‘Nice’ Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing ‘Losers’ Instead Of ‘Providers’ Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious
The revenge of the nerds is almost complete. What began in the 80s, with the guys from the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity showing up the jocks for the dull, boring characters that they truly are, has now morphed into a full-blown cultural revolution. Now, it’s the alpha males who are struggling to find dates.
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Sadly for the likes of Twitter user Stephen Vickers, the modern woman just doesn’t value basic qualities like physical protection and being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to– not even 700lbs of beef annually can replace a decent personality these days. What is the world coming to?
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Now, things may be different in Texas. It is an agricultural state with a large rural population that holds ‘traditional values’ close to their hearts, which is perfectly fine. But for those of us who have moved on, the tweet came across as a ridiculous reminder of the old days when it was what you had, not who you were, that decided your eligibility as a potential partner.
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The comments quickly began to pour in and didn’t disappoint, with Steve’s ‘I got beef’ brag coming in for a particular roasting.
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Because blaming women for one’s own inadequacies is always a major warning sign. When you are consistently not connecting with people, it is up to you to cultivate the kind of personality that makes you attractive!
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Lashing out at womankind for exercising the free will to choose charm, character and true love over a comfortable lifestyle is hardly the most endearing quality, is it?
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Stephen may have had a learning moment from the response to his tweet, and posted an update for some clarity as to his beliefs
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Before climbing back on board the beef train
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He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
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PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
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That's why I think he's not really a "nice guy". He responded to the criticism to the point and with humor. "Nice guys" always rage and attack when criticized.
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i'm confused. are you offering to pay me a dowry in beef? is someone a loser for having less physical beef? or metaphorical beef? I'm sure this was meant to attract someone, but it's not me. best of luck, man. i hope you find someone just like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw Where's the Beef? ask Wendy's. I think he was just saying "look at what I can provide to a family, lots of food" which to some is an asset.
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I wouldn't find him this choosing. Loosers usually switch their point of view quickly.
Load More Replies... He needs to get on that farmer dating site, where there are lots of women who appreciate a guy like him.
I've seen that site, and you've probably made the most constructive comment here! 👍(*NOT* sarcasm! I sincerely mean this!)
Load More Replies... "Man with a herd of 100 heads of cattle seeks good worker for marriage purposes" was quite a common advertisement for marriage in the 19th century, when marriage was essentially a business deal for most people. I thought these days you're supposed to actually care about the person you marry.
Nice guys always go on about how much money they make but can't get a girlfriend or wife but they also complain about women being gold-diggers. Make up your damn mind!
I have a house, a job (tenured), a cat, and a vibrator. He's offering me nothing I can't supply myself except that undesirable raging mass of testosterone - which is why the only male in my life is neutered.
Are your father, brothers, uncles, etc. all "undesirable raging masses of testosterone" you cut out of your life?
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He's making a point! hes not flexing on how much money he makes. He is just saying that girls aren't looking for a successful man, like he is. he wants ladies to see that he is able to provide a family with food and insurance and not have to live from paycheck to paycheck. I hated to see everybody making fun of him like that.
Any guy posting for women like this are going to believe in strict gender roles. What woman in 2019 is going to jump on that? He probably still believes being married gives him a right to her body.
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As an active online dater, their are lots of cringe worthy comments made by men (probably women too). This one doesn't really stand out to me.
I still don't understand how some people- both men and women- don't get that wanting to spend time with your significant other is more important than money (or beef in this case.) My husband wasn't the most financially stable guy I dated- but he's my favorite. I actually make more money than he does, which he had a hard time with at first, but works well for us. Only positive if you're dating for money is you should be able to get a big enough house to avoid them.
"I can't find no gold-diggers no more. Why won't you wimin use me for my money?".... Mate, thanks for turning back the clock by at least 50 years. Don't know about you, but I don't want to be used for my cash. jeez, grow up!
That entitled attitude is such a red flag! Women don't owe you attention just because you brag about being rich! And calling other men losers is a real own goal as those men are the ones you think women prefer, and you want what they have. You are the one missing out! . Also this is 2019, women are allowed to date who they want, they aren't looking for a provider any more than they want to be a "homemaker". Some will, lots won't... we are all individuals you know, we don't share one brain, one set of values and one attitude!
He's implying that all women need to be taken care of and that's all they need. Seems like he's putting in quite the effort to be a complete turnoff. "I got my own home and a lot of beef. What more do you women want?"
