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Whether we like it or not, conflicts are inevitable in any long-term relationship. Nearly everyone knows that finding someone you can be completely honest with comes with many ups and downs that reveal the most annoying behaviors imaginable. But while some disagreements can get seriously spicy, partners also often lose control and get angry over absolutely nothing.

Attorney, advocate, and author Rabia Chaudry set out on a mission to discover the stupidest and most meaningless arguments married couples "just cannot, will not stop having". Her Twitter thread quickly blew up with people opening up about the most infuriating habits their spouses have that make them fight about it for years.

From never squishing out the sponge to refusing to close the drawers all the way, every couple has things they repeatedly return to because both sides refuse to back down. Continue scrolling because we’ve selected some of the funniest examples from the thread. Upvote the ones you can relate to all too well, and be sure to share your own pet peeves with us in the comments!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true! I can send my SO to the store with a list and he’ll STILL mess up somehow.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine leaves the sponge in the sink, every time, and it's always in the one spot with water and the food he didn't clean out. I have to throw it out

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If Rabia Chaudry’s name sounds familiar, it might be because she’s the author of the New York Times bestselling book Adnan's Story. She has also amassed quite a following on Twitter where almost 202K users are engaged in what she has to say and, luckily for us, share their own funny and genuine stories. The post in question, which has received over 19K likes, proved that couples all over the world get peeved off by the most foolish things.

Hundreds of replies on this thread had to do with household tasks not being completed correctly. Well, at least in their partner's eyes. But whether you’re in a meaningful relationship or decided to tie the knot, sharing a space together is bound to be at least a bit of a challenge. At the bare minimum, you’ll have a partner that tells you you never fold the socks right.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe some decorative plastic fruit would solve this problem. No rotting = no more buying fruit.

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When you decide to be with one person for a long time, it's only natural for the quirks you found sweet at the beginning of the relationship to irritate you as time flies. But those little habits sure have a way of blowing up into a major argument or at least something you always have at the back of your mind.

But not all fights are created equal. While some are more severe and worth talking through, others are downright ridiculous and illogical. "Partners often say, 'We argue over stupid things,'" licensed relationship therapist Dr. Jason N. Linder wrote in Psychology Today. "This is somewhat true. That said, there are a lot more things partners are actually arguing about under the surface than what meets the eye, especially for the partners themselves."

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a TV series about these people: Help, my husband is a handyman.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My partner was the same with decoration. I put some paintings, pictures and plants in the house and he kept whining about how i "invaded his space". Now i took them all out because we are moving and he was like "now the house looks so much uglier". I know.

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"Focusing on the content of arguments (i.e who forgot to mail the important package) misses the forest for the trees. What fights are really about is the emotional safety in a relationship, partner's subjective sense of the other’s caring from them (or being there for them), and fear that they will get hurt."

He explained that getting to what’s underneath leads us to the cause of arguments and relationship distress. "Partners need to learn to reach out to each other with those feelings such as sadness about the disconnection, feelings of failure or inadequacy, or fear of rejection.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave it in the cabinet. Don't buy chips. "There's still a pack in the cupboard".

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Unfortunately, it might be easy to fall into the trap of thinking that fighting with your partner is a bad sign for the relationship itself. But we all know that every single couple has had at least one or two arguments. In fact, experts say that such disagreements can also be beneficial.

"I am more worried about my clients who say they never argue with their partners,” Maryann W. Mathai, a licensed counselor who specializes in helping people heal from toxic relationships, told Bustle. "It signals passivity, emotions being ignored, or a lack of self in the relationship — all of which are unhealthy."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time put their laundry around the washing machine. When there are no clean clothes for them anymore, they will understand.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can sympathize with this, as you may have water on the floor if the shower is not closed off enough, and open drawers kill shinbones.

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Chores and other responsibilities are some of the most common argument topics between married couples. It’s important to distinguish, however, whether these silly quarrels are healthy or toxic for your relationship. For example, if you start nitpicking your partner about the way they wash the dishes but end up blatantly declaring you dislike the company of their parents, that’s a red flag for toxic communication patterns. When arguing, you stay focused on the topic and issue at hand, so avoid looking for opportunities to air other grievances.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh... I guess I remove eggs like OP's wife... because we usually grab the carton from one end or the other, not in the front 'n' center... so the weight is evenly distributed...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaving them in the center means you can grab anywhere and the center of gravity is unchanged.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaving eggs on the end makes it unbalanced and easier to drop.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm.. If the eggs are centered, either on the ends or in the middle.. then the middle is still the center of gravity?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on how they're stored. In my case OP make sense since I grab the very end so if they're in the middle it bends.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah I use from the outside.... safer if they are all in the middle

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this issue with my girlfriend. She would take eggs from either end to balance the carton, but when I described my system (taking eggs from far end so I always grab the heaviest portion) she gave it a try and converted.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if you grab the wrong side? I do the centre because it's impossible to get it wrong that way.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eggs left in the center makes sense to me. Better balanced.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way is OK, aslong as you remove equally from each side. It’s not rocket science.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grab eggs from the side closer to inside the fridge than the door so that its heaviest on the side I'm holding when I pull the carton out. It reduces the chances of dropping the carton accidentally. Left or right side, doesn't matter as long as I put the more empty side into the fridge first.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought some cheap plastic egg holders from the dollar store; eggs go from their cartons into those, and then they never buckle or bend and all the eggs are protected; they're also clear so we can see how many eggs we have left (we always buy eggs in cardboard so the cartons are compostable or recyclable).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife is right. Dropping it caused me to learn to balance it evenly. Women have the smaller hands. Get over it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave the eggs in the middle for bal or take it from the middle. Leave the outside till u take one from each side. Idk though I don't eat eggs. Lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think grabbing them from one end is fine if everyone using the eggs is on the same page. If everyone grabs from one end of the carton, everyone knows how to grab the carton so s**t doesn't fall. If you have a situation like OP, you're both screwed cause no one's changing and you have to just hope nothing falls

