Bored Panda Is Looking For Top Copywriters To Fight Boredom Together!
We are looking for bored and ambitious pandas who want to write for 30 million bored pandas who read us every month! You’ll be the first to hear and write about what’s happening in the world of art, design and photography, and you’ll interview famous artists and creators.
We’ll be hiring talented all-rounders to write about a variety of topics from arts to animals, and category-only-specialists with expertise and interest in one of these subjects: Photography, Art, Animals, Parenting, Travel, and Humor.
Your typical day will include:
– Writing articles about art, photography and all kinds of interesting stuff that’s trending on the Internet;
– Creating titles that capture the essence of the story and engage users;
– Editing other people’s articles;
We expect you:
– To be a native-level English speaker;
– To have excellent writing and story-telling skills;
– To be experienced with blogging and web content creation;
We’d like to work with all of you, but only a small number of the best pandas will be chosen to work at our office located in Vilnius, Lithuania.
We are looking for bored and ambitious pandas who want to write for 30 million bored pandas who read us every month! You’ll be the first to hear and write about what’s happening in the world of art, design and photography, and you’ll interview famous artists and creators.
We’ll be hiring talented all-rounders to write about a variety of topics from arts to animals, and category-only-specialists with expertise and interest in one of these subjects: Photography, Art, Animals, Parenting, Travel, and Humor.
Your typical day will include:
– Writing articles about art, photography and all kinds of interesting stuff that’s trending on the Internet;
– Creating titles that capture the essence of the story and engage users;
– Editing other people’s articles;
We expect you:
– To be a native-level English speaker;
– To have excellent writing and story-telling skills;
– To be experienced with blogging and web content creation;
We’d like to work with all of you, but only a small number of the best pandas will be chosen to work at our office located in Vilnius, Lithuania.
I was so hoping that one could "work from home." What a bummer...
Me too :(
The native English speaker requirement seems a bit weird. There are lots of people speaking English at a really high level.
There are many non-native English speakers that grasp syntax. Unfortunately, there are many, many more who do not. I took up a freelance gig last month for a woman who said that all I had to do was proofread and format. This was so not the case. And, because she doesn't know the language, or hasn't mastered it, she thought she had gotten what she paid for from the translator. In fact, I stopped taking proof-read gigs without seeing the entire document first, because this has now happened to me, (get hired to proof, but end up editing and translating,) too times. I've even sent work back with uber-clunky phrasing, grammar, and syntax, because the client assured me that they'd already paid for the translation, and all I needed to do was proof. Your money, I guess... But, yeah. I found it a bit xenophobic at first. On the map. Then I walked in the territory. Now I feel different about it.
*too many
Nope, in all the writing I have done this was always a requirement. It's not because you believe you can write/speak at a high level that what you write is correct. It should definitely be a must, I don't want to read articles filled with all sorts of errors.
Totally agree. Being an native English speaker should be a Plus, not a Must.
I hope you guys will find some people ! Keep it up, the website's awesome, good luck =)
I'd LOVE to relocate to Lithuania... only for 2 weeks or so. I wonder if they would consider a "temporary, part-time". Do you think they would pay for my "moving" expenses too?
People recognise your profile pic right away! I'm a huge fan of you! (Ps: I am not a creep, I've just remembered you all the time on bp :))
at stuff! You always have an amazing attitude towards the articles, you have become quite the "senior" here, (at least in my case) and most
Write them an email! I've been on bored panda for a few years and your comments are always bright and cheerful! I'm sure you would write gre
Do you hire writers from other countries as well? Can the work be done online?
Do you hire writers from other countries as well? As in can the work be done online?
I want to. What is the age limit??
My English is way better than most Native English speakers I know lol
Can you work from 'home' without moving? And if you are willing to relocate, will moving costs be covered? Kind of a big jump moving from the US to Lithuania haha.
What's the age restriction?
Hi Virginia, you have to be 18-150 years old
Dangit. I'm 9...
I wish my english was good enough so i could aply :/
Haha I thought we could work from home and then I was halfway through the application form and I saw 'Are you willing to relocate to Vilnius, Lithuania?'. Btw I am only 13 so...
Haha same here ;)
How can we apply?
This article IS the application lol :P If you apply I wish the best! :)
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
i want to be a copywriter but I'm just too young I'm 9 years old :(
How are you even supposed to apply for this?