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In Denmark we usually offer 20 kg of bacon 🥓 annually. No Danish woman would accept a guy offering beef.
Personally, If I wanted to go for a Danish guy and he didn't offer me a lifetime of danishes, I'd be very disappointed. You should offer at least 20kg of danish a year if you want to snag a good one. And none of that cheese danish either. It's fruit filling or nothing.
Load More Replies... To be fair, he is making an effort, however awkward, to show women he has something of value to offer them. "Nice guys" think their mere existence makes them deserving of women's sexual favors.
700lbs of beef? Ronald McDonald must be drowning in women! Personally I have a box of 4 quarter poundrs in the freezer along with 2 8oz steaks and a 2lb beef joint in the oven on a low heat. Thats more than enough to provide a sunday dinner for my fiancee and our daughter and she is very happy. Want to know what makes her very happy with me? I'm very warm blooded so I give off a lot of heat and they both like a cuddle plus I crack jokes, listen to them and help them when they ask for it. I have NEVER raised my voice at them in anger so they also know they are safe. I also like to buy them little gifts every now and then but then they buy me gifts too. What really makes us happy is our love for each other and thats whats important for a relationship followed by understanding, kindness and sense of humour
Please stop perpetuating this myth: "being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to". Even most people in the US were farmers. Do you think women sat around eating bon-bons while their farmer husbands worked?! They were partners in a small business, and you bet your a** she worked as hard or harder than him. In hunter-gatherer societies, women bring in 60% of the food on average (and make the houses). Stop this myth that traditionally men "provided" for their wives. It is only in a place where women have relatively little house work and one can only get "provisions" by money did men "provide". Very, very tiny percentage of the all the people who have ever lived.
700 lbs of beef does not sound like much. Beef Cattle are huge. Now if it was 700 lbs of lobster...
Funny, when women can't get guys, they go read self-help books & magazines. There are thousands of articles about how to get & keep a man, rightly or wrongly. But when guys can't get women, it's because something is wrong with the women. Good way to stay single.
All those things mean nothing if you don't have a good heart. Maybe also he's going after the wrong kind of woman... Beef was a hilarious brag.
i know that this is going against the grain, but i honestly have been with the "looser" no job living with mum and dad, but awsum person funny but in the end it never worked out, im now married to a man in the navy he provides very well and hes amazing in general dont get me wrong i work aswell, but just knowing my husband has a security net and things all together gives a realy good sense of security that is needed in these hard times, in a way i do understand what he is saying,
No one's saying go with a guy with no job, just that he needs to hold up his end of relationship, whether monetarily or otherwise.
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I've got a good job, health insurance, fully funded pension, and, ut oh. No beef. Sorry girls, you should do better than me.
You women should definitely be getting attached as 2lb of meat a day and you’ll soon be inheriting a couple of acres
These women sound like jerks, and I am a feminist. Life with my farmer/rancher is wonderful. I found his post to be open, generous, kind and honest.
I'm pretty sure it means that he makes a lot of money selling about 700 lb of beef a year? I don't think anyone is stupid enough to believe that he means that he will feed you 700 oz of beef I'm crying laughing
Everyone seems to under value 700 lbs of Captain Crunch...but maybe I'm cheap.
The roof of my mouth gets shredded after the first 5 pounds.
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Everyone who is "not him" is a loser. His profile reads like something from the animal kingdom.
I somehow feel interested... :)) I love beef and my friends at work say I should marry a steak house owner :D I fancy providers with a nice personality. So, does he have a nice personality? The main question.
You like when men imply that women need to be taken care of, that they need a man to 'provide' for them? He didn't list his personality because he didn't need to. His ad said it all.
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Uhm, that's like 2lbs of beef A DAY! Who the f**k eats a kilo (yeah let's switch to proper units) of beef a day? I don't even eat that in a week, I think.
Ron Swanson would be very disappointed in you. Plus you can sell the excess, make jerky, host parties, etc
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This guy reminds me of this quote: "If you run into an a*****e in the morning, you ran into an a*****e. If you run into a******s all day, you're the a*****e." -Raylan Givens, Justified. If every woman you meet (meat?) wants nothing to do with you then it's just possible the problem isn't with the women.
At least I know that women don't chose me because I am an unapologetic a*****e.
