With millions of animal species inhabiting the earth, it's pretty safe to say that the animal kingdom is pretty intense and strange. Believe it or not, there is just so much you don't know yet about our non-human counterparts. For instance, have you ever heard that prairie dogs greet each other by kissing? Or that scorpions glow under UV light?
While most of us love learning this sort of fact, no one can forbid us from creating alternative stories to the already strange world. Because why not? As long as you don't mess with and harm mother nature, there's no one who can stop you from having a little laugh at its tiny creations and the predicaments they get involved in.
Apparently, that's what people who gather in a subreddit called S**ttyAnimalFacts are doing. People pick the cutest, funniest and most adorable videos and photos of animals and pair them with 'facts' that make the whole ordeal too funny to scroll past by. Although no one in any way is stating that these 'facts' are true, a good laugh is guaranteed. Already intrigued? Scroll below to read them!
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Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us
21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours
Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil
In 2005 scientists at Seoul national university managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind
The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle
De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws
Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons
Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance
Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards
The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism
After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity
Never underestimate a cat's dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed
Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.
Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch bred the longest cow on earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety
Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence
After the popularity of the "Longcat" meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.
All royal Canadian mounted police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt "More Canadian" afterwards.
One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge
Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations
When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage
Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage
A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.
Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit
Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch
Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger
The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam
If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat
Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity
Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About
World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii
Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F
New field studies revealed that cats with solid black coats prefer Canada geese over cars as mode of transportation for medium distances
Since criminals begun using trained mice as couriers for sim cards, USB sticks, and drugs, especially in prisons, the FBI has established a feline division in 2005
Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies
In 2015 a breeding program began injecting water strider DNA into embryos of german shepherds, resulting in dogs that can literally walk on water.