I think this is an amazing opportunity to go ahead with. But native English speakers and writers are often wired to find. Wide rage of people here speaks English fluently rather then native speakers. And I think , many of them don't know the tactics of producing great content that trend on the web. For this position, I think of people with good peaking and writing abilities will join if they would get a training and guidance in that perticular area. And some work from home might add value to them who can't relocate to Lithuanian. What do you think would they pay off to anyone for their moving expanses if they're ready?
Question: Anyone can write for Bored Panda, but only employees who live in Lithuania actually get paid. Is that correct?
You're really serious about Lithuania? I really wanted to write for you. Oh, well.
I have a page with 46,000 fans Can we be business partners please
<3
The outstanding success recorded so far since we have come on board is basically due to our resolved commitment to put into optimum use and best practices on the field our richly diverse, sound and excellent professional background. Twins Faja Nigeria Limited is one of the leading prestigious fast developing firms in the field of Building Materials. As an hackerone Representative, we have been able to achieve confidence in our job, by providing assistance to those having cyber issues, Our aim is not merely to get the turnover, but also to get total satisfaction of our clients. ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A PROFOUND HACKER? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HARD EARNED FUNDS TO BINARY OPTION SCAM, BITCOIN THEFT and FOREX MISHAPS?, If yes, then your search ends right here. The outstanding success recorded so far since we have come on board is basically due to our resolved commitment to put into optimum use and best practices on the hacking field. We have been the leading prestigious underhanded agency Hac
You planning on tell them if their work isnt good enough? Or will you just leave it in limbo?
My Name is Salvadore Capitano and i been inventing since the 1980s, One of my first inventions was the musical Pacifer i drew it and made a prototype of my idea, back then they did not have computers , so i needed money to do a patent seach and for patent, My father new a man and told me he might be interested and he had deep pockets. I met with mr. deep pockets and sure enough he loved my idea he told me he would fly to china and get a better price to have them manufactured there. It took a couple of months and i finally got a back and he told me he wanted to met up with me that he had somthing imported to show me, I still remember my drive to his office thinking this was it he probally had the first musical pacifier made and wanted to show me. when i arrive there, He gave me a new product magazine and on the cover was my musical pacifier, just like i drew but this one you could unscrew and take apart to wash, So the electronic parts would https://www.newlivewallpapers.com
Good article, thank you very much for posting
I could totally do it ! Is there Anything specific you guys need or want us to write about ?
I am born in England, I would love to help! I am fluent in English and I can put jokes ect into titles to make them pop, and the read laugh till her or she drops or readers eye, with interest, pops ! Do I qualify?
Editor: how does this blog thing work? I'd like to test run my writing skills, pls. Bored Jo
I'm 15 and wanted look into it, guess I can't
I'm a native speaker but I hire non-natives whose English is often better than mine! Funny old world.. LOL
veru good
I think the world is a global village, what's the need of relocating to Lithuania when you could work from the comfort of your trailer
Awww the pandas so cute
Good.thank https://kiralikbahissitem.com
Am here😁😁
I'm looking for a different better paying job...and it would need to be better paying
OMG
I would work for here sounds fun with alot to gain. For employee and employer.
My eyes shined seeing this post however Im actually from Philippines and I was thinking that this will be good if its a work home but its not.
well, you could give a chance to everyone from around the world to help you....but .... eh... it is your choice. too bad. :) I would have loved to write for you guys.
Emailed you guys. Amazing application. But only if you need word Wizards. Very rare, Panda word wizards.
Meee! Are there any age restrictions?
I so wish I could do this I love to write and do these sorts of things
Are you still looking for copywriters?
Where is incredible Panda Julia? I am a fulltime never-boring panda. Pls, for the split of a second forget that I am a Brazilian panda lawyer. I am here to stay. (Where is Julia?)
Hi. I'm just here cause when i was searching panda on the internet i saw ur profile pic!! Luv ????s
http://mszqg.imeigoo.cn/share_global?code=2117981
When is the deadline for applications and when will the successful candidates be contacted for interviews?
If someone would fill-up the form, will they receive an e-mail to notify if they would be potentially hired or be interviewed?
I get bored to see default messages about IOS, how can apply!
I don't have a lot to say about it.
How do I know the application has been sent? Are we supposed to get a confirmation or something?
I'm still waiting for conformation!
