28 Texts Women Got From Men That Are A Crash Course In How Not To Communicate

Why the eff is he on Tinder when he already has a girl?

I love that based on the time stamps it took him two full days to think of "The hilarity." I'm just picturing him spending the whole time googling "cool comebacks for mean fat girls who reject you," brainstorming ideas with his friends, scripting the conversation five different ways in his head, and finally he hits back with the absolute banger: "The hilarity."

His personality makes it worse

I hate online dating so much. Guys always have some s**t to say. This idiot, why did he match w her if he only wanted to insult her? You’re definitely not perfect yourself dude so gtfo.

WHY engage Why

Scammer. Betting $50 on it

Not a scammer just a hobosexual

P.S? I'm a Nigerian Prince

Landlords don't "send it to their lawyers." They post a document on your door that gives you notice. If it isn't paid a couple weeks after that, they post another document letting you know you've been evicted and need to vacate. If you're still there a few days later, they call the sheriff and your belongings get moved to the lawn. No need for a lawyer.

I would say nooooooo very slowly so he doesn't think you stuttered. He hangs around after well you decide.

This is a W

Silence is forever

That's a good thing.

Hopefully silent forever.

"I don't want to be in a relationship" "Your a brat"

Am I reading this wrong, or does this person live in a shed?

'Brat' is quite a specific term in some circles...

*Fweep!* Red Flag on the play.

And bad grammar/capitalization

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Fellow men, we need to popularize the notion that Real Men aren't insecure little weasels who treat women like possessions.

Consult a lawyer about a restraining order and talk to the local precinct police.

Oh absolutely not.

"You are my possession now" er, what now?! This is why people need to share more and talk to friends or family. He needs someone to tell him that's not acceptable and basically batshit crazy talk!!! As well as the other red flags he's waving like crazy in his messages!

Translation: he wanted a booty call

He is DESPERATE

At least he didn't send a dic pic

Definitely looking probably only sex.

This is negging. Guys who neg try to weed out the self secure girls to find one that's insecure and easy to manipulate. Good guys don't neg.

Very much dodging a massive controlling bullet

Rejection Letter For Unqualified

He even tipped a fedora and called her M'lady!??! Nice when they display their creepiness up front so you don't waste any time.

i have so many questions about that "boioioing, rolls out like carpet" sh*t. what the actual hell

Why do they try so hard that it comes across as painful ful?

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A swing and a miss lol!

Trying to be profound. Sounds like a simpleton.

I mean he's right that men don't get a lot of compliments, but also I feel like if he genuinely cares about that he would put his energy towards complimenting other men and trying to normalize words of affirmation between men without internalized homophobia making it "weird." Pulling the "men never get compliments" card just seems like a bizarre guilt trip here.

Ah yes because women get called gorgeous and beautiful everyday, and get lavishly adorned with gifts throw by the pathetic men at their feet

He really needs to hear a compliment doesn't he?

There's sort of a point her so to any guys who feel unappreciated: you're doing great and I'm sure you are lovely beautiful people.

Never used Tinder. Left swipe is reject, right?