Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, fantastic wine... Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we're doing it the only way we really know how - with pizza jokes.

If you're Italian yourself, you're probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, incomparable love of pasta and a bunch of other Italian stereotypes. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That's Amore. You've probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We're not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for Italian food.

Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation. Show your mama's boy these stereotype examples - hopefully, you'll laugh at it.

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Bob Wolters
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3 years ago

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.

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3 years ago

OMG this is epic

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#3

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Heather Riseborough
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3 years ago

Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.

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Auden Meyer
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3 years ago

Unfortunately the US solution is all too real :(

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#5

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Serena Fleres
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3 years ago

ops :)

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

the difference is subtle

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#7

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Lola Bronchetti
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3 years ago

-police- "Put your hands up" -random guy " DE ITALIAN WAY"

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Jimmy Bennett
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3 years ago

Been there. Part cooked base needs a baking tray.

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Bob Wolters
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3 years ago

These guys are trendsetters you know.

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#10

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Isabel Tamayo
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3 years ago

Oh my goodness hahaha

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Laura Ferretti
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3 years ago

C'mon haha

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Emily Sophie Espersen
Community Member
3 years ago

How?!

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#13

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MaddySquidCat 7
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3 years ago

I've seen this post so many times yet I never realised they were all said by the same person...

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#14

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Allana Rose
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3 years ago

Holy smokes!! That is one huge pizza pie!!

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Lola Bronchetti
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3 years ago

Logini best movie ever

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Cayman
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3 years ago

I spit out my drink on to the screen XD

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#17

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YUZAFFI
Community Member
3 years ago

For all those who cant understand italian, he is saying "Pasta pasta cheese wida tomato and the garlic wida pepporoni pizza" your welcome

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

very stylish!

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Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

:D

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#20

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Angelina Wilkins
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3 years ago

This so stupid and awesome. The best of both worlds!

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#21

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3 years ago

I'll eat my arm off

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#22

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N G
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3 years ago

Just add some pine NUTS and a splash of oil

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#23

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Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

YO! Ima wanna some titty over here!!

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#24

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HauntedForests
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3 years ago

My mouth is currently over salivating. In America you say? Where?

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Lola Bronchetti
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3 years ago

Yummy Pizza Ticket I'd probably want to get pulled over so I could get Pizza

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Lola Bronchetti
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3 years ago

It looks like an animal

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#27

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Manuel Faraon
Community Member
3 years ago

"ottenere selvatici" actually means "to obtain savages" . Don't trust Google too much! ;-)

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Jose Baeyens
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3 years ago

Me likey.....I bringa da sauce !

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Lola Bronchetti
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3 years ago

I'd cut myself to eat my blood

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Allana Rose
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3 years ago

Well maybe not kidnap him but it would shut him up for a while *L*

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Emily Sophie Espersen
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh yes

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
3 years ago

That would be hard

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#33

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Kookie Clown4ever
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

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#34

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Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

This could explain why there are so many large Italian Families :)

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#35

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Kwaku
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3 years ago

I'm gay but this is FUNNY AS HELL!!! hahahahahahhahahhaaaaa

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#36

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PARANOIDANDROID
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3 years ago

no wonder Mussolini lost

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#37

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Laura Ferretti
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3 years ago

Just no

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Kookie Clown4ever
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3 years ago

For a moment couldn't see the cats head

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Lucía Maggi
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3 years ago

The tattoo ♥

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PARANOIDANDROID
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3 years ago

that cheesy meth

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Irene Bocardo Reina
Community Member
3 years ago

that's gonna be difficult to clean

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#42

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3ke
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3 years ago

Hand cramps inevitable

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#43

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PARANOIDANDROID
Community Member
3 years ago

how they draw an italian horse

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Darrien Mae
Community Member
3 years ago

If burgers were lined up saying "USA soldiers ready for battle" I guarantee there would be no Americans taking offense, not even soldiers.

BinaSplit982
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm sure of that. Sometimes my people, proud of their kindness and sociality, forget how to laugh. By the way simone von bianco I could eat pizza 24/7 if my body could. Important is the quality.

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Darrien Mae
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my god it's not like there's pictures of actual dead bodies laying in a field. Y'all need to learn how to take a joke.

Laura Ferretti
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3 years ago

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But this is irrespective to the soldiers who died on the past wars

Laura Ferretti
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't understand why I have so much negative upvotes

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Baron Simone Von Bianco
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3 years ago

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Such a close-minded, disrispectful image. It's like we have pizza 24/7. After 2 a month maybe, for the average italian it's already more than enough. On the other hand, soldiers who fought and died in wars have to be respected as every other country wants their to be respected.

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Tinka Maruu
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3 years ago

Oh! That's where the cop from the previous photo put the pepperoni!

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Isabel Tamayo
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3 years ago

Oh heartbreak! ;(

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Sheridan Skinner
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3 years ago

Memeception

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Michelle Mironenko
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3 years ago

How many people looked it up?

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

at last one without the hand...

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Houssem Hammami
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3 years ago

that's italian fidget spinner

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Allana Rose
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3 years ago

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*YAWN*

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#52

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Mirko Mora
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3 years ago

This is everytime when an italian guy goes out of Italy and eat in a "very italian restaurant"...

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Maryse Delacoure
Community Member
3 years ago

Italian ufo maybe

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PyroarRanger
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3 years ago

*quacks in Italian accent* "DO YOU HAVE ANY NOODLES? BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME!"

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PyroarRanger
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3 years ago

GIVE ME THE NOODLES, OR I SHOOT!

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TheRubyFalcon
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3 years ago

It'd be eaten before bedtime...

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Lillian Chesak
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3 years ago

Again, I googled it

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Laura Ferretti
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3 years ago

Bye I'm going to eat myself

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That Fat Mouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Can I say, the hand one is getting boring. But still funny!

#60

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

I actually wonder if I SHOULD start sleeping like this...

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#61

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

BOI!

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Marzo Florida
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3 years ago

*Insert 'Yo Dawg' meme*

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Andrew Cas
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3 years ago

Not cool sauce Is bubbling

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Kookie Clown4ever
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3 years ago

The second one

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Marzo Florida
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3 years ago

This is when the spaghetti gun comes in handy

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Nele
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3 years ago

Nah, that's how it's really done: https://youtu.be/X2VTHoqwRr0

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athornedrose
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3 years ago

Disgraziatamente. Not the appropriate cup for espresso

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The Italian Turkey Bros
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1 year ago

Us Italian's are just more experienced like that

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

I loved that game! Does anyone still play SSBB (super smash bros brawl)?

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