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Parents Share Their 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Quotes To Make The World Smile
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Parents Share Their 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Quotes To Make The World Smile

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It’s true, “Kids Say The Darndest Things”, but Ms. Greta takes the trophy for her honest and unexpected pint-sized perspective.

Is that boy on the radio singing a love song? He’s being a little too loud.” – Greta

4-year-old Greta may be the funniest toddler you’ve never seen on the Ellen show (well … yet). Her parents used an app to capture her everyday wit and wisdom, but she’s not the only child with some brilliant sayings – check out this list of hilariously honest notes from kids!

More info: littlehoots.com

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ShroomsGarden avatar
ShroomsGarden
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=

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perfekschon
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.

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DavidL.
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such wise words, especially what she said about Let it Go (we're all sick of it, by now!) and texting while driving

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TinadeRonde
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!

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AnnaSalerno
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.

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TracyM
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's also a website where you can read & submit kid quotes! www.itsybitsay.com :)

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ScottThurmond
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..

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AmritHotta
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loved the one about tummy. She is brilliant if that one's not made up!!

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MjBerman
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a beautiful little soul. Best wishes to your lovely family and to wise greta.

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JodiOrlandoCarpenter
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute. I normally share what I call Bowie's Bathroom Adventures. Stuff my son says while going potty. I should make little memes for that!

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AndersMagrioteli
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's awesome! My daughter, now 20, was an expert of this. Keep it up Greta!

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just laughed until tears. Good stuff. Makes me wish I'd written down more of my kids' similar exclamations. ;-)

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AmrNaiem
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what a way to encourage a child , she's brilliant keep it like that , and beware of school guys.

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cuteness all around!!!!!! *goes out spreading cuteness through showing people this*

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sctntxtn13
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These moments make children worthwhile. :) I miss my siblings being that age

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Jhon Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peoples search short love quotes on daily bases for their loved ones. Many peoples want short quotes for WhatsApp status. Get the best famous short quotes statuses from here. We have inspiring friendship quotes for your friends. Don’t be go anywhere come on our website and watch our massive collections of Hilarious Short Quotes, Short Meaningful Quotes, life quotes.Keep visiting again and again for best short quotes. http://www.allbestmessages.co/quotes/Short-Quotes.php

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Cr4n3
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for sure you ma'am or sir are lucky to have a smart kid. she's adorable ^_^

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ReneeBinder
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of them are ok but nothing that smart. Typical Americans getting excited over not much.

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ShroomsGarden
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=

perfekschon avatar
perfekschon
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.

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David L. avatar
DavidL.
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such wise words, especially what she said about Let it Go (we're all sick of it, by now!) and texting while driving

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TinadeRonde
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!

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AnnaSalerno
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.

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TracyM
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's also a website where you can read & submit kid quotes! www.itsybitsay.com :)

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ScottThurmond
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..

amrithotta avatar
AmritHotta
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loved the one about tummy. She is brilliant if that one's not made up!!

mj_berman_1 avatar
MjBerman
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a beautiful little soul. Best wishes to your lovely family and to wise greta.

jodi_orlandocarpenter avatar
JodiOrlandoCarpenter
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute. I normally share what I call Bowie's Bathroom Adventures. Stuff my son says while going potty. I should make little memes for that!

andersmagrioteli avatar
AndersMagrioteli
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's awesome! My daughter, now 20, was an expert of this. Keep it up Greta!

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RebeccaGedda
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just laughed until tears. Good stuff. Makes me wish I'd written down more of my kids' similar exclamations. ;-)

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AmrNaiem
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what a way to encourage a child , she's brilliant keep it like that , and beware of school guys.

54c1b1131e5c9 avatar
54c1b1131e5c9
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cuteness all around!!!!!! *goes out spreading cuteness through showing people this*

sctntxtn13 avatar
sctntxtn13
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These moments make children worthwhile. :) I miss my siblings being that age

jhonmessy123 avatar
Jhon Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peoples search short love quotes on daily bases for their loved ones. Many peoples want short quotes for WhatsApp status. Get the best famous short quotes statuses from here. We have inspiring friendship quotes for your friends. Don’t be go anywhere come on our website and watch our massive collections of Hilarious Short Quotes, Short Meaningful Quotes, life quotes.Keep visiting again and again for best short quotes. http://www.allbestmessages.co/quotes/Short-Quotes.php

Cr4n3 avatar
Cr4n3
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for sure you ma'am or sir are lucky to have a smart kid. she's adorable ^_^

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ReneeBinder
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of them are ok but nothing that smart. Typical Americans getting excited over not much.

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