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It is no secret that a lot of us have hidden things from our parents at one point or another. Whether it was that one time you snuck out to a party you weren’t allowed to attend, or opened that box of chocolates you weren’t supposed to touch, it is very much inevitable that parents won’t know everything about what their children do. 

Someone online, in the r/AskMen subreddit, decided to ask men about the secrets they’ve hidden from their parents, and they delivered plenty. The question went viral, collecting 13.8k upvotes and prompting 5.4k comments. Scroll down for the whole list, consider upvoting the entries you found the most interesting and leave a comment!

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I got married and didn’t tell them until my wife began to show her pregnancy. We had been married for over a year at that point. They did not approve of our relationship because of outdated reasons. We have been married for 37 years now and have 4 kids and 7 grandkids

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out My teenage best friend Chester was forbidden to come to our house or call, because they heard he was a bad kid, welp, the friend they liked Raphael, was Chester all along... Used his middle name for around 6 years until mom found out.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out When I was a junior in high school, my mom and I got into a low speed accident with minor damage to both vehicles. Later that month I was so exhausted from school that I decided to ditch. I drove on the backroads for 10 minutes send parked, and then slept.

My mom found out and was furious at me. I lied and said that it was because I wasn't feeling good and I had headaches and some bs like that. She took me to the doctor and they found that my C3 vertebrae was fractured on top of having a tumor growing on it. I ended up having a gnarly 10 hour spinal surgery that honestly completely changed the course of my life.

And we only found out about it because I couldn't think of any other b******t excuse to use

RealSteelHrothgar88 , Bonnie Jeffs Report

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out My mom is not so good with finances and the internet. I have been paying a significant portion of her bills for the past decade and she has no idea.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out My mom raised me in a pretty aggressive christian household. When we finally got tv, I discovered HBO had like a 5 minute preview of movies/shows whatever. Then I saw the late night s**t. Well our tv was locked down with a passcode. I had to be like 11 or 12 but I put a vhs in then hit record. I then told my mom that I wanted to watch a animal documentary but it was locked tv14 for the animal violence. Well, she had me turn around while she scrolled the password in. After she left for work, I rewinded the vhs and got the password. Sorry Mom!

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out While my parents were at work, my older brother started cooking french fries in a cast iron skillet and cranked the heat until the oil was boiling. He left the stove unattended for a few minutes and came back to a raging fire. He took the pan, spilled hot grease on the cheap kitchen tile, opened the sliding back door and tossed it into the yard before hosing it down. The microwave that sat above the stove was completely ruined and two or three floor tiles were badly burned. So my brother goes to Lowes and finds the exact microwave model, overcharging his card to pay for it. Comes home, tosses the old one, installs the new one. We replaced the tiles with a box cutter and super glue and exchanged the burned tiles in the middle of the kitchen with tiles from the back of the pantry. They never suspected a thing

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I snuck out my window at night to raise hell in the neighborhood when I was a teenager. They brought it up in casual conversation about 20 years later..... yeah. Parents know.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found out at my mother's funeral that she knew more about things I had done than I ever knew from the minister. My best friend's father.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I got a tattoo on my shoulder blade. Kept it hidden for years after a shower etc. Found out years down the line my brother told them a week after I had the tattoo!

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out There's a little entryway off on the side of my mother's house and into the basement. I realized how easy it was to sneak in and out of that thing when I was sixteen, and asked if I could move my room to the basement to "feel like I had my own space."

Actually, I snuck people in and out of it constantly. My girlfriend at the time stayed over two or three times a week, and I would sneak friends in constantly to drink and party with me. Either that or I'd sneak out on weekends and go party and hang out with people. My mother is a very very conservative Christian, and if she ever found out, she would lose her mind and probably disown me. I think about this sometimes.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out When I was 14 I stole my dad’s MGB roadster and drove it for about an hour. When I got it home I washed it to cool it down so he wouldn’t notice it was warm, he appreciated the wash so much he took me for my 2nd serving of ice cream that day.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I got my drivers license a few days after I turned 16 one summer. I told my mom and dad that a friend and I wanted to drive a 100 miles away to go help my friends grandpa with chores around his house because he was getting to old to do them on his own. My mom and dad thought that was a great idea and even offered their brand new car for us to use the week we would be gone.

