Sarit and Assaf Katz, a married couple from Israel, are well aware that kids can drop the funniest wisdom bombs. They have three girls (Scarlet, 13, Roni, 11, and Maya, 7), so as their children were growing up, Sarit and Assaf were constantly hearing their insightful comments. In fact, the couple was so fascinated with them, they decided to tell the whole world about it.

Hence, they created an online project called 'Kids r the best screenwriters' to share their kids' priceless quotes on social media. Their following grew with every upload and eventually their fans started sending Sarit and Assaf unforgettable phrases from their own kids. Some of them were so good, they just had to be featured, elevating 'Kids r the best screenwriters' from a family blog to a worldwide archive.

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Dorothy Parker
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Makes perfect sense.

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"It all started when our eldest girl was about 2 years old," the couple told Bored Panda. "We noticed that Scarlet was very verbal, so Assaf started documenting her first cute sentences in a notebook. Then Roni joined our family and we continued writing down their funny, smart, and naive quotes for our family memory."

Every now and then, Assaf would share their daughters' insights on his personal Facebook profile as well. Relatives and friends of the family loved these posts, so the couple decided to open a Facebook page in order to "show off" all the cool things their girls were saying. However, all of this was in Hebrew. "We didn't think that there were so many parents who also wanted to share their kids' sayings."

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IzzieM
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1 month ago

Aaaaaaw!! Cute

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This was in early 2013. Now Sarit and Assaf get so many submissions, they post two quotes every day. "We are still working on this project because we discovered that it spreads a lot of joy, making people smile, laugh, think, and sometimes even cry," they said. "Today, our Israeli page has 350K followers on Facebook and Instagram."

"Being deep in the COVID-19 crisis, our planet has become even smaller. Since we've all been in this tough situation together, we decided to spread all of the nice things that come from our project with the rest of the world and created its English version," Sarit and Assaf explained. "The first few quotes were translated from our local page but just hours after the launch, we started receiving kids' quotes from parents all over the world."

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ElusiveIntrovert
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1 month ago

My mom told us the same when my sister and I were 5 and 7 and since then whenever she does not respond to mom/maa we start calling her aunty (i know its weird) but she responds, LoL

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As the name of the project implies, Sarit and Assaf truly believe that kids are the best screenwriters. "The most authentic ideas, dialogs and insights can only be delivered by kids –- their special, naive point of view, clean from any assumptions," the couple added. "We want to inspire parents all over the world to listen more carefully to their kids and document their thoughts because one day, the kids would appreciate it."

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

I hear you, Roy! ❤️

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

Poor mom, I guess this is hurting.

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Know your strengths and your weaknesses!

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Tracey Hirt
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Me: “When I was your age, we didn’t have smart phones on long car rides. We talked to each other or played games.” Daughter: “It’s not my fault your car trips sucked, is it?”

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Loophole! 😂

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Chagai is going to grow up to be a great human being! ❤️❤️❤️

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Monika Soffronow
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1 month ago

"Mummy, mummy, come quick! A snake!" This is a week or two after I have explained to Son that if he ever sees a snake, there is no need to be afraid but he should keep at a safe distance and call a grownup. It was a caterpillar.

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Because it keeps shrinking in the dryer. Yep. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

That's how you outsmart dad.

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Well, sure! There’s a bracelet thief on the loose!

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Nadine Bamberger
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1 month ago

At least he's honest about it lol

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

Next time he will ask for a lawyer.

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Awww...I’m sure if he knew you, he would love you!

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Woody
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1 month ago

And actually have PATIENCE

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Vic
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1 month ago

This kid understands.. Dogs are the best medicine..

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Gin
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Dictatorship for preschoolers 😂

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

When my daughter was two, whenever the smoke alarm went off, she would shout, “Supper is ready!” (I have improved so much as a cook since then! 😂)

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago (edited)

Just wants the Mom vibes! ❤️

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

Olivia already wins at Life. ❤️

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Wolfblood Fanatic
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1 month ago

I speak a bit of Chinese so I understand that. "she me?" means "what?"

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Pandasrule
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1 month ago

haha lol ^-^ get burned dad

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Gin
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1 month ago

We do!

WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too)
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1 month ago

its true

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

She's not wrong.

Barbara Baxendale
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1 month ago

Yeah, you can learn to do anything watching YouTube !!

DIsnEYFREAK
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1 month ago

She's very right!

Sue Sanders
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1 month ago

True that . . .

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Victor Botha
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1 month ago

Ben: mind blown

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Tracey Hirt
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1 month ago

I need a band-aid and a boo-boo kiss STAT!

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ElusiveIntrovert
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1 month ago

My sister was in 2nd grade when the teacher asked her how old our granny was and my sister responded "I don't know, 10 years older than God?"

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

Later in life falling asleep is not that easy anymore.

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Woody
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1 month ago

And the dog is my favourite dad!

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