Parents usually go through hell and high water when choosing a name for their child, so writer and mother Bunmi Laditan has suggested a simple method for handling this difficult task. "If we named kids after the reason we had them, it'd be like, 'Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.'" Needless to say, it caught on, and the Internet responded accordingly.

From 'Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing' to 'Roommate went to Walmart,' kids with names like these wouldn't have to listen to embarrassing stories about how they were conceived; everything would be clear from the get-go. Scroll down to read what alternative names parents have for their kids and if you come up with any, feel free to share them in the comments!

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riley.girl
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3 years ago

Haha!

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Angel
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3 years ago

HAHA I read that as surprise seat 43 - I was very confused for a minute!

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Laury M.
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3 years ago

That sounds like a well-rounded story. Perhaps next year they's be able to add 'Too Much Tequila Again' to the roster :3

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PyroarRanger
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3 years ago

Oh my XD

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Community Member
3 years ago

Hehe, wait im stupid

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Yvonne Bernal
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3 years ago

Hilarious!

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riley.girl
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3 years ago

So true!

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Helen Burgess
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3 years ago

i have a vegas baby, too, and i say the same thing! she was an on-purpose baby, which surprises a lot of people :)

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Doglova
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3 years ago

I love the last one lol!

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Hawk
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3 years ago

Lol wait soo bc your best friend was pregnant u wanted to be preg as well?

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Phillip Moderow
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3 years ago

... and many of those people would like to RE-name their children to What-Was-I-Thinking or Borat !- I-meant-Borat ! or I-Should-Have-Slept-With-A-Boa Constrictor or Just-Send-Me-To-The-PCS (Penitentiary for the Criminally Stupid) and for those with twins, Dumb-and-Dumber (2008 / 2012). The rest have learned NOTHING.

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gabiru
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3 years ago

The best! :)

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Ashley Stassen
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3 years ago

In the closet? Sounds like the Sims!

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Angel
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3 years ago

Understandably lol

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sh
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3 years ago

Bahahaa!!! Fantastic.

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Joe Sauer
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3 years ago

We talking Magic Mushrooms?

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Angel
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3 years ago

AWESOME!!

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ispeak catanese
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3 years ago

I don't get this one

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Mark tate
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3 years ago

Hey “It Took 2 Years of Trying”, help me get “It Only Takes Once” and “Failed Birthday BJ” get ready for bed!

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Laury M.
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3 years ago

Fun fact: it would seem that babies are actually biologically programmed to some level to reduce the chance of the parents producing another offspring too early, because it could impact their own development / safety.

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Joanne Hudson
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3 years ago

ROFLMAO

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3 years ago

Breastfeeding as birth control? I'm sorry but that's just ridiculous.

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gabiru
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3 years ago

LOLLLL

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UniversalMel
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3 years ago

Taco truck fight?

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Summer Wager
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3 years ago

Those are nearly my kids names!

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3 years ago

I don't understand the "Bad at math" one. Can someone explain?

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BearsKitten
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3 years ago

I have an "Antibiotics on birth control" also. I'm guessing there are more than a few that share that moniker...lol

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gabiru
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3 years ago

Awesome!

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Christian Sanz
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3 years ago

BAD DOVE!

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Mn gooze
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3 years ago

Ah, asian mothers, so honest. Reminds me of my own.

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Helen Burgess
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3 years ago

leon phelps!

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gabiru
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3 years ago

Hihihi, great! :)

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LunasTeam
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3 years ago

"the military's gonna pay for this one" that's where you were wrong

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Barry Parker
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3 years ago

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Haha, it works when you actually pull out! Someone here didn't.

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rainstarr
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3 years ago

haha esp, the last one, mid-western blues

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Kristel Bijnen
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3 years ago

Both sound tropical! A flower-tiara that has such an effect, must have had beautiful tropical flowers! Haha

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Kristel Bijnen
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3 years ago

Wat zwaar, maar gelukkig toch gelukt!

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Monilip
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3 years ago

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People still use Rhythm Method? o_0 There are may Natural Family Planning methods which are as much effecting as pill (more or less) and people still uses Rhythm method...

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gabiru
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3 years ago

Same name as mine!

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Crazy Cow Lady
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3 years ago

I wonder what they ordered?

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Kate Szymanski
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3 years ago

Not sure about my older brothers, but my name would definitely be "Didn't Think We Still Had It In Us, But At Least There's A Girl Now"

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UniversalMel
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3 years ago

Are basements romantic or something?

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rainstarr
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3 years ago

Yes!

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Joanne Hudson
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3 years ago

Are What if and Why Not twins, or just a long explanation?

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Troy Currie
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3 years ago

"Monthly Missionary"?...What position is your Go-To and is that how you conceive "What do you mean twins"?

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Lisa Reed
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3 years ago

lmao- I don't think many people are getting your sarcastic humor. I on the other hand- you are too funny!!!!!!

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LunasTeam
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3 years ago

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"9/11" ... omg people are dying... lets make a baby

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Beatrice Alighieri
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3 years ago

This is getting weird...

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Troy Currie
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3 years ago

How much did you get for doing a guy for Beer Money?

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Jay Weigel
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3 years ago

Mine would be Finally!, He Needs a Sibling, and Daddy's birthday Present.

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