40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

Horrible man - and some government reps agreed with him. Basically, the bill defined a fertilized egg as an “unborn child” - so a blastocyst has more rights than the woman carrying it. The bill also included life imprisonment and the death penalty for abortions.

Ooook

What a pity his mother didn’t

Ooh, so this is the corresponding argument that a C-section means you aren't a real mum. So C-sections result in entirely fictional people! I'm sitting on my hands reading these so I don't facepalm myself into a coma.

??? how do we come to these conclusions??

Look at all us men queuing up for prostate exams, because of course it is so pleasurable.

D***s are related to pregnancy too so no alcohol for you guys

None of us are going to have faces or palms left by the end of this list

I now have a bruise on my forehead

0-o

My ex boyfriend asked did I need winter or summer pads because it was in the spring time he thought bigger pads were for winter and smaller size for summer like the bigger they we're they kept you warm

His parents should be ashamed of themselves

We also need to educate people better on sex Ed apparently

Ok this is horrible.

I mean, how ? What? Ermm? Just dude???????

"this is why i can't talk about feminism with you". Yeah, because you lack the ability to engage in a two-way conversation, dude.

Well, it’s pretty hard to talk to someone who doesn’t know what words mean (feminism is just equality and a poor word for it at that). But other than that, duuuude. what the f**k.

The number of conversations like this that I've had with men is too damned high. No one cares what you think of our periods, pregnancies, reproductive choices, any of it, dudes. Shut up.

Something tells me he also has no idea what feminism is.

That's a whole new level of mansplaining.

Feminism? Wow, he’s REALLY clueless. He’s probably also a republican senator now.

No, that is why he shouldn't speak!

Ahah that's what I thought when I was, like, 6 yo, because my mom noted her periods on a calendar hung on the wall. I thought she had it always at the end of the month and I told her. She laughed and explained to me why it wasn't like that. I will never thank my mom enough for being completely open and fully informative about everything related to women's health and body.

Yes, because a Female couldn't POSSIBLY know anything about Feminism. (Sarcasm)

My husband thought it was on the first…and every month he says why it’s here so early/late….

Dunno what he'd make of me. Until my hysterectomy almost 20 years ago, I always had very erratic periods. Sometimes they'd come at the beginning of the month, sometimes the middle, sometimes the end. Sometimes they'd be very light and last three days, sometimes they'd be very heavy and last more than seven. I went through hell for 20 years before I finally found a female gyno willing to take my concerns seriously, and give me a total hysto (uterus, both ovaries, cervix) just before I turned 32. I found out, the day before my surgery, that my maternal great-grandmother had a hysto at 26--yet, during my entire childhood, my emotionally abusive mother was always at the front of the line of ppl telling me, "Grow up, every girl gets cramps, it's not that bad, you're just selfish." When I told her that the gyno agreed I needed a total hysterectomy, her only response was, "Oh."

No, you can't talk about feminism with OP because you're a f*****g idiot.

Parents. I blame the parents . This whole thread is just godawful .

Honest to god. After my first gf/wife had been on the pill for a few months, she would start between 9:30 and 11:00 on a Saturday morning! You could almost set the clocks by her! The Saturday morning lie-in was never wasted!!

This cannot be true ... 😵

periods came before calendars would be a small hint to some on this list

Your dad is an idiot

The only correct way to react.

Wow

*punches stomach until he vomits* YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YOU LAZY FU-

I was aged about 13 or 14 when our general science teacher (not one of the biology teachers) told the mixed class that the pill was something that needed to be taken every day. "If a boy offers you a single pill and tells you that's all you need to be safe, then he's lying." I can't remember how the topic came up (this was back in the early 80's), but it was sound advice.

We like to drag it out so we can be a bit€h longer ! I use to push it all out at once but not anymore sometimes I make it last up to 10 day just so I can be mean for a 3rd of the month ! Good times

We wish!!!!!!!!!

Marjorie, you can have a break from the housework between 2pm and 3pm, if you could just schedule to have your period then please.

Whenever I see a sex scene in a movie I think of the misinformation men get. I mean, 2 minutes of kissing und then the actual sex, and another two minutes later the woman has the loudest orgasm. No hands were anywhere near the clit. That may work for 1% of all women, I don't know but for most women it doesn't. Stop with the unrealistic sex scenes and stop fakeing orgasms, lol!

Better than sending none!

Was his previous girlfriend an elephant?

Translation: A treatment (pessary) for a yeast infection (candidiasis).

What-

And he did come back when it happened to him.

I shudder to think what those daughters were put through.

I mean a suprising amount of women seem to think that too.

Another one who failed Finger-painting in Kindergarten

I've known women who also make that mistake regarding pad placement (so the husband wouldn't exactly be wrong!). Sex education is lacking for *both* sexes in some places.

He was probably thinking of vampires.

He was probably thinking of werewolves.

"I didn't know you needed it. I just thought you like to store useless stuff in your vagina for no reason."

Don't you girls use a bottle brush?

How did he get a licence to practice?