Will my engagement ring be an entire bovine? The only person who I can honestly see getting turned on by 700 lbs of beef would be Ron Swanson from the show “Parks and Rec”
He should simply word it differently: say that he is reliable and will provide the best health insurance for their future children, the best daycare, and later college for their kids, a house with separate room for each child, and will not expect his wife to do cleaning because hey will hire a maid. The whole family will not suffer financially, and his wife still can work if she wants. Regarding personality, she simply need to find out. Having achievements does not mean that he has bad personality. There are guys with good personality who also happened to have houses paid off because they are hardworking, talented or from wealthy family. There are those with bad personality either... "nice guy" might have good personality, but no athletic body like those "losers" who might be better looking while young but do not take responsibility, taking advantage from women and wouldn't provide even child support. Many women are getting pregnant from losers, this is true
He simply should word it differently and say that he will be a good provider for their future children: best health insurance, daycare bills, and later college expenses, additional rooms in the house for each child, organic food, and of course he will do for his wife and all the family whatever he can, so they would not suffer financially
I grew up on a family farm that's been around for generations. I have two deep freezes filled with different cuts of beef, and there's more where that came from. I also run my own business, live in a home that's almost paid off, and provide for myself. Doesn't look like you have anything to offer.
Ladies! He’s a nice looking guy with a sense of humor, financially stable and you’ll never go hungry. Why does the word “provider” turn some of you off? While you ladies are busying empowering yourselves, you’re missing out on a good guy who sounds like he’d be a great partner in life. When I was a 30 year old professional woman living in New York I met the Texan of my dreams. He is a genuinely good guy - loving, kind and financially well set, but most of all, supportive in what my goals and dreams in life are. I had kissed a lot of frogs by the time I was 30 and I wasn’t going to NOT take a chance and let this guy get away. I took a giant leap of faith and left New York for an adventure in Texas. Forty years later, we have raised a family and are enjoying our grandkids and the good life. Ladies, step outside your comfort zone and take a leap of faith, like I did. By the way, when I met the man that became my husband, I was a vegetarian!
There's just so much to unpack here. I had no idea my marriage was lacking so much beef.
Meat is not sexy .....want to date only a guy with zero lbs. of beef.
Now wait guys, I’m looking for an upgrade or shall I say change of venue. So exactly how much of the 700lbs is designated to your girl? And can I be a stay at home girl or am I required to contribute to this new found paradise. Oh and I do have two small pups. So are pets allowed? You might just be what I’m looking for.
If you think that *that's* what makes you "not a loser", I have a bridge to sell you. Fuckface. Nobody cares about any of that s**t if you're an a*****e (which you are).
I kind of feel bad for the guy, I mean literally everyone is roasting, or making fun of, or teasing him. Sure, he said some trivial things, but he never killed or hurt any of these people (I think), yet all of these people are treating him like he's satan. I guess the lesson is to know about what you post, as your life can turn around in 1 second.
Being a good provider, financially, is a good thing, but it's not the only thing, you definitely need to say some things about who you are, as a person, how would you spend your days after work, with her?, Would you make her laugh?, Would you tell her she's loved?, Would you tell her she's beautiful?, Would you tell her that you are lucky to have her?, This is the type of stuff you need to add to your ad... Maybe these ideas will help you out.. hope so!, Good luck!
I’ve been married for 44 years to the most amazing man in the universe....worth his weight in diamonds!!! He’s a man’s man....retired Army, retired from pulmonary department. He has ALWAYS taken care of our family, opens the car door for me, tells me his loves me several times a day, cooks dinner because I have fibromyalgia.....the list goes on and on. Wake up women and look for a man that will love you forever and ever. They are out there if you look in the right places!!!!!
This man obviously has a beef with women? Or maybe its because he doesn't have a beef with women! Maybe we just herd him wrong.
I literally have so many lbs of beef in my freezer right now. Provided by the love of my life with an amazing personality!!! Really though his brother bought a cow...so much beef.
I feel horribly backwards for not understanding half of the dating terms. I'm going with this is why I'm single and not my only 600 lbs of beef.
This... Just... Lol... You need another 30 lbs to make a 2 lb a day average... The fact that there are people out there who see this guy as some paragon of virtue... *wheeze* I just can't... XD
What did I just read and why have I wasted my time on that... ugh o.O
Next he'll be saying his woman doesn't need to work because he is a provider with a lot of money...
