With millions of animal species inhabiting the earth, it's pretty safe to say that the animal kingdom is pretty intense and strange. Believe it or not, there is just so much you don't know yet about our non-human counterparts. For instance, have you ever heard that prairie dogs greet each other by kissing? Or that scorpions glow under UV light?

While most of us love learning this sort of fact, no one can forbid us from creating alternative stories to the already strange world. Because why not? As long as you don't mess with and harm mother nature, there's no one who can stop you from having a little laugh at its tiny creations and the predicaments they get involved in.

Apparently, that's what people who gather in a subreddit called S**ttyAnimalFacts are doing. People pick the cutest, funniest and most adorable videos and photos of animals and pair them with 'facts' that make the whole ordeal too funny to scroll past by. Although no one in any way is stating that these 'facts' are true, a good laugh is guaranteed. Already intrigued? Scroll below to read them!

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#1

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

I_might_be_weasel Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

As they should be.

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#2

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

killerbunnyfamily Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

they're called meow-bots

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#3

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

I no longer need an oven to make my mac and cheese

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#4

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

Kakjes Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

But if you use vegan dishwasher detergent your tiger won't fade as much

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#5

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

various_extinctions Report

Night Owl 1 month ago

That will be hard to clean, especially after it dries in the sun

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#6

In 2005 scientists at Seoul national university managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Sadly... lol XD

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#7

The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

Second-Encounter-NZ Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Awww. It actually looks sad. T_T

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#8

De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws


m0rris0n_hotel Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

"come any closer and say goodbye to Fido.."

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#9

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

Kijafa Report

NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 1 month ago

its a dogger platypus

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#10

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

stormannnn Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

or they're just to cute for their own good..

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#11

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

various_extinctions Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago (edited)

They should go back to lifeguard school

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#12

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

pnewell , yulialeonovich Report

Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 1 month ago

Peek a boo!

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#13

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

killerbunnyfamily Report

Bill 1 month ago

Awful lot of snag marks on those curtains, kinda like my house

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#14

Never underestimate a cat's dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed

pnewell Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Not surprised-

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#15

Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.

I_might_be_weasel Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Kung fu panda turning to Kung fu opossums

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#16

Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch bred the longest cow on earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Surprisingly it's an actual city and I have no clue how to pronounce it

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#17

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

pnewell Report

Rissie 1 month ago

Well, wouldn't you with a body and smile like that?

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#18

After the popularity of the "Longcat" meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

its a kitty-wurm :D

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#19

All royal Canadian mounted police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt "More Canadian" afterwards.

m0rris0n_hotel Report

Night Owl 1 month ago

Well, whatever reduces aggression and calms people down (or reduces them to a puddle of goo from the cuteness)

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#20

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

killerbunnyfamily Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

land urchin now equal = hedgehog

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#21

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

Lyop 1 month ago

Ok. That's an awesome goat.

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#22

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Ok so they be twice as adorable.

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#23

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

various_extinctions Report

Alexandria Rejon 1 month ago

I cant see it lol

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#24

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

etymologynerd Report

Kjorn 1 month ago

or this is a virtual representation of a rhino fart

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#25

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

pnewell Report

NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 1 month ago

ride with us. TO GLORY!

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#26

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

pnewell Report

Laugh Fan 1 month ago

My doggo is not convinced and insists on catching hers daily!

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#27

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

killerbunnyfamily Report

Elizabeth Schuyler 1 month ago

But really it was only like 6 inches

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#28

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

beefchickenwings Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

awwwww i love bears with every fiber of my being!!!!!

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#29

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago (edited)

they now look rlly angry

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#30

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Sonbly Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Don’t pick them off too early D:<

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#31

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

pnewell Report

Laci 1 month ago

Cube Poopers

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#32

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

pnewell Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Cuteness overload <3

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#33

Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

nala simba 1 month ago

Oh so beautiful!

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#34

World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

Endless_Vanity Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

IM STEALING THAT... and dying of a cuteness overload

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#35

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

The guy “hey where can i find a good fish place?”

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#36

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

varric_chestbeard Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Omg NOOOO

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#37

Since criminals begun using trained mice as couriers for sim cards, USB sticks, and drugs, especially in prisons, the FBI has established a feline division in 2005

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

"I HAVE STUBBY KITTY LEGS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!!"

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#38

New field studies revealed that cats with solid black coats prefer Canada geese over cars as mode of transportation for medium distances

soliferry Report

LOttawa 1 month ago (edited)

That's why my 2 black cats go crazy when they hear them fly over our house (going south for the winter or coming back home in the spring). They just want a ride somewhere.

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#39

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

pnewell Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

happy hamster says- ":hEnlO FwEnd"

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#40

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

I knew that grass was fake!

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#41

Cats Can Read

Cats Can Read

killerbunnyfamily Report

Virgil Blue 1 month ago

This person really knows his cat.

