People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.
Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
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Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.
One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.
It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
Digging holes in your backyard at night.
Just doing some night digging.
I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"
Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle
Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom
Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.
Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you
walking around in public with a glass of water from home
Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.
Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.
blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral
My grandfather had "I will survive" played at his funeral. Confused everyone!
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Only psychopathic if the deceased hasn't asked for it. I'm inclined to request "another one bites the dust" for my funeral. :D
That's what my friend wrote in her will. She wants it played as she's lowered.
My husband's band was playing at an outdoor bar. They get deep into "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" just as a funeral procession of cars drive by any at a snails pace. It was a surreal moment.
oh gods- when i die you all are invited and i want all of you to play this song at different times so like someone plays the next second someone plays and so on and so forth until it sounds echoed and stuff
I think I got pretty close to that, since we both love AC/DC. I owe my thanks to the DJ who chose TNT :)
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I want "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum to play at my own funeral as I'm being lowered six feet under!
You play what the dead person wanted. Doesn't matter what others think
Or Another One Bites the Dust while in a funeral procession. Wait, IS that illegal?
My cool uncle would like this song, and I for one will make sure it happens, he got me into metal, the least I can do is make sure its played at his funeral.
tbh i would ask people to play dead! by my chemical romance when i die lol
I'm gonna make sure this happens at my funeral, even if I have to wake up for a second because no one does it.
The funeral home played Highway to Heaven at my grandma's funeral
Sooooooo my father (very conservative) died and at his funeral services the house next door had heavy metal music blasting during the entire service. I have to say nobody was put off or upset about it except the church people. We all thought it was pretty funny. I know we are weird
A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.
The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.
stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact
Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting
Eating a banana with the skin on
My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.
Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.
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Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?
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In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them
Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.
Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.
That used to be common in the southern US. In rural areas it still happens. I like it. ☺️✌🏾
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Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?
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Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.
Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.
That used to be common in the southern US. In rural areas it still happens. I like it. ☺️✌🏾
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