Brutally Honest Parents Share What Would Happen If They Named Kids After The Reason They Had Them, And It’s Hilarious
Parents usually go through hell and high water when choosing a name for their child, so writer and mother Bunmi Laditan has suggested a simple method for handling this difficult task. "If we named kids after the reason we had them, it'd be like, 'Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.'" Needless to say, it caught on, and the Internet responded accordingly.
From 'Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing' to 'Roommate went to Walmart,' kids with names like these wouldn't have to listen to embarrassing stories about how they were conceived; everything would be clear from the get-go. Scroll down to read what alternative names parents have for their kids and if you come up with any, feel free to share them in the comments!
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As a "rhythm baby" (according to my Catholic parents) , "Bad Math" totally cracks me up!
i have a vegas baby, too, and i say the same thing! she was an on-purpose baby, which surprises a lot of people :)
I have an "Antibiotics on birth control" also. I'm guessing there are more than a few that share that moniker...lol
My sister named her kids Savannah, Jaxon and Cheyenne. I asked her if those were the places the kids were recieved.
My son was born in 96 and my husband was Airforce so we had Tricare (insurance). They paid for 99% of the hospital and doctor visits. My pregnancy was normal so there weren't any surprises. If it's the same cost as then and you're in the military- Have them BEFORE you get out!!
Both sound tropical! A flower-tiara that has such an effect, must have had beautiful tropical flowers! Haha
Given my age (I was born in '53) mine would be 'But He Said I'd Be Safe!'
Not sure about my older brothers, but my name would definitely be "Didn't Think We Still Had It In Us, But At Least There's A Girl Now"
Are What if and Why Not twins, or just a long explanation?
"Monthly Missionary"?...What position is your Go-To and is that how you conceive "What do you mean twins"?