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#42

In 2015 a breeding program began injecting water strider DNA into embryos of german shepherds, resulting in dogs that can literally walk on water.

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

Night Owl 1 month ago (edited)

Cool (this just in: Jesus actually walked on ice and not on running water ;) )

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#43

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

pnewell Report

JillVille 1 month ago

OMG they are so cute!! And fluffy! Need to pet these guys!

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#44

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

hotgirIroxy Report

littlesaresare 1 month ago

80% of my security notifications are from moths and 10% are from birds attacking the camera. zD

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#45

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

I_might_be_weasel Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

HAMSTER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

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#46

The Japanese Imperial Guard Has A Unit Of Specially Trained Shiba Inus That Pose As Toys In Royal Nurseries

The Japanese Imperial Guard Has A Unit Of Specially Trained Shiba Inus That Pose As Toys In Royal Nurseries

various_extinctions Report

Ronnel Samonte 1 month ago

this is a good one :)

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#47

Giraffes Evolved Their Long Necks To Help Them Survive In Even The Deepest Arctic Snow

Giraffes Evolved Their Long Necks To Help Them Survive In Even The Deepest Arctic Snow

Mouthmouthmouth Report

FreakOfArt 1 month ago

Why is nobody questioning why there's a giraffe in the snow?

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#48

Magpies Are Masters Of The "Yo Mama" Jokes. Wolfs Hate Those

Magpies Are Masters Of The "Yo Mama" Jokes. Wolfs Hate Those

various_extinctions Report

Rissie 1 month ago

"Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Chewbacca in a headlock."

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#49

Marine Biologist Are Now Tagging Whales, In Hope To Better Understand Their Movements

Marine Biologist Are Now Tagging Whales, In Hope To Better Understand Their Movements

plastictank Report

PaulV 1 month ago

Yo! Yo! Check it out, here are our findings on whale migration patterns, y'all! Drop the (sea)bass!

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#50

Ducks Are Not Animals

Ducks Are Not Animals

killerbunnyfamily Report

Donna Reynolds 1 month ago

I beg your pardon.

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#51

Phone Addiction Therapy Dogs Are Available For Rent Or Hire. I've Rented One For The Next Two Weeks... See You In Mid-April!

Phone Addiction Therapy Dogs Are Available For Rent Or Hire. I've Rented One For The Next Two Weeks... See You In Mid-April!

pnewell Report

Night Owl 1 month ago (edited)

Are there also tablet and TV addiction therapy dogs available? I need one or two

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#52

My Nephew Went To The Zoo And Learned That Walruses Like Hugs Too ... Just Like People.

My Nephew Went To The Zoo And Learned That Walruses Like Hugs Too ... Just Like People.

bacib Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

these aren't very kid friendly hugs...

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#53

Ghost-Dogs Must Eat The Souls Of The Innocent To Regain Their Color

Ghost-Dogs Must Eat The Souls Of The Innocent To Regain Their Color

pnewell Report

Rissie 1 month ago (edited)

That or their owner's weight in Scooby snacks.

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#54

Wolves Are Telepathic But Their Range Is So Weak They Need To Make Physical Contact To Get Their Thoughts Across

Wolves Are Telepathic But Their Range Is So Weak They Need To Make Physical Contact To Get Their Thoughts Across

m0rris0n_hotel Report

@the_bookworm 1 month ago

kyoooooooooooooooot

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#55

In Canada, Due To Predictable Movement Patterns, Moose Are Used As Directional Markers

In Canada, Due To Predictable Movement Patterns, Moose Are Used As Directional Markers

m0rris0n_hotel Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Nearest McDonalds: sharp left at moose

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#56

Zoos Help Baby Rhinoceros Cope With Their Cement Surroundings By Providing Them With Copious Amounts Of Cocaine

Zoos Help Baby Rhinoceros Cope With Their Cement Surroundings By Providing Them With Copious Amounts Of Cocaine

sewthesexy1 Report

Alice Laughs 1 month ago

😂 I can't with these comments.

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#57

Cats Start To Melt At 85° F

Cats Start To Melt At 85° F

killerbunnyfamily Report

European other 1 month ago

Must have been a large cat !

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#58

Commonly Referred To As "God's Mistake," The Tapir Is The Result Of An Unholy Union Of Donkey And Elephant

Commonly Referred To As "God's Mistake," The Tapir Is The Result Of An Unholy Union Of Donkey And Elephant

pnewell Report

Hendra Lim 1 month ago

peppa?

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#59

Ferrets Do Not Exist. It Is A Derogatory Term Used By Weasels To Refer To Weasels Who Have Decided To Live A Non Traditional, Urban Lifestyle

Ferrets Do Not Exist. It Is A Derogatory Term Used By Weasels To Refer To Weasels Who Have Decided To Live A Non Traditional, Urban Lifestyle

I_might_be_weasel Report

Seabeast 1 month ago

Hipster weasels?

