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“Oh My God, Are You Freaking Crying?”: Table Goes Silent After Man Splashes Wife With Coffee
“Oh My God, Are You Freaking Crying?”: Table Goes Silent After Man Splashes Wife With Coffee
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“Oh My God, Are You Freaking Crying?”: Table Goes Silent After Man Splashes Wife With Coffee

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I’d wager everyone has an intrusive thought or two (or mayhaps an entire cyclone of them depending on the level of neurodivergence, but that’s beside the point). But that doesn’t mean you have to act upon them.

A great example of why not is this husband, who decided it would be a great idea to surprise his wife with a hand grab and shake combo whilst she’s holding a spoonful of cappuccino, forcing it to splat all over the place, including on the Mrs., and embarrass her.

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    A husband thought it would be a good idea to shake the Mrs’ hand whilst she’s holding a spoonful of cappuccino. Spoiler: bad idea

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    Image credits:  Decha Huayyai / pexels (not the actual photo)

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    Robertas Lisickis

    Robertas Lisickis

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    Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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    Robertas Lisickis

    Robertas Lisickis

    Writer, Community member

    Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is right out of the abuser’s handbook. He’s using DARVO “Deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender (DARVO) is a tactic a person may use to deflect responsibility onto an individual they have abused.” He’s going to keep bringing it up until you agree you ruined the evening. Stop justifying your reaction and start working to get out of the marriage. If this was a one time thing, I’d say counselling but it is a pattern of abuse.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn’t hard to say, “Sorry that I upset you. I was being stupid and impulsive. I won’t do it again.” The fact he won’t apologise and is trying to make her feel that she’s wrong for being upset shows that he doesn’t care for her or her feelings. What a horrible person to be married to - constantly bringing up things she said or did in the past to make her feel bad.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is mashing wedding cake in wife's face just the first step to food-based mess? ... must admit I once threw mashed potatoes on my brothers face and we all laughed. Ok fine no I didn't laugh and basically don't remember, because I was 6months old.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he says "at least I didn't cry and ruin dinner", say "at least I didn't bring up a bad joke and ruin dinner 3 days in a row".

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is right out of the abuser’s handbook. He’s using DARVO “Deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender (DARVO) is a tactic a person may use to deflect responsibility onto an individual they have abused.” He’s going to keep bringing it up until you agree you ruined the evening. Stop justifying your reaction and start working to get out of the marriage. If this was a one time thing, I’d say counselling but it is a pattern of abuse.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn’t hard to say, “Sorry that I upset you. I was being stupid and impulsive. I won’t do it again.” The fact he won’t apologise and is trying to make her feel that she’s wrong for being upset shows that he doesn’t care for her or her feelings. What a horrible person to be married to - constantly bringing up things she said or did in the past to make her feel bad.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is mashing wedding cake in wife's face just the first step to food-based mess? ... must admit I once threw mashed potatoes on my brothers face and we all laughed. Ok fine no I didn't laugh and basically don't remember, because I was 6months old.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he says "at least I didn't cry and ruin dinner", say "at least I didn't bring up a bad joke and ruin dinner 3 days in a row".

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