Poor guys complaining about women being too materialistic. Well off people complaining they only go for losers. Almost as if it depends on the person?
WTF do anyone DO with 700lb of beef a year? Does he actually EAT 2lbs of beef a day? Much as I enjoy a steak that CAN'T be good for you..
That's the problem he is trying to solve, I guess. The beef is stacking up. Need someone to eat it with. And to make children with, who then will eat it too.
Load More Replies... I have 700lbs of beef. Beef is what I call my penis... And by lbs I really mean miligrams.
I honestly have not laughed this hard in forever. And also, this guy is very serious about this beef thing. The thing about his original message i found most offensive is the phrase "you women". Don't "you women" me, beef wrangler.
I was thinking why that irked me so, and came to the conclusion that it instantly categorises us as the 'other' and into one homogeneous mass all at the same time. His use of 'You' also carries an accusatory tone. How dare we deny him our company?
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I really like that he's taking the scathing reactions with good humor. That'll probably to up his chances a lot more than this weird beef comment. Seriously - the year had 365 days - the the guy wants to consume a kilo of meat PER DAY??? That's going to make any partner a very young widow.
I. Have respect for myself , and definitely others around me. Maybe this chief should try it sometime. He certainly won’t have to be relying on beef . Just stop please. We all see these men, that belive they are supermen bc they earn and are single . Hmmmm One wonders why .
I have a hat, a saddle, boots and a trained cowpony. No man and no beef are necessary to make me feel whole.
I just giggled out loud at every single comment. Rock on, people of the internet!
I feel like he's kind of stupid, but doesn't seem inherently harmful. He needs to open his mind more, but he doesn't strike me as like... an incel or something, just someone who was raised with dated expectations and hasn't thought about how they might not hold up.
Well he's from Texas. Like with people from Florida, you can already kinda gauge what they're all about. You certainly don't expect a high level of intelligence or enlightenment.
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Hmmmm.....guy is awfully fixated on beef and meat. can we say FRUSTRATED?
What is this man's obsession with beef? Is he trying to compensate for something? (besides a lack of empathy and personality?)
I'm kinda disappointed he didn't have this 700lbs of beef: https://i1.wp.com/www.gaycapetown4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Beefcakes-big-jpg.jpg?fit=800%2C370&ssl=1
Dude, you are luring women with the wrong bait... chocolates, shoes,stories and the craziest passion they´ll ever meet, an interesting life and being of some worth other than stuff...(wink ,wink)
You're way off, too. Women don't want to be 'lured' and won't respond to that. They're not fish that need bait. They're actual people just like you.
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There is no evidence that this man does or doesn't have baggage, but being financially stable doesn't mean you don't have baggage. When all of the women you know don't want you despite your success, it's time to look within.
Load More Replies... He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
Load More Replies... PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
Load More Replies... That's why I think he's not really a "nice guy". He responded to the criticism to the point and with humor. "Nice guys" always rage and attack when criticized.
Load More Replies... i'm confused. are you offering to pay me a dowry in beef? is someone a loser for having less physical beef? or metaphorical beef? I'm sure this was meant to attract someone, but it's not me. best of luck, man. i hope you find someone just like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw Where's the Beef? ask Wendy's. I think he was just saying "look at what I can provide to a family, lots of food" which to some is an asset.
Load More Replies... I wouldn't find him this choosing. Loosers usually switch their point of view quickly.
Load More Replies... He needs to get on that farmer dating site, where there are lots of women who appreciate a guy like him.
I've seen that site, and you've probably made the most constructive comment here! 👍(*NOT* sarcasm! I sincerely mean this!)
Load More Replies... "Man with a herd of 100 heads of cattle seeks good worker for marriage purposes" was quite a common advertisement for marriage in the 19th century, when marriage was essentially a business deal for most people. I thought these days you're supposed to actually care about the person you marry.
Nice guys always go on about how much money they make but can't get a girlfriend or wife but they also complain about women being gold-diggers. Make up your damn mind!
I have a house, a job (tenured), a cat, and a vibrator. He's offering me nothing I can't supply myself except that undesirable raging mass of testosterone - which is why the only male in my life is neutered.
Are your father, brothers, uncles, etc. all "undesirable raging masses of testosterone" you cut out of your life?