Thing is, we didn’t go to my friends grandfathers house, we drove almost a 1000 miles (each way) to Las Vegas. After we had driven a few hundred miles we disconnected the speedometer (gear driven) so they wouldn’t know the real miles we racked up on their new car. Had the time of our life. We slept in the car and cleaned up at truck stops along the way. This was back in the mid 70’s and the strip wasn’t even part of Las Vegas yet. We managed to slip into a casino and put a few nickels in a slot machine right inside the door, but never got caught. It was a road trip that I’ll never forget. Parents never were the wiser.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents were way too smart for me to get away with something like this, or anything really. My mom seemed to know EVERYTHING I did/wanted to do/tried to do, etc lol Your parents have to either be extremely naive or they just know and let you do it anyway, for yall to "get away" with all this stuff lol

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#12

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out My mom used to take the power cord to my Xbox when I was grounded. My buddy’s Xbox stopped working so he gave me his power cord and I would hop on when they weren’t home or late at night.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My stepdad would take my controllers away when I was grounded. I had backup controllers and a Gameboy he seemed to not know about. He still brags to people that taking games away caused me to do better in school when in reality it just taught be skills about being sneaky

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I personally don't want to get married or have kids. I just don't want to deal with the stress around raising another life in this world and failing at being the best father that I can be. I would rather be happy alone.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I knew about her cancer for 6 months before she told me.

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#15

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I still talk to the girl they forbade me from speaking to when I was 14

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out That it took me 7 years to get my B.S in CS. Because I failed a lot due to anxiety and depression. I'm a first Gen american so they dont know how college works and I just lied to them by saying that taking 2 or 3 classes a semester is better than being full time.

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#17

Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out The really great report card I brought home once was actually a fabrication I made on the home computer while they were sleeping. Mom was so proud, I never told her.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always had siblings go to the same school so I couldn't get away with it. I did, however change a D+ to a B+ on a quarterly report card and got away with it. I got a C by the semester report card and they were pissed that it "dropped from a B+!"

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I skipped school once in high school. Forged my dad's signature on a note. I'm 37 and still think my mom might kill me if she found out.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to forge my mum's signature all the time, got caught once. When I was a teen (13ish) my mum wanted a loan without my dad knowing so got me to forge his signature on the loan forms.

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Jan H
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In HS in the 70s I used to forge my mother’s and some of my teachers signatures on various attendance-related documents. My home room teacher taught math in the same classroom as my math teacher, different hour. One day I strolled up to my home room, HR teacher standing at the door. “Just a minute, I have something for you” he said. Stepped into the room and came back out with my binder, opened it to the front pages, and showed me several practice pages of neatly forged signatures: his, my French teachers, my mom’s, etc

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Jp@nda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah damn.. your heart probably went right into your stomach didn't it. But why the hell was he going through your personal stuff?? Freaking weirdo

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Mikey Kliss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm named after my dad and his handwriting is as bad as mine. I had him sign a permission slip once and the school thought I forged it so they called him and confirmed it was his. From then on I knew I could forge it and they'll never question it.

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Robin DJW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never had to skip school when I wanted a day off. I just told my mom I was going to stay home and she covered it. All legit. I was a good student and she was cool.

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Leonard Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In high school the first time a friend needed a parent's note he got me to sign it for him. He did the same for me. We became each other's parents for the rest of our high school years and never got caught.

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Ozacoter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hehe mine isbthe opposite. Once i bought my school agenda in order for her to sign something for the school. And she was really amused "Why didnt you falsify it?". XD

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King Kashue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father and I have the same name and my voice changed at like 12, so in high school I used to go home at lunch and call in saying "Hi there, this is Firstname Lastname and I'm calling to report Firstname Lastname came home at lunch. Yup, father and son, same name, heh. Yep, thanks, have a great afternoon." Excused absence and *technically* not actually lying. :D