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#60

Adolescent Giraffes Are Prone To A Rebellious, Punk Phase And Will Insist "It's Not A Phase, This Is Me Now!"

Adolescent Giraffes Are Prone To A Rebellious, Punk Phase And Will Insist "It's Not A Phase, This Is Me Now!"

GodThesePretzelsSuck Report

nala simba 1 month ago

Suits you, Sir!

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#61

Baby dragons are incapable of making fire, but their instinctual need to destroy villages coupled with dragon strength make them dangerous even at an early age.

dbcspace Report

@the_bookworm 1 month ago

that's a pangolin just so you know

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#62

After Killing Previous Alpha Male Of A Pack, Dalmatian Proudly Wears Its Skin As A Trophy

After Killing Previous Alpha Male Of A Pack, Dalmatian Proudly Wears Its Skin As A Trophy

killerbunnyfamily Report

Tiny Dynamine 1 month ago

Alternatively, certain sub-species of Dalmatians have excessively big ears.

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#63

Ducks Are Tragically Suicidal, And Will Instinctively Try And Drown Themselves. Unfortunately, They Float

Ducks Are Tragically Suicidal, And Will Instinctively Try And Drown Themselves. Unfortunately, They Float

pnewell Report

Night Owl 1 month ago

Just practicing diving

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#64

In Response To Deforestation, Rabbits Have Adapted To Blend Into Their Increasingly Urbanized Environment

In Response To Deforestation, Rabbits Have Adapted To Blend Into Their Increasingly Urbanized Environment

iknowvapetricks Report

Holly Allen 1 month ago

These new phone covers are realistic

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#65

Right after giving birth the mother is too weak too defend from predators so her young form a ‘cyclone of invisibility’ to keep her safe, often going for days on end

nigeybruh Report

nala simba 1 month ago

Very cute! Only, the pink ones look like little sausages on legs. I hope these are pets.

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#66

Foxes Are Just Dogs Running CatOS

Foxes Are Just Dogs Running CatOS

Thumbs0fDestiny Report

Johnny 1 month ago

Ahh, I get it, that's supposed to be "CatOS", i.e. "Cat software running on dog hardware"

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#67

Inside Each Turtle Is The Soul Of A Grumpy Old Man

Inside Each Turtle Is The Soul Of A Grumpy Old Man

pnewell Report

Rissie 1 month ago

That's a well know fact. They are also very, very disappointed in us.

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#68

Squirrels Are Frequently Being Employed As Construction And Groundskeeping Crews

Squirrels Are Frequently Being Employed As Construction And Groundskeeping Crews

pnewell Report

Kjorn 1 month ago

they paid me peanuts

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#69

When A Male Emperor Penguin Stares At His Erection, A Reflection Of His Younger Self Stares Back

When A Male Emperor Penguin Stares At His Erection, A Reflection Of His Younger Self Stares Back

CuttiestMcGut Report

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 1 month ago

That's kinda descriptive

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#70

Manta Rays Travel With A Posse Because Of Their Crippling Fear Of Lonliness

Manta Rays Travel With A Posse Because Of Their Crippling Fear Of Lonliness

pnewell Report

nala simba 1 month ago

Police escort?

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#71

Due To Climate Change And Urbanization Most Squirrels Now Live Underground

Due To Climate Change And Urbanization Most Squirrels Now Live Underground

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

Whatever... 1 month ago

I think this is the one rescued in NY?

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#72

Bears Can Quickly And Easily Be Trained As Expert Caddies, Most Often Employeed By Drug Lords Who Want Protection While Golfing

Bears Can Quickly And Easily Be Trained As Expert Caddies, Most Often Employeed By Drug Lords Who Want Protection While Golfing

pnewell Report

PaulV 1 month ago

For the reason shown in this gif, the PGA has allowed players to opt for the flag to be left in the hole. It's mainly a time-saver. And flag saver.

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#73

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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littlesaresare 1 month ago

For some reason when I was a kid I formulated the theory that there was a really hungry dinosaur that ate all the other dinosaurs and then because there was no more to eat it died. Thus dinosaurs became extinct. Totally sound theory, yep. :P

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#74

Canadian Geese Are Descendants Of The Caribbean Fruit Fly

Canadian Geese Are Descendants Of The Caribbean Fruit Fly

BillClinternet42 Report

NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 1 month ago

ducknana

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#75

This Doggo Is 4th In Line To Be The Queen Of England

This Doggo Is 4th In Line To Be The Queen Of England

jacobeekman Report

Johnny 1 month ago

That's not a dog! That' a cat, you can tell by the whiskers.

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#76

In Case You Didn't Know

In Case You Didn't Know

craig0331 Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

if Aesop has taught us anything its certainly not this.. XD

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#77

Being Highly Social Creatures, Waterdogs Are Particularly Shocked To Find Out They've Been Left Home Alone