwarming maternal take on virginity: "don't wait!, what if the f*****g isn't good!?" LOL Don't be like Karen.

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I gathered from the card: they think that sex before marriage will harm said marriage, his/ her commitment and him/ herself. ..... welcome to the middle ages.

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Jacob-Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many times did they actually stop and say "I can't do this, I signed a card and won't qualify for my pizza now". None I bet. They did it and got the pizza after.

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M O'Connell
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was forced to sign one of these in HIGH SCHOOL (A Catholic high school). It seemed pretty pointless as I had not been a virgin in a number of years...

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Sandra Pandra
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious what would happen if you didn't sign the card? I think I was around 6 when I gor my first book on sex ed. And in school they started sex Ed when I was 9. So sad that so many people get wrong info or no info at all!

karenjmcaloon avatar
Kazza
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing that just nails this coffin shut for me is when the helpful text lets boys know it’s really a bad idea to possibly harass and/or assault a girl “...because she’s someones daughter and someones future wife.” Certainly don’t sexualize her BECAUSE SHE IS A HUMAN BEING, nope! Don’t do it because she belongs to or will belong to another man. Don’t respect her, just the other man that owns her.

parmeisan avatar
Parmeisan
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, chastity *can* be harmful to a marriage and you should abstain from practicing it. (Am I the only one who thought that wording was extremely ambiguous?) ;)

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Hugo Raible
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do this cards even work? Do you have to deposit them somewhere, and get a frequent virginity checkup? And if you fail, what then? What is the reason to keep the promise?

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Doc Thissen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea, but Dominos? Seriously? Who would trade their virginity for Dominos?

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Kiki C
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the high school on….my private school (Christian) just had one small discussion… "ask your parents what sex is" "wait to do that until youre married because it should be special between you and your future husband or wife" pretty sure that was it. we were only in fifth grade. they probably had more info for middle school or high school. but they didnt call us sluts. I think they explained that sex before marriage is a sin. But they didn’t tell us that clothes make it okay for men to be jerks…

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KT Trondsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so incredibly messed up..... is this a christian school thing?

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Amira Smith
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4 years ago

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Azure Adams
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess, the school was in Texas. They would do some s**t like this

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Hugo Raible
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Believing that true love waits, I make a commitment to the God of Pizza, the trinity of dough, tomato juice and cheese, to salami and tuna, and to all toppings on the menu, to be sexually pure until the day I enter marriage."

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Debi Burke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was taught in a sex Ed class sex is for making babies only Only men enjoy having sex and women dont have orgasms took a lot of years to undo that damage

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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ChristinaS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suggest the Ti route. Just force your child (especially your daughter) to go to the OBGYN to have their hymen checked.

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America, home of twits. Everywhere else is too. Humans are just stupid.

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