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that once when I was in high school. Except as I was happily driving around with a friend we drove right past my Dad. Oops! I tried to tell my parents it was just another car that looked like mine, but they weren't buying it. Ordinarily my Dad would have never even been in the area in the first place - it was just a really crappy coincidence . Luckily I was the "good kid" compared to my sibling and had already been accepted to college, so they let it slide. :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always used to write and sign my own notes, even when she wrote my one, I just wrote one myself too so there is never any change. I just made up a signature. Nobody found out ever

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Brandy Dor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forged my dad's signature soooo much that except for the first letter are signatures are now identical

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Ashi Mari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I faked a signature (mom's) for a friend for an entire year so he could get out early, not forge, I really just fabricated her signature altogether and just made something cool looking with her initials, no one ever suspected a thing. Heck, once I saw her actual signature I was actually underwhelmed! Mine looks way cooler, it looks cooler than my own signature 🤣

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Story I heard years ago. On the first time ever this particular young boy missed school sick. Next morning his mom wrote him a sick note to give the teacher. His older brother always walked him to school. That day, on their way to school, the big brother grabbed the mom's note & tore it up. Little brother was horrified. Brother gave him fresh paper & told him to write the note and forge the mom's name. "It will work. I promise. You'll thank me later." Little brother cried but wrote it. Teacher took one look at the note and immediately called the mom "your boy played hooky yesterday and forged a note and wasn't smart enough to know a teacher can spot bad handwriting a parent wouldn't use." Mom, totally insulted, told the teacher that SHE wrote the note and said sarcastically that She was sorry her handwriting was so inferior. And hung up. After that, the school accepted all the boy's notes. Including fake ones.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom was upset and impressed that I could forge her signature by the time I was 14. It almost always was for my younger brother. But she said it was so convincing, even she couldn't tell that it wasn't her that signed it. Now she uses that to her full advantage when she doesn't want to go pay for something herself, she'll send me in with her credit card and have me sign for the purchase. Signature always matches, so I've never been ID'd.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to forge my dad's all the time. His signature is so simple, basically just his initials and a long line. Sometimes he asked me to write it for permission slips etc if he wasn't home. Never did ask to see my attendance book. My kid has it hard, since everything is digital now. I get an automated email for every tardy and skipped class, lol.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few days before I turned 18, I missed school so I could sign an apology with "Meine Mutter" ... some teachers found it funny, some thought I'm an idiot, some just shook their heads...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The trick is to start early and forge all notes. If my mom wrote me a note for the dentist, I'd copy it and throw hers out. Then, if it's sus to them, they call and find out it's real and they no longer question my notes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't the dentist the one to give you the actual note? Like I could see if you were late or something, but when you go to a doctor they pretty much automatically give you a school or work note. Your parents don't sign it, but hey I have been wrong before

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I 'forged' my mum's signature fairly regularly. Her initials are the same as mine and I just did my signature instead and there was no problem. Funny thing is I didn't really do it for things for my school, usually it was just permission slips for my little sister. It was faster and more reliable for me to do it as soon as they came in rather than have then go missing waiting for mum. Mum knew it and let me take the money for excursions etc from her purse.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a rule that you'd get detention for missing the first bell so I'd just skip or come in for my second class. The attendance clerk jokingly asked how come I'd always have breakfast from burger king and forget about him. I started bringing him breakfast too. At the end of my senior year I'd found out that he'd been looking out for me from the very beginning as I'd racked up 44 unexcused absences out of the 4 allowed in order to be promoted. My grades were excellent, I'd sleep in my car until I could come in without getting a detention and I didn't hide. I'd actively approach our strict principal in halls(while skipping) so teachers assumed that I'd had a reason to miss their class or be roaming about.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom actually told me to just sign her name to things so I got really good at it. Guess she trusted me, way more than she probably should have but I was a mostly good kid/teen.

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yellowphantom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Over the years, I found pieces of paper where each one of my kids was practicing writing my signature. Only my daughter came close.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a student forge both her parents’ signatures (mom was useless as will become evident so I always included dad). Same writing, misspelled their names. Mother said that I must have done it myself. Yup. I ended up taking a year off teaching because of that mother/daughter duo. Thank you for letting me vent. Over 22 years ago and I would still love to haul them into court.