Hi Lenhje! You will get an email confirmation. Since we are receiving enormous amount of applications it could take up to 24 hours until you get it.
I too think you and everyone else should receive confirmation on Apps
But I haven't received anything..
Hi! I'd just like to ask what the work would require me to do? I'm a student from the Philippines and I'm interested in working part-time. :) I love Boredpanda! :)
Hi Regina! We just updated this post with more information about daily work. Take a look!
Hi, Regina. We just updated the post with more information about daily work! Take a look!
we love bored panda!!
i also live in the philippines!!
how do we apply
the field titles "add your CV" wont work for me? can anyone help me with this?
Can you tell me what's happening?
This would be amazing. I didn't know Bored Panda is originally from Vilnus :)
....whyyy dont you knowww
Me!
I was actually looking to do some volunteer copy-editing for the experience, if you need any editors.
How can we apply?
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
I'm in! www.cassiclark.com
Please where and how?
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
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6.5 Reasons I Hate Websites like Bored Panda 1. Pictures. Endless perfect high quality colour pictures of stupid hipsters with their interminably meaningless stupid consumerist lives surrounding them in myriad full wall artworks, beloved kooky objects, or just stupid fucking twizzle beards. I hate your happy colourful pictures and look forward to their destruction in the eventual heat death of the universe. Sorry. 2. The titles. Dumbstruck by a utilitarian headline, shell shocked by the mystery of a "you'll never guess what happened next", bewitched by such enticing hyperlinks as "This guy sold all his models to make a big model train". I hate your clickbait, ADD kid focused, suicide /soccer mum targeted idiotic titles which lack exclamation points! And yet. Always read. Like. They should have them! Apologies. 3. The chipper happy attitude. Enough said. Singing out from each sentence is a boundless optimism for the future of the human condition. Even an article on African kids not having enough water to drink is incredibly positive. "With only 29,000 more solar desalination plants required Africas thirsty growing population will be swimming in new potential!" Stock phrases required to bring sunshine to entropy can be "maybe this could be a hot new trend", "an inevitable sign of progress" etc etc. I give up. It just all seems a bit blandly asinine, but maybe, that's just life. Forgive me. 4. The comment section. Suspiciously troll free. Positive and uplifting comments each accompanied by avatars to the left actually purporting to be the face of the commentator. People being nice to each other. Everything suck about web 2.0. Middle aged ladies telling long boring anecdotes only tangentally related to the subject. Eat a crowd-sourced bag of cocks and find something better to do than comment on internet word trash. Penetance. 5. The length and content of articles. Just long enough to qualify as "an article" and not long enough to educate or inform anything more than a picture and a paragraph and a link could have done. Puns have to be PC. Humour must be supportive and kind to the subject matter. No questioning of the fundamental meaninglessness of life is permitted. SELL SELL SELL!!! CLICK CLICK CLICK. CONSUME CONSUMER CONSUMER DEAR FELLOW IP ADDRESS FROM SMALL TOWN TWO MILES FROM WHERE YOU ACTUALLY ARE. Lets face it. The articles are as moribund and lifeless as we are. So I suppose the hatred comes from this fact simply not being acknowledged. Mea culpa. I'm no different. 6. 25 Social media referencing. Ten plus page scrolls of confirmatory twitter evidence is not a compelling read, nor a scientific proof of concept. Such dirges of confirmation bias from a million nobodies means nothing. Needing Facebook/Google to comment just cements the general hells hug chamber vibe of endless positivity and mutual genital frottarge. There's a million sundry group blogs masquerading as some meaningful new wave new age new media zeigeist zenith apoplexical apotheosis of the emancipation of the individual against the totalitarian crowds. Yet that's all bullshit. I haven't got a clue how you make money even if your article on 35 funny looking cheesed goes super mega uber viral. I can't trust anything written as anything other than frothy attention grabbing life waste. I will not be pushing the like, share, or comment buttons. I do not have Facebook. And I definitely don't want to write for such a cesspit website. Not even for 1300 after tax. No. Maybe 2500, but even then, I'd have to think about it. Bored Panda's all over the Internet need to go extinct. Come on global warming.
