Husband Tired Of Fighting For His Bed Side, Finds A Genius Solution
Spooning is nice, being crushed to death – not so much. Redditor jonathan881 appears to have solved the everlasting bed wars issue. For just $35.95 he bought a laser and marked the sides of the bed he shares with his wife. Having worked over 15 years in tech has finally paid off.
“In our house there is no debate, ONLY DATA,” writes Jonathan. “I asked whom she thought was the more frequent offender, she guessed 50/50 i’m no noob…this is totally playful, no spite at all. I’m a lucky guy.” Your bed is king size and you still end up on the floor? Maybe it’s time to get a laser, too.
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I agree, two twin size beds equals a King size bed. A simple solution.
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In the last picture you can see the source is placed safely in a way not to make eye contact.
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I'm sorry....what about this makes this guy a "genius"? My 3 yr old niece plays w/ her cat's laser pointer and "cuts" things in half, all the time. This is not new, and it is certainly not worth a published article. Good god. Dumb.
Get two beds dude, that's just hecking freaky for your poor girlfriend
Once she's nudged me over far enough, I get up and climb in the other side of bed.
Idiotic! Why not buy a king size bed &/or place on of those full length body sized pillows between the two?
Idiotic! Why not buy a king sized bed. or place one of those full sized body pillows between the two?
Wife should physically move the bed and get more room. The laser doesn't lie.D
"Wife should physically move the bed" Somewhere else
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Looking at the sun an old wives tail? Don't do it. Don't doubt it. Don't risk it?
You stay on your side and I'll stay on my side wife. and if you cross this red line wifey, the consequences will be severe. XD
I agree, two twin size beds equals a King size bed. A simple solution.
Load More Replies... In the last picture you can see the source is placed safely in a way not to make eye contact.
Load More Replies... I'm sorry....what about this makes this guy a "genius"? My 3 yr old niece plays w/ her cat's laser pointer and "cuts" things in half, all the time. This is not new, and it is certainly not worth a published article. Good god. Dumb.
Get two beds dude, that's just hecking freaky for your poor girlfriend
Once she's nudged me over far enough, I get up and climb in the other side of bed.
Idiotic! Why not buy a king size bed &/or place on of those full length body sized pillows between the two?
Idiotic! Why not buy a king sized bed. or place one of those full sized body pillows between the two?
Wife should physically move the bed and get more room. The laser doesn't lie.D
"Wife should physically move the bed" Somewhere else
Load More Replies... Looking at the sun an old wives tail? Don't do it. Don't doubt it. Don't risk it?
You stay on your side and I'll stay on my side wife. and if you cross this red line wifey, the consequences will be severe. XD
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