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backatya
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she should to put you out of your miserable life, you lying bastard

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Talon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In elementary we had to get our parents to sign off on our agenda each day but I would forget a lot of the time so I learned how to forge my mom’s signature, can still do it to this day and I’m in high school

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only forged a signature once when my mom forgot to write a note to my teacher saying that she was picking me up from school and I shouldn’t take the bus. I was 7, and I was reprimanded when I told my mom I forged the note, but think how terrified she would have been if she’d gone to pick me up only to find that I wasn’t there.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's easier to keep track of the Truth instead of trying to remember all of the lies...

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out That they are terrible at hiding things or making passwords. Anytime I was in trouble and used a password to lock the tv or computer they always used a significant date so it was just process of elimination.

I also found almost all of the Christmas presents every year because they would just put them in the garage under a giant blanket. Like all of a sudden in mid-December a mountain of stuff covered by a blanket would appear in the garage, don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure that one out.

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Julian McCallum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know where the Christmas presents are kept, but I like the surprise on Christmas day

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I never graduated college. Im the youngest so they were pretty "over" going to graduation ceremonies. I said I got my degree in the mail. I still got a decent job, they never asked for my degree but I said I had one on my resume.

Been 8yrs since I "graduated"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so common. But be careful, my current job had me bring the real certificates in with me to the interview so they could photocopy them there and then and stamp the copies for proof to the interviewers.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out Im the one that made all the leprechaun movies disappear throughout my childhood. I took them to granny’s house & made sure they’d never see the light of day again.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I used to drive the family car when they were away at work. Like everytime. Just drive around the neighbourhood. I was 15.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out That I watched Ben 10. Growing up, I said that Ben 10 was stupid and then I watched an episode and loved it. But not wanting to be a hypocrite, I would put a sign on my door and say don’t come into until 10:30 which was what time Ben 10 ended on Saturday mornings.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am the same with My Little Pony. Sometimes stuff like this is still enjoyable even as a teenager

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out I once took my dads motorbike on a 4 hour round trip because I woke up late for a scuba diving trip when I was 18.

I was being picked up by the instructor and just overslept by about 45 min and didn't hear them at the door. My parents were away so I put on all my dads bike gear (we are pretty similar in size) and drove about two hours up the motorway and spent the day diving before driving home. Filled up the tank on the way home to cover my tracks!

I didn't have a license or insurance (although I could drive a bike).

I don't think he would even care now (I'm 33) but I've just never had the right moment to tell him.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a family dinner get together when you bring up all the things you did as a kid. [just to start trouble] lol

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out In high school, the melted floor mats in my mom's new car were because I sprayed febreeze on dog c**p that a friend's shoe brought in and it "reacted like that".

In truth, it was a firecracker that someone tried to chuck out the window and it bounced off the glass and landed inside the car. They forgot the child safety windows didn't go all the way down.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the first time I have heard of child safety windows. Now the reason old winder windows in the back seats of cars don't wind all the way makes sense.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out Those 20 beers that were stashed under my bed..I was NOT holding them for a friend

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless your parents also believe they've removed the word "gullible" from the dictionary, they knew the truth.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out Back in high-school, we went on a family vacation to Hayward Wisconsin. Me, my brother, and my cousin had these under water fire crackers we'd been lighting and throwing in the lake. Well, I convinced my cousin to light one and throw it in the toilet of the cabin we rented. Sure enough, it cracked the bowl and all the water spilled out. When it came time to fess up, none of us had any idea what happened and my uncle had to go buy a new toilet to install. I think we told them the truth about a decade later.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro. Don’t throw those into lakes, they’re like toxic and kill the fish and s**t.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out That I was a bouncer for a night club for about a year and that I took a personal loan for my classes.

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out When I moved across the country 2 years ago my car broke down in the middle of Texas. I ditched it there and took a rental the rest of the way and bought a used car on Facebook 2 weeks later. They still think I’m driving the same car I had when I left.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird thing to lie about if your car just broke down! I think there’s some missing details here

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Men Online Share 30 Things They Kept To Themselves So Their Parents Would Never Find Out When I found out they were really Santa Claus.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...played along for the next few decades. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE

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