6.5 reasons I hate websites like BoredPanda 1. Pictures. Endless perfect high quality colour pictures of stupid hipsters with their interminably meaningless stupid consumerist lives surrounding them in myriad full wall artworks, beloved kooky objects, or just stupid fucking twizzle beards. I hate your happy colourful pictures and look forward to their destruction in the eventual heat death of the universe. Sorry. 2. The titles. Dumbstruck by a utilitarian headline, shell shocked by the mystery of a "you'll never guess what happened next", bewitched by such enticing hyperlinks as "This guy sold all his models to make a big model train". I hate your clickbait, ADD kid focused, suicide /soccer mum targeted idiotic titles which lack exclamation points! And yet. Always read. Like. They should have them! Apologies. 3. The chipper happy attitude. Enough said. Singing out from each sentence is a boundless optimism for the future of the human condition.
I was so hoping that one could "work from home." What a bummer...
Me too :(
The native English speaker requirement seems a bit weird. There are lots of people speaking English at a really high level.
There are many non-native English speakers that grasp syntax. Unfortunately, there are many, many more who do not. I took up a freelance gig last month for a woman who said that all I had to do was proofread and format. This was so not the case. And, because she doesn't know the language, or hasn't mastered it, she thought she had gotten what she paid for from the translator. In fact, I stopped taking proof-read gigs without seeing the entire document first, because this has now happened to me, (get hired to proof, but end up editing and translating,) too times. I've even sent work back with uber-clunky phrasing, grammar, and syntax, because the client assured me that they'd already paid for the translation, and all I needed to do was proof. Your money, I guess... But, yeah. I found it a bit xenophobic at first. On the map. Then I walked in the territory. Now I feel different about it.
*too many
Nope, in all the writing I have done this was always a requirement. It's not because you believe you can write/speak at a high level that what you write is correct. It should definitely be a must, I don't want to read articles filled with all sorts of errors.
Totally agree. Being an native English speaker should be a Plus, not a Must.
I hope you guys will find some people ! Keep it up, the website's awesome, good luck =)
I'd LOVE to relocate to Lithuania... only for 2 weeks or so. I wonder if they would consider a "temporary, part-time". Do you think they would pay for my "moving" expenses too?
People recognise your profile pic right away! I'm a huge fan of you! (Ps: I am not a creep, I've just remembered you all the time on bp :))
at stuff! You always have an amazing attitude towards the articles, you have become quite the "senior" here, (at least in my case) and most
Write them an email! I've been on bored panda for a few years and your comments are always bright and cheerful! I'm sure you would write gre
Do you hire writers from other countries as well? Can the work be done online?
Do you hire writers from other countries as well? As in can the work be done online?
I want to. What is the age limit??
My English is way better than most Native English speakers I know lol
Can you work from 'home' without moving? And if you are willing to relocate, will moving costs be covered? Kind of a big jump moving from the US to Lithuania haha.
What's the age restriction?
Hi Virginia, you have to be 18-150 years old
Dangit. I'm 9...
I wish my english was good enough so i could aply :/
Haha I thought we could work from home and then I was halfway through the application form and I saw 'Are you willing to relocate to Vilnius, Lithuania?'. Btw I am only 13 so...
Haha same here ;)
How can we apply?
This article IS the application lol :P If you apply I wish the best! :)
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
i want to be a copywriter but I'm just too young I'm 9 years old :(
How are you even supposed to apply for this?
I think this is an amazing opportunity to go ahead with. But native English speakers and writers are often wired to find. Wide rage of people here speaks English fluently rather then native speakers. And I think , many of them don't know the tactics of producing great content that trend on the web. For this position, I think of people with good peaking and writing abilities will join if they would get a training and guidance in that perticular area. And some work from home might add value to them who can't relocate to Lithuanian. What do you think would they pay off to anyone for their moving expanses if they're ready?
Question: Anyone can write for Bored Panda, but only employees who live in Lithuania actually get paid. Is that correct?
You're really serious about Lithuania? I really wanted to write for you. Oh, well.
I have a page with 46,000 fans Can we be business partners please
<3
The outstanding success recorded so far since we have come on board is basically due to our resolved commitment to put into optimum use and best practices on the field our richly diverse, sound and excellent professional background. Twins Faja Nigeria Limited is one of the leading prestigious fast developing firms in the field of Building Materials. As an hackerone Representative, we have been able to achieve confidence in our job, by providing assistance to those having cyber issues, Our aim is not merely to get the turnover, but also to get total satisfaction of our clients. ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A PROFOUND HACKER? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HARD EARNED FUNDS TO BINARY OPTION SCAM, BITCOIN THEFT and FOREX MISHAPS?, If yes, then your search ends right here. The outstanding success recorded so far since we have come on board is basically due to our resolved commitment to put into optimum use and best practices on the hacking field. We have been the leading prestigious underhanded agency Hac
You planning on tell them if their work isnt good enough? Or will you just leave it in limbo?
