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The average time spent by recruitment managers for analyzing a resume for a job position is 5 to 7 seconds. So let's say you're one of the lucky ones who caught their attention. What's next? Sweaty hands, racing heart, restless legs... In short, a job interview. Sure, you could've done your homework beforehand to save you some sweat, but hey, looking for a job is the best place for some improv, right? Sadly, no.

Whether you're crapping your pants while waiting to be evaluated or recovering from another epic fail, it's probably best to stop obsessing about it. And what better way to accept your job search shortcomings than realizing there are many more who are going through the exact same thing? Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously funny memes that perfectly sum up every job interview ever, and it's just what you need to ease the pain. Lame jokes, spacing out, you name it, we've got it all. So relax, continue scrolling, and enjoy the best memes!

Aha, you say after checking out our refined selection of memes, I'm chill and collected, now what? Well, there are things you can do straight away that can elevate you above other applicants. First of all, research the industry and company you're trying to get into. According to Experis, an organization that specializes in employment services, an interviewer is likely to ask how you perceive their company's position in its industry, who the firm's competitors are, what its competitive advantages are, and how it should best go forward.

Next off, clarify your selling points and the reasons you want the job. "Prepare to go into every interview with three to five key selling points in mind such as what makes you the best candidate for the position," Experis wrote. "Have an example of each selling point prepared ('I have good communication skills. For example, I persuaded an entire group to ...'). And be prepared to tell the interviewer why you want that job – including what interests you about it, what rewards it offers that you find valuable, and what abilities it requires that you possess." This way, you present yourself as someone who is really, really interested in the job and worthy of an offer despite lacking something others might have.

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Also, try to come up with a few questions for the interviewer that demonstrate your knowledge of the company as well as your motivation. Interviewers always give a chance to ask them if there's anything you'd like to know and no matter what, you should make use of this opportunity. Responding with, "No, not really," may give out the impression that you're not that interested in the job or the company. If you're stuck, however, and can't come up with something specific, consider using the classic, "If you could design the ideal candidate for this position from the ground up, what would he or she be like?"

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rai mei
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same, man, same... i work cause i want to eat and cook delicious foods

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DK Global Recruitment said that the average length of an interview is about 40 minutes but 33% of 2000 surveyed recruiters claimed that they know within the very first 90 seconds of the interview if they will recruit the candidate. In the same survey, managers mentioned the following mistakes as some of the major reasons why they might reject someone:

  • 70% indicated applicants were too trendy while attending an interview.
  • 67% mentioned that the candidates were unable to make eye contact.
  • 55% because of the way the jobseeker walked through the door.
  • 47% of the times candidates didn’t have any information about the company they are applying for.
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Job Interview Memes

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How much experience do you have as a carrier pigeon? " "Are you kidding, man? I worked for Noah."

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30 Of The Funniest Job Interview Memes Ever

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The joke is quite good; it distract from who ridiculous the stock photo is!

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Panda Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What they are looking for is someone who is an expert at a what they do, but too inexperienced to question what their bosses are doing.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too trendy? Walked through the door wrong? *nervous breakdown*

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Young And Experienced

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same exact time that it takes to come up with a snappy comeback when someone insults you.

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Honest Advice

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Andile
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there were people this nice out there... maybe we'd all be unemployed though

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Père Noël
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never. Never come to France, it will be probably lower ;) A lot of graduate are in difficulties to get a job. Too expensive, they say... Or it's just the minimum level expected. ;)

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Amina Hays
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm English but even I know that's an incredibly obscene wage for someone with a masters degree. It's so insulting.

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the f**k, I didn't go to university for five years and be thousands of dollars in student debt only to be paid 15 dollars an hour

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Jana Rúčková
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but imagine yourself in same situation when you work in Slovakia (in European Union) and have only 4 euros per hour

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Karin Morris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a TRUE story. I've been looking for a new job for a year now and I have seen this countless times. I have 15 years of experience also and I have been offered $11 an hour. I literally hung up on that person

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Craig Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before most likely. Also, pretty common in the U.S. for a job to request a masters or bachelors degree with little pay. It's only going to get worse going forward as colleges demand more money, and jobs have more desperate job seekers.

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Fitria Evadeni
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Indonesia it's totally a lot of cash i guess. Our minimum salary is 15 USD for a day (8 hours). So I can't relate with this picture 😂. With this salary in Indonesia you can buy a new house and new car in 1-2 years. Cash.

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Mark Kelly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pfft glad I'm in Canada. I lift stuff and get $18 an hour.

