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People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.

Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating food in any bathroom ever

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Michelle M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, I like to drink very cold Pepsi while doing *the* business.

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Bobert Robertson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Efficiency. Out with the old, in with the new. Or something like that. Gross haha

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did while pregnant and with the baby. Pass the fridge, pick liquid yougurt or cookies, go pipi and eat, go back to bed. all with eyes shut.

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone knows bathrooms are for catching up with BoredPanda posts! ;P

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Kayla Treasure
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this include scarfing down a bag of chips while catching up on gossip in the bathroom during passing period in school?

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boatpotatome
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's this small desk in front of the toilet bowl in my parents' bathroom. Some of my dad's urgent paper works are there. But there are books and magazines too. He can sometimes stay there for more than 30 mins just drinking his coffee and reading. I also sometimes find food wrappers in the trash can there so I guess he snacks there too.

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Patrick McKemie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a waiter, one of my co-workers would order an extra Club sandwich and then go eat it in the bathroom. He didn't just scarf it down either, he chose the stall so he could take his time.

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Terry Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What makes it weird? The only thing that can make it weird is your own thoughts and a herd mentality.

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work with this guy that would take really long shits at lunch, as a result he would take his Caribbean food in the toilet with him, go in afterwards and it smell like a mix of s**t and jerk chicken, it was pretty nasty.

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Houssem Hammami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After reading some of the comments I'm not surprised that we had/still having a pandemic

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Shika Louis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and my brother used to do this when we were little, literally because it was 2am and we didn't want our parents to find out!

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would also add talking on the phone while you go. Please. Don’t. I do not need to know you that well.

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Amy Stone-Chandler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met someone online that kept breakfast foods like cereal/granola bars, boxes of cereal etc under his bathroom sink. That's weird... And gross

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Dio
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work at a shop that sold all sorts of nik-naks among snacks. Sometimes these snacks would get damaged and they'd be put in the staff room for everyone to have. Every year we'd have to hire Christmas temps because the shop would get so busy... Well. One temp decided, that instead of sharing (like we all did), she'd take an entire pack of everyone's favourite snack and go to the staff bathroom to eat it all by herself. Weirdest person we ever had to work with for sure.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would make you feel like a pathetic gross weirdo... For no reason.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

Adventurous_Menu_683 , Haoward Nguyen Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Digging holes in your backyard at night.

Just doing some night digging.

Hydris , Lucas van Oort Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

josiahpapaya , Chad Montano Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

seiryu13 , mettefamily Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

CallumV1694 , rick Report

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers walking around in public with a glass of water from home

Bored_Lem0n , Angelo Abear Report

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The only Plueschopossum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a onion whole, like an apple

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Ali H M Salehuddin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

sirkev71 , Jakob Owens Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

Mother_Than0s , Rhodi Lopez Report

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A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

capnwinky , Amin Hasani Report

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

supra025 , Waldemar Brandt Report

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Robert T
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing silently at night along a forest road.

gutprof , Atharva Tulsi Report

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Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Using both hands to put on Chapstick

colummbina , John and Julia Report

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Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having a stalker wall full of pictures, but instead of a person, they're all of pidgeons.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Flying a kite at night

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LuckyL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's giving me ideas. attach a few lights to it - that sounds like fun

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

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