What If Inanimate Objects And Animals Could Speak (39 Pics)

I feel bad for laughing ... but that face the earth has while trying to pop the "zit" is just too funny.

Fly five!

"i feel dead inside"

Awe poor thing. This is why I don't like cut flowers I'd rather have a live plant. No plant corpses. it's what I've always called them.

This is so cute. And now I'm gonna think my toast is doing this every time I make it :-)

What would the umbrella THINK it was for? It's not a parasol.

hours before going to a party.

When you're stuck on the inside of a laned roundabout.

My coffee says "Taste me, drink me, devour me, I want it, too."

... in the eye of the beholder.

Astrophysics in a nutshell.

I thought they were potatoes..

Have you ever thought of why we use perfectly good drinking water to poop and pee in? On that subject, also to spray on fires?

Poop-tatoes!!!

Okaaaayyyy... not a good idea...

Is that Justin Bieber?

more like "Never let me go"...

"That's not flying! That's falling with style!"

Actually its fluorsescenic light, but whatever

Such a passion!

High pressure and low pressure!

A dog calling a human "b***h" has some double meaning and some irony...

Red blood cells just wanna be free

How does a spider bake a cake? I'd be more freaked by super intelligent spiders.

Well at least he is not freezing anymore....

If you love me let me gooooo

How did you get so chubby being a veggie?

me in a group photo where no one is keeping still

Headache!!!!

Yes Dan, shame on you, you careless brat.

Creepy!!! :D :D :D

Destroying earth one human at a time

Should try to get up scramble till he gets tired again, try.. Nap.. Try... Nap

No way there are that many chips inside a lays bag.

That's why we shouldn't do homework.

彼の歯

i've got no strings to hold me down to make me fret or make me frown. I had strings but now I'm Free...There are no strings on me..

"BURIED"

This one's a little sad....

oh nooo...

Salud!