It’s no secret that getting along with management people is not always a given, but rather a gift. They often put too much pressure on the backs of already stressed employees, making it a perfectly toxic workplace environment to brew and prosper. And in some more extreme cases, it gets passive-aggressive, to say the least.
The corner of Reddit known by the name which screams sarcasm, Thanks Management, is a safe space to talk about hard things. According to the subreddit’s description, it’s a place made for “Showcasing notices from imperious middle managers, owners, landlords, school administrators, mean bosses, and overall pedants. Bonus points for misspellings, exclamation marks, threats over petty bullshit.”
And they mean it. From evil posters put up in the staff room as if nothing happened to the implementation of very questionable tools that are supposed to boost productivity at the expense of people, these are some take-notes-kids examples of how not to run your business.
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Nobody is safe from mean management practices in the workplace, regardless of how much you love or hate your job. But let’s be honest, the more pressure we have put on our shoulders, the less motivated we are to add that extra bit of effort to the company we work for.
And although this can happen for many different reasons, mean managers can be a huge setback for us professionally and emotionally. But how you determine whether the management has indeed crossed the line? Buzzwords like toxic workplace are all over the place, but when it comes to real life, most of us are left scratching our heads.
Rude behavior toward employees is generally defined as a display of disrespect, a breaking of social norms or expectations, a breach of etiquette, or ignoring "accepted" behavior. It can also mean that a manager is behaving inconsiderately, aggressively, or deliberately offensively.
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Rudeness can manifest in many forms, from passive-aggressive behavior, micromanaging, anger management problems, to favoritism towards one person, bullying, and many more. The mean behavior can also be used as a way to display one’s power and show superiority over others, and in this case, as well as others, you'd better run far away from it.
In such cases, setting boundaries is key. Everyone should learn to distance themselves from a manager who’s mean to them and, at some point, stop taking in all the negativity. In other cases, if you are sure that your boss is incompetent, it’s just reasonable to become a leader on your own.
Management will notice your initiative eventually, and you will likely earn some extra points just by keeping the mean person out of the loop.
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Whatever happens, make yourself a top priority. It’s just not fair to allow yourself to be treated badly and purposefully disrespected day by day by someone who has no reason to do so. In some extreme cases, even the best reasoning is not an excuse for anyone to shout or offend you, whether it’s a co-worker, a manager, or a boss.
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And even if you DID measure it, what do you do if your poop is bigger than permitted? Fish the sucker out the toilet and take it home in a doggy bag?
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How the hell would you even know in advance what size and shape your poops will be? Or are they expecting you to shape them as they come out?
Is there a corporate-supplied Poop Knife™ in case the turd is not in compliance?
I guess they find out who didn't follow the rules when the bathroom floods.
Not in the EU. They banned bent bananas so the same s**t applies ;o)
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You hold it in one hand, watch out it may be slippery. Then you take the boss's ruler and have at it. If it's too big the ruler also can be used as a knife. Make sure you return the ruler so your boss will have it next time he needs a ruler.
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So, if there is a larger specimen, do they offer a poop cutter in order to comply?
They've got this relatively clean bendy one lying there for convenience.
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Hahaha, I have a serious plunger and know how to use it....I kind of have to around here.
This is for the angled toilets one presumes. The angle prevents anything bigger from going down after you flush, causing a clogged toilet.
Oh damn, i measured my poop its 3 inches, guess I gotta put it in a plastic bag and wait to go home huh
Dammit... left my tape measure at home. And my elbone-length gloves.
Smell Check?
Spare a thought for the poor bugger that gets paid to do the smell check!
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![“Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/management-being-jerks-3-60508a9697277__700.jpg "“Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”")
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What if someone starts crying at work? Are they allowed to leave then?
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I'm so darn happy I don't live in the USA. I'm very sorry to say this, dear Americans, but your country sucks big time.
There are some posts of terrible managers etc. in this thread, but honestly most of them don't belong here.
Well, y'know, Reagan started this awesome PR machine of "It's morning in America!" and forgot to mention it was gonna be the morning after the night before at a bar in Hell.
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Dear Panda, you know those posts where you make fun of people for not understanding sarcasm or humor? Maybe you should include yourself. Or at least go back and re-read them.
I'm so darn happy I don't live in the USA. I'm very sorry to say this, dear Americans, but your country sucks big time.
There are some posts of terrible managers etc. in this thread, but honestly most of them don't belong here.
Well, y'know, Reagan started this awesome PR machine of "It's morning in America!" and forgot to mention it was gonna be the morning after the night before at a bar in Hell.
Load More Replies... Dear Panda, you know those posts where you make fun of people for not understanding sarcasm or humor? Maybe you should include yourself. Or at least go back and re-read them.
