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Parenting is a journey full of surprises and funny moments, especially when it comes to raising 9-year-olds. They're a delightful blend of curiosity, imagination, and mischief.

At this age, kids are maturing emotionally and becoming more cognitively advanced. They are continuing to grow taller and stronger and may be ready to tackle sports and other physical activities.

So we thought to compile the funniest tweets that encapsulate the rollercoaster ride of living with these little creatures. From their unfiltered honesty to their amusing adventures, you never know what they're going to come up with. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the hilarity.

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LavenderHippoInAJar
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see, baking the cake isn't the fun part -- eating the cake is the fun part.

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M.Kay (He/They)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, don't be concerned, because this is a great idea. Just make sure that you tell your family to invite horrible people that you hate.

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Tricia Burcell
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they have to describe each facial expression by acting it out meticulously, which takes time.

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My oldest used to take extra bags of Starbucks coffee (roommate gets a free pound a week) and started selling them to his friends 🙄 After we discovered it, I noticed I was still missing 3#. He kept them at school - just in case

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James016
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Mother’s Day car my son made at school says “dear mummy, happy Mother’s Day. Can we have chocolate cake?”

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s polite and happy. I’d have mixed feelings about this.

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Mommy Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when my kids are singing, especially when they don't realise they're doing it ❤

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QuirkyKittyGirl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fairly certain mine was 8. I remember it was the same summer he independently assigned himself the Hunger Games books. At eight. The best part was talking to him afterwards, with him pointing out plot holes and comparing this storyline with that storyline, and then throwing a whole different book storyline in there that had a parallel storyline progression. Too bad school forcing him to read things that did not awaken his curiosity nor hold his attention ruined his love of reading that I'd spent nearly a decade fostering and feeding, and watching it grow … it broke my heart.

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Article title: “ Parents Are Sharing Their Unsugarcoated Reality Of Raising A 9-Year-Old In 73 Funny Tweets”. Hey BP editors, since when is a 9-year-old a toddler? XD

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flippin berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that logic, my mum is still a kid. Every story starts with the detailed family history of each character, which is confusing since in my hometown everybody is related to everybody in some way or the other.

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Lou Cam
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people can't generate pictures in their brains. Me, I make homemade movies in my brain everytime I read but finding out my kid can't picture anything and just thinks in sounds is alien to me.

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Mommy Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 yr old: best I can do is sit on your lap while you sit on the toilet, screaming my head of because you threatened to leave me alone with my sister and dad so you could have a private poop

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flippin berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While this is funny, it is also a quite concerning mindset for kids to have.

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Brenda
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toddlerists, they're toddlerists! This is what my son calls his 20 mo. 😆 🤣

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flippin berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is basically the aftermath of 9yo hearing a word at school and not being sure of what it means.

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Rapunzel With The Loced Hair
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was forging at least 4 signatures at 8, my granddad's, my mom's, and 2 if my aunties'. I only ever forged if I did my homework in the morning right before school, cause no one would sign it then. I also signed for my cousin (who was a year ahead of me)

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panther
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I would do that, wear headphones without music, and someone would ask me what I'm listening to, I would say the voices in my head, and then smile.

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AwfullyWaffley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who knows, you might buy them a horse after they ask you for the 79th time…. Maybe the 181st time? Well, the 302nd time is a charm! Right?…

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George Nichols
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assign 1 item per year. So the 9yo should eat like 9 items and not like 1 more than that.

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

7 years between my kids. Oldest got his 1st phone at 15. Youngest got hers at 12 for after school calls to me. Brother, now 19, complained for weeks about how unfair that was. 🙄

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Tricia Burcell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, there is always a chance at happy hour of having to pick something out of something and someone getting into arguments.

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