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather eggs in the middle. That way you can always grab the middle, none fly out of either end, and is balanced from either side you picked up. I'm dumbfounded that someone actually moves the eggs to one side, on purpose,. In their free time.... Holy crap.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take from either end because I can't stand for the carton to be unbalanced. #justneurodivergentthings

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have an egg separator thing that the fridge came with. I put old eggs in the front. Everyone seems to just grab wherever and it's infuriating.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eggggs go in the center. To balance no matter what side you've grabbed it on. Let me grab some eggs off to one side, slide it off the ledge and the weight plummets it. Fury will rain down upon the.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is incredibly funny to me. I'm not entirely sure why...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I center my eggs because at some point you are not holding the center and the egg side is heavier. This is also difficult for my tiny, not-strong hands. Maybe the wife has small/weak hands and OP is just assuming if they can do, she can do it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this too, because if u put them all on one end, the carton may not b in there right for us to b grabbing the correct end! I’ve lost too many eggs this way! The center of the carton is always safe

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take the eggs in order from the far ends of the carton, alternating, so the weight stays centered in the middle, preventing the carton from falling if you grab it from an empty end.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We distribute them evenly on the outer edges of the carton so the carton isn't wonky. Six eggs left in an 18 pack? 3 on the left side 3 on the right. Tuh duhhhh haha

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the problem is most people are assuming the eggs are stored like you would placw them on the counter and they are stored 90 degrees horizontal from that so after 4 or 6 (12 or 18 cut eggs) are removed you are just grabbing sterfoam.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if you grab the carton from the middle, it doesn't matter where the center of gravity is.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eggs on one end is a recipe for eggs on the floor. Grab it unthinkingly wrong and the heavy end will tip right out of your hand.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I solved this problem by getting an egg drawer that clips under the refrigerator shelf. Before, I would try to keep eggs in the middle of the carton.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as they're weighted evenly, either on the ends or the center... as long as it's even

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that. Because I'm less likely to break any putting the carton back in if it hits the fridge. Then again, I'm the only one who eats eggs.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to start only taking from the ends because he wont put the carton back with the eggs on the front end. I watched him and he grabs it from the middle.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The spot where eggs are stored in my fridge you have to grab the very end so the middle system doesn't work since they will be heavy and bend carton or even fall off. So we have to keep them on the outer facing side so we always grab the heavy part and avoid a messy clean up.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this discussion is on a par with the proper way to hang the toilet paper roll. Either way, you're going to get what you want easily . (I'll get comments on this, but I don't see why anyone else should tell someone to do what THEY prefer.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pick the biggest eggs, doesn't matter where the eggs are in the carton. Husband does the same. NBD

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Mathai explained that while it is normal to need space after a disagreement, routinely withdrawing for days at a time shows your fights could be toxic. "Researchers have shown that stonewalling, the term for withdrawing and avoidance, is a predictor of divorce," she added. "Shutting down and emotionally leaving the conversation will trigger the other partner to feel alone and overwhelmed."

"You both may have different needs or time frames to cool down after an argument, but a sign of healthy relationships is [that] couples come back to each other quickly," Mathai explained. "There is truth behind the old saying 'Never go to bed angry.'"

After all, we're all guilty of having weird little quirks that might annoy people around us. Some of these behaviors are more benign, others are pretty bizarre. But as they say, communication is key, so if you find a way to talk through them and even sometimes kindly poke fun at them, you might be on the right path.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like the couples arguing over bars of soap should switch to liquid body wash. :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg... my dad was like this... no matter how much time he had before the family had to leave for whatever... the MOMENT we're supposed to go out the door.... he had to go to the bathroom. It was. so. odd.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don’t have a spoon anyway, you have a solid lump of tea stained sugar with a metal bit sticking out the top.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll agree on the basis that I HATE when people nix ideas without offering a suggestion. I'm not your hired "idea's person".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile he’s like “My wife is great, always puts gas in my car for me!”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretend you didn't hear that he said something and keep pretending until he speaks so you can understand him. Rinse and repeat for as long as it takes to get the message home. I took me 6 weeks to teach my wife that, since I'm getting deaf, I can't hear her when she's whispering from the other side of the room.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry for op. That sounds like an awful partner

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree to disagree and adopt new pronounciation such as cow-poo to save your marriage.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put it in random places. On his pillow, his dashboard, in his drawers, at a crime scene.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've learned to preface some questions with "It's yes or no question. One-word answer only. (Fill in question)." B/c I got tired of essay answers to yes-no questions. We've gotten around it over the years, but twenty-five years ago? It'd take him ten minutes to answer "yes" or "no" or for me to work out which it was. And the question would be something like, "Do you want dessert?"

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex said it was an "accident" when she slept with someone else. What does that mean? He tripped and his d**k fell into your vagina?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanna swap? I'm like that, if it's important put it away. My partner leaves everything anywhere and when he can't find it, he'd buy a new one or ask for a copy. Then leaves it anywhere and buys a third one when he can't find the previous two. I lost count of how many superglue, toothpick packs, torches, sealants and tin openers I found last time I went on a cleanup bender

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So buy her a pair of her own. If she wants to wear the old ones, you wear the new ones.

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