Load More Replies... He's making a point! hes not flexing on how much money he makes. He is just saying that girls aren't looking for a successful man, like he is. he wants ladies to see that he is able to provide a family with food and insurance and not have to live from paycheck to paycheck. I hated to see everybody making fun of him like that.
Any guy posting for women like this are going to believe in strict gender roles. What woman in 2019 is going to jump on that? He probably still believes being married gives him a right to her body.
Load More Replies... As an active online dater, their are lots of cringe worthy comments made by men (probably women too). This one doesn't really stand out to me.
I still don't understand how some people- both men and women- don't get that wanting to spend time with your significant other is more important than money (or beef in this case.) My husband wasn't the most financially stable guy I dated- but he's my favorite. I actually make more money than he does, which he had a hard time with at first, but works well for us. Only positive if you're dating for money is you should be able to get a big enough house to avoid them.
"I can't find no gold-diggers no more. Why won't you wimin use me for my money?".... Mate, thanks for turning back the clock by at least 50 years. Don't know about you, but I don't want to be used for my cash. jeez, grow up!
That entitled attitude is such a red flag! Women don't owe you attention just because you brag about being rich! And calling other men losers is a real own goal as those men are the ones you think women prefer, and you want what they have. You are the one missing out! . Also this is 2019, women are allowed to date who they want, they aren't looking for a provider any more than they want to be a "homemaker". Some will, lots won't... we are all individuals you know, we don't share one brain, one set of values and one attitude!
He's implying that all women need to be taken care of and that's all they need. Seems like he's putting in quite the effort to be a complete turnoff. "I got my own home and a lot of beef. What more do you women want?"
Load More Replies... In Denmark we usually offer 20 kg of bacon 🥓 annually. No Danish woman would accept a guy offering beef.
Personally, If I wanted to go for a Danish guy and he didn't offer me a lifetime of danishes, I'd be very disappointed. You should offer at least 20kg of danish a year if you want to snag a good one. And none of that cheese danish either. It's fruit filling or nothing.
Load More Replies... To be fair, he is making an effort, however awkward, to show women he has something of value to offer them. "Nice guys" think their mere existence makes them deserving of women's sexual favors.
700lbs of beef? Ronald McDonald must be drowning in women! Personally I have a box of 4 quarter poundrs in the freezer along with 2 8oz steaks and a 2lb beef joint in the oven on a low heat. Thats more than enough to provide a sunday dinner for my fiancee and our daughter and she is very happy. Want to know what makes her very happy with me? I'm very warm blooded so I give off a lot of heat and they both like a cuddle plus I crack jokes, listen to them and help them when they ask for it. I have NEVER raised my voice at them in anger so they also know they are safe. I also like to buy them little gifts every now and then but then they buy me gifts too. What really makes us happy is our love for each other and thats whats important for a relationship followed by understanding, kindness and sense of humour
Please stop perpetuating this myth: "being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to". Even most people in the US were farmers. Do you think women sat around eating bon-bons while their farmer husbands worked?! They were partners in a small business, and you bet your a** she worked as hard or harder than him. In hunter-gatherer societies, women bring in 60% of the food on average (and make the houses). Stop this myth that traditionally men "provided" for their wives. It is only in a place where women have relatively little house work and one can only get "provisions" by money did men "provide". Very, very tiny percentage of the all the people who have ever lived.
700 lbs of beef does not sound like much. Beef Cattle are huge. Now if it was 700 lbs of lobster...
Funny, when women can't get guys, they go read self-help books & magazines. There are thousands of articles about how to get & keep a man, rightly or wrongly. But when guys can't get women, it's because something is wrong with the women. Good way to stay single.
All those things mean nothing if you don't have a good heart. Maybe also he's going after the wrong kind of woman... Beef was a hilarious brag.
i know that this is going against the grain, but i honestly have been with the "looser" no job living with mum and dad, but awsum person funny but in the end it never worked out, im now married to a man in the navy he provides very well and hes amazing in general dont get me wrong i work aswell, but just knowing my husband has a security net and things all together gives a realy good sense of security that is needed in these hard times, in a way i do understand what he is saying,
No one's saying go with a guy with no job, just that he needs to hold up his end of relationship, whether monetarily or otherwise.
Load More Replies... I've got a good job, health insurance, fully funded pension, and, ut oh. No beef. Sorry girls, you should do better than me.