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Jessica Temple
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes. I went to school to get my bachelors, and this is exactly what I'm facing. can't even afford to pay my student loans and buy food, gas or housing on the pay they offer.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a lot of creative ways to default on your loans. Check out the subreddit r/studentloandefaulters

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Susie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely don't have a master's, but as someone doing full time in-house graphic design for roughly that amount, I feel this on a spiritual level.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The application didn't specify what area their master's degree should be in. On the plus side, those with useless master's degrees in philosophy and medieval poetry have a shot at employment at least.

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Kanga9ine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it does say minimum. Just tell them you only work for maximum and ask to see the interviewer's degree. And paystub. Or I'm calling mom.

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Sanawar Hussain
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im an Engineering graduate and worked as a part time android developer basically if someone works 8 hrs a day on this job they'll earn roughly 120 dollars a day which is more than what i earned from my job in whole month that is around 80 dollars

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sunshine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter the job, no matter the interviewee's education or skills, all company recruiters look for a candidate willing to accept the lowest salary and benefits... it's all about the bottom line/profits!

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Dude
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ideal candidate would have a PhD, work 3 different jobs and be quite happy with 10 $/hour. Maybe it's too optimistic to expect to find someone who fits in this description, but hey let's try.

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P Allen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine trying to pay off a masters-level education, plus pay your rent on $15.29/hr. Better off driving Uber/Lyft...

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meapthealien
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The salary for 8 hours of work is more than monthly minimum wage in my country.So this makes me very confused

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chi-wei shen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming this is 15.29 US Dollar you also have to take into account the costs of living in the United States which makes it a very low salary for someone with a master's degree.

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Xavier Wescott
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I may be naive to the job world, but I'm assuming this is bad and ridiculous.

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Libby Shaw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, no. Run like the building is on fire away from that company.

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Lina
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, a person from Eastern Europe with a Master's degree, this salary sounds extremely good (if you live in Europe). But, of course, our education is not crazily expensive as in the US and our prices are not like there (I guess). I haven't been to the US, so my impression of these comes from the TV...

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Joannie Goulet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be looking for a graphic designer. That's common in our field. -_-

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It happens. I've been a bookkeeper for over 25 years, but don't have a degree in accounting - which you have to have in order to become a CPA (even though I have also worked as a corporate controller). When asked the difference between a bookkeeper and an accountant I usually say "about $60 an hour".

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Belinda Crum
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it does say "minimum " which is the lowest you will start at, so maybe you might make more than that.

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Kiro
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Master's Degrees. What are they good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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L McN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh look! It's my employer! I have a BS, that they must think is pure BS.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Murrika. Where the job market is juuuuust fiiiiiine....

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Mascha Claessens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno, but I think even getting paid by the hour is weird for a job that requires a Master's degree... I'd prefer a monthly salary by the time I get to this stage. Just finished my master's degree and I finally found a job that's not paying me by the hour... :P

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Mascha Claessens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Btw. that new job will be paying (before subtracting taxes etc.) around €2700/month for a fulltime job. That's not even THAT much more than $15/hour. ;) Not in the US though, in western Europe.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s too bad people are so desperate that they can’t boycott this b******t or unionize. I would sell my plasma before I worked for so little pay. That s**t is f*****g RIDICULOUS.

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Marko Ilic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not come from an English speaking country so my best guess is that this amount per hour is much smaller then it should be, right?

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waaaaaay smaller than it should be. I just graduated with my Master’s degree, and am having a really hard time finding a job. So far, the only response I’ve had is from a temp agency I signed up with out of desperation. I am very hireable, if I can get an interview, and should be starting out somewhere close to $50,000.00/year (about $24 to $25 per hour) with my credentials and related experience. But it looks like I’ll be temping as a placeholder job just to keep money coming in, and sending my resume everywhere for a while before I finally get a bite on the kind of job I should have. And don’t get me started on entry level suddenly meaning 4-8 years direct experience...

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Višnja Briškulić Trešetić
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's twice the salary proffesors have in Croatia. I guess this joke flew over this country.

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Amoureuse
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that even real? I only have two bachelor's and I get roughly twice the amount? I get almost the same wage at my summer job and I don't have any papers for that, only experience. Well, the living expenses are quite high here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on your job. I made more than that at a job where no degree was even required.

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kicca
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just to have an idea..what's minimum wage in the US? and what would be a fair wage for someone with a master degree?

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heart.in.southwest
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

US minimum wage is $7.25, but many areas with higher cost of living have higher minimums. San Francisco has a minimum of $15/hr, but the average 1 bedroom apartment is $3600/month.

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It does say “minimum.” You are paid what you’re worth. You don’t like it? Do something else.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm pretty weird, we should probably ease into that over time...."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can be a good idea to break the ice if the interviewer looks cool.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely hate this question when I get it in an