My Name is Salvadore Capitano and i been inventing since the 1980s, One of my first inventions was the musical Pacifer i drew it and made a prototype of my idea, back then they did not have computers , so i needed money to do a patent seach and for patent, My father new a man and told me he might be interested and he had deep pockets. I met with mr. deep pockets and sure enough he loved my idea he told me he would fly to china and get a better price to have them manufactured there. It took a couple of months and i finally got a back and he told me he wanted to met up with me that he had somthing imported to show me, I still remember my drive to his office thinking this was it he probally had the first musical pacifier made and wanted to show me. when i arrive there, He gave me a new product magazine and on the cover was my musical pacifier, just like i drew but this one you could unscrew and take apart to wash, So the electronic parts would https://www.newlivewallpapers.com
Good article, thank you very much for posting
I could totally do it ! Is there Anything specific you guys need or want us to write about ?
I am born in England, I would love to help! I am fluent in English and I can put jokes ect into titles to make them pop, and the read laugh till her or she drops or readers eye, with interest, pops ! Do I qualify?
Editor: how does this blog thing work? I'd like to test run my writing skills, pls. Bored Jo
I'm 15 and wanted look into it, guess I can't
I'm a native speaker but I hire non-natives whose English is often better than mine! Funny old world.. LOL
veru good
I think the world is a global village, what's the need of relocating to Lithuania when you could work from the comfort of your trailer
Awww the pandas so cute
Good.thank https://kiralikbahissitem.com
Am here😁😁
I'm looking for a different better paying job...and it would need to be better paying
OMG
I would work for here sounds fun with alot to gain. For employee and employer.
My eyes shined seeing this post however Im actually from Philippines and I was thinking that this will be good if its a work home but its not.
well, you could give a chance to everyone from around the world to help you....but .... eh... it is your choice. too bad. :) I would have loved to write for you guys.
Emailed you guys. Amazing application. But only if you need word Wizards. Very rare, Panda word wizards.
Meee! Are there any age restrictions?
I so wish I could do this I love to write and do these sorts of things
Are you still looking for copywriters?
Where is incredible Panda Julia? I am a fulltime never-boring panda. Pls, for the split of a second forget that I am a Brazilian panda lawyer. I am here to stay. (Where is Julia?)
Hi. I'm just here cause when i was searching panda on the internet i saw ur profile pic!! Luv ????s
http://mszqg.imeigoo.cn/share_global?code=2117981
When is the deadline for applications and when will the successful candidates be contacted for interviews?
If someone would fill-up the form, will they receive an e-mail to notify if they would be potentially hired or be interviewed?
I get bored to see default messages about IOS, how can apply!
I don't have a lot to say about it.
How do I know the application has been sent? Are we supposed to get a confirmation or something?
I'm still waiting for conformation!
Hi Lenhje! You will get an email confirmation. Since we are receiving enormous amount of applications it could take up to 24 hours until you get it.
I too think you and everyone else should receive confirmation on Apps
But I haven't received anything..
Hi! I'd just like to ask what the work would require me to do? I'm a student from the Philippines and I'm interested in working part-time. :) I love Boredpanda! :)
Hi Regina! We just updated this post with more information about daily work. Take a look!
Hi, Regina. We just updated the post with more information about daily work! Take a look!
we love bored panda!!
i also live in the philippines!!
how do we apply
the field titles "add your CV" wont work for me? can anyone help me with this?
Can you tell me what's happening?
This would be amazing. I didn't know Bored Panda is originally from Vilnus :)
....whyyy dont you knowww
Me!
I was actually looking to do some volunteer copy-editing for the experience, if you need any editors.
How can we apply?
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
I'm in! www.cassiclark.com
Please where and how?
Oops! Turns out the form was not loading properly on iOS. We fixed it now - feel free to apply :)
hello this photoadking website is amazing social media graphics get to visit this website. ticket templates movie ticket templates event ticket templates raffle ticket templates concert ticket templates calendar templates classroom calendar template birthday calendar templates birthday calendar templates coun
hello this photoadking website is amazing social media graphics get to visit this website. ticket templates movie ticket templates event ticket templates raffle ticket templates concert ticket templates calendar templates classroom calendar template birthday calendar templates birthday calendar templates
6.5 Reasons I Hate Websites like Bored Panda 1. Pictures. Endless perfect high quality colour pictures of stupid hipsters with their interminably meaningless stupid consumerist lives surrounding them in myriad full wall artworks, beloved kooky objects, or just stupid fucking twizzle beards. I hate your happy colourful pictures and look forward to their destruction in the eventual heat death of the universe. Sorry. 2. The titles. Dumbstruck by a utilitarian headline, shell shocked by the mystery of a "you'll never guess what happened next", bewitched by such enticing hyperlinks as "This guy sold all his models to make a big model train". I hate your clickbait, ADD kid focused, suicide /soccer mum targeted idiotic titles which lack exclamation points! And yet. Always read. Like. They should have them! Apologies. 3. The chipper happy attitude. Enough said. Singing out from each sentence is a boundless optimism for the future of the human condition. Even an article on African kids not having enough water to drink is incredibly positive. "With only 29,000 more solar desalination plants required Africas thirsty growing population will be swimming in new potential!" Stock phrases required to bring sunshine to entropy can be "maybe this could be a hot new trend", "an inevitable sign of progress" etc etc. I give up. It just all seems a bit blandly asinine, but maybe, that's just life. Forgive me. 4. The comment section. Suspiciously troll free. Positive and uplifting comments each accompanied by avatars to the left actually purporting to be the face of the commentator. People being nice to each other. Everything suck about web 2.0. Middle aged ladies telling long boring anecdotes only tangentally related to the subject. Eat a crowd-sourced bag of cocks and find something better to do than comment on internet word trash. Penetance. 5. The length and content of articles. Just long enough to qualify as "an article" and not long enough to educate or inform anything more than a picture and a paragraph and a link could have done. Puns have to be PC. Humour must be supportive and kind to the subject matter. No questioning of the fundamental meaninglessness of life is permitted. SELL SELL SELL!!! CLICK CLICK CLICK. CONSUME CONSUMER CONSUMER DEAR FELLOW IP ADDRESS FROM SMALL TOWN TWO MILES FROM WHERE YOU ACTUALLY ARE. Lets face it. The articles are as moribund and lifeless as we are. So I suppose the hatred comes from this fact simply not being acknowledged. Mea culpa. I'm no different. 6. 25 Social media referencing. Ten plus page scrolls of confirmatory twitter evidence is not a compelling read, nor a scientific proof of concept. Such dirges of confirmation bias from a million nobodies means nothing. Needing Facebook/Google to comment just cements the general hells hug chamber vibe of endless positivity and mutual genital frottarge. There's a million sundry group blogs masquerading as some meaningful new wave new age new media zeigeist zenith apoplexical apotheosis of the emancipation of the individual against the totalitarian crowds. Yet that's all bullshit. I haven't got a clue how you make money even if your article on 35 funny looking cheesed goes super mega uber viral. I can't trust anything written as anything other than frothy attention grabbing life waste. I will not be pushing the like, share, or comment buttons. I do not have Facebook. And I definitely don't want to write for such a cesspit website. Not even for 1300 after tax. No. Maybe 2500, but even then, I'd have to think about it. Bored Panda's all over the Internet need to go extinct. Come on global warming.
6.5 reasons I hate websites like BoredPanda 1. Pictures. Endless perfect high quality colour pictures of stupid hipsters with their interminably meaningless stupid consumerist lives surrounding them in myriad full wall artworks, beloved kooky objects, or just stupid fucking twizzle beards. I hate your happy colourful pictures and look forward to their destruction in the eventual heat death of the universe. Sorry. 2. The titles. Dumbstruck by a utilitarian headline, shell shocked by the mystery of a "you'll never guess what happened next", bewitched by such enticing hyperlinks as "This guy sold all his models to make a big model train". I hate your clickbait, ADD kid focused, suicide /soccer mum targeted idiotic titles which lack exclamation points! And yet. Always read. Like. They should have them! Apologies. 3. The chipper happy attitude. Enough said. Singing out from each sentence is a boundless optimism for the future of the human condition.