You women should definitely be getting attached as 2lb of meat a day and you’ll soon be inheriting a couple of acres
These women sound like jerks, and I am a feminist. Life with my farmer/rancher is wonderful. I found his post to be open, generous, kind and honest.
I'm pretty sure it means that he makes a lot of money selling about 700 lb of beef a year? I don't think anyone is stupid enough to believe that he means that he will feed you 700 oz of beef I'm crying laughing
Everyone seems to under value 700 lbs of Captain Crunch...but maybe I'm cheap.
The roof of my mouth gets shredded after the first 5 pounds.
Load More Replies... Everyone who is "not him" is a loser. His profile reads like something from the animal kingdom.
I somehow feel interested... :)) I love beef and my friends at work say I should marry a steak house owner :D I fancy providers with a nice personality. So, does he have a nice personality? The main question.
You like when men imply that women need to be taken care of, that they need a man to 'provide' for them? He didn't list his personality because he didn't need to. His ad said it all.
Load More Replies... Uhm, that's like 2lbs of beef A DAY! Who the f**k eats a kilo (yeah let's switch to proper units) of beef a day? I don't even eat that in a week, I think.
Ron Swanson would be very disappointed in you. Plus you can sell the excess, make jerky, host parties, etc
Load More Replies... This guy reminds me of this quote: "If you run into an a*****e in the morning, you ran into an a*****e. If you run into a******s all day, you're the a*****e." -Raylan Givens, Justified. If every woman you meet (meat?) wants nothing to do with you then it's just possible the problem isn't with the women.
At least I know that women don't chose me because I am an unapologetic a*****e.
Will my engagement ring be an entire bovine? The only person who I can honestly see getting turned on by 700 lbs of beef would be Ron Swanson from the show “Parks and Rec”
He should simply word it differently: say that he is reliable and will provide the best health insurance for their future children, the best daycare, and later college for their kids, a house with separate room for each child, and will not expect his wife to do cleaning because hey will hire a maid. The whole family will not suffer financially, and his wife still can work if she wants. Regarding personality, she simply need to find out. Having achievements does not mean that he has bad personality. There are guys with good personality who also happened to have houses paid off because they are hardworking, talented or from wealthy family. There are those with bad personality either... "nice guy" might have good personality, but no athletic body like those "losers" who might be better looking while young but do not take responsibility, taking advantage from women and wouldn't provide even child support. Many women are getting pregnant from losers, this is true
He simply should word it differently and say that he will be a good provider for their future children: best health insurance, daycare bills, and later college expenses, additional rooms in the house for each child, organic food, and of course he will do for his wife and all the family whatever he can, so they would not suffer financially
I grew up on a family farm that's been around for generations. I have two deep freezes filled with different cuts of beef, and there's more where that came from. I also run my own business, live in a home that's almost paid off, and provide for myself. Doesn't look like you have anything to offer.
Ladies! He’s a nice looking guy with a sense of humor, financially stable and you’ll never go hungry. Why does the word “provider” turn some of you off? While you ladies are busying empowering yourselves, you’re missing out on a good guy who sounds like he’d be a great partner in life. When I was a 30 year old professional woman living in New York I met the Texan of my dreams. He is a genuinely good guy - loving, kind and financially well set, but most of all, supportive in what my goals and dreams in life are. I had kissed a lot of frogs by the time I was 30 and I wasn’t going to NOT take a chance and let this guy get away. I took a giant leap of faith and left New York for an adventure in Texas. Forty years later, we have raised a family and are enjoying our grandkids and the good life. Ladies, step outside your comfort zone and take a leap of faith, like I did. By the way, when I met the man that became my husband, I was a vegetarian!
There's just so much to unpack here. I had no idea my marriage was lacking so much beef.
Meat is not sexy .....want to date only a guy with zero lbs. of beef.
Now wait guys, I’m looking for an upgrade or shall I say change of venue. So exactly how much of the 700lbs is designated to your girl? And can I be a stay at home girl or am I required to contribute to this new found paradise. Oh and I do have two small pups. So are pets allowed? You might just be what I’m looking for.
If you think that *that's* what makes you "not a loser", I have a bridge to sell you. Fuckface. Nobody cares about any of that s**t if you're an a*****e (which you are).
I kind of feel bad for the guy, I mean literally everyone is roasting, or making fun of, or teasing him. Sure, he said some trivial things, but he never killed or hurt any of these people (I think), yet all of these people are treating him like he's satan. I guess the lesson is to know about what you post, as your life can turn around in 1 second.
Being a good provider, financially, is a good thing, but it's not the only thing, you definitely need to say some things about who you are, as a person, how would you spend your days after work, with her?, Would you make her laugh?, Would you tell her she's loved?, Would you tell her she's beautiful?, Would you tell her that you are lucky to have her?, This is the type of stuff you need to add to your ad... Maybe these ideas will help you out.. hope so!, Good luck!
I’ve been married for 44 years to the most amazing man in the universe....worth his weight in diamonds!!! He’s a man’s man....retired Army, retired from pulmonary department. He has ALWAYS taken care of our family, opens the car door for me, tells me his loves me several times a day, cooks dinner because I have fibromyalgia.....the list goes on and on. Wake up women and look for a man that will love you forever and ever. They are out there if you look in the right places!!!!!
This man obviously has a beef with women? Or maybe its because he doesn't have a beef with women! Maybe we just herd him wrong.
I literally have so many lbs of beef in my freezer right now. Provided by the love of my life with an amazing personality!!! Really though his brother bought a cow...so much beef.
I feel horribly backwards for not understanding half of the dating terms. I'm going with this is why I'm single and not my only 600 lbs of beef.
This... Just... Lol... You need another 30 lbs to make a 2 lb a day average... The fact that there are people out there who see this guy as some paragon of virtue... *wheeze* I just can't... XD
What did I just read and why have I wasted my time on that... ugh o.O
Next he'll be saying his woman doesn't need to work because he is a provider with a lot of money...
Poor guys complaining about women being too materialistic. Well off people complaining they only go for losers. Almost as if it depends on the person?
WTF do anyone DO with 700lb of beef a year? Does he actually EAT 2lbs of beef a day? Much as I enjoy a steak that CAN'T be good for you..
That's the problem he is trying to solve, I guess. The beef is stacking up. Need someone to eat it with. And to make children with, who then will eat it too.
Load More Replies... I have 700lbs of beef. Beef is what I call my penis... And by lbs I really mean miligrams.
I honestly have not laughed this hard in forever. And also, this guy is very serious about this beef thing. The thing about his original message i found most offensive is the phrase "you women". Don't "you women" me, beef wrangler.
I was thinking why that irked me so, and came to the conclusion that it instantly categorises us as the 'other' and into one homogeneous mass all at the same time. His use of 'You' also carries an accusatory tone. How dare we deny him our company?
Load More Replies... I really like that he's taking the scathing reactions with good humor. That'll probably to up his chances a lot more than this weird beef comment. Seriously - the year had 365 days - the the guy wants to consume a kilo of meat PER DAY??? That's going to make any partner a very young widow.
I. Have respect for myself , and definitely others around me. Maybe this chief should try it sometime. He certainly won’t have to be relying on beef . Just stop please. We all see these men, that belive they are supermen bc they earn and are single . Hmmmm One wonders why .
I have a hat, a saddle, boots and a trained cowpony. No man and no beef are necessary to make me feel whole.
I just giggled out loud at every single comment. Rock on, people of the internet!
I feel like he's kind of stupid, but doesn't seem inherently harmful. He needs to open his mind more, but he doesn't strike me as like... an incel or something, just someone who was raised with dated expectations and hasn't thought about how they might not hold up.
Well he's from Texas. Like with people from Florida, you can already kinda gauge what they're all about. You certainly don't expect a high level of intelligence or enlightenment.
Load More Replies... Hmmmm.....guy is awfully fixated on beef and meat. can we say FRUSTRATED?
What is this man's obsession with beef? Is he trying to compensate for something? (besides a lack of empathy and personality?)
I'm kinda disappointed he didn't have this 700lbs of beef: https://i1.wp.com/www.gaycapetown4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Beefcakes-big-jpg.jpg?fit=800%2C370&ssl=1
Dude, you are luring women with the wrong bait... chocolates, shoes,stories and the craziest passion they´ll ever meet, an interesting life and being of some worth other than stuff...(wink ,wink)
You're way off, too. Women don't want to be 'lured' and won't respond to that. They're not fish that need bait. They're actual people just like you.
Load More Replies... There is no evidence that this man does or doesn't have baggage, but being financially stable doesn't mean you don't have baggage. When all of the women you know don't want you despite your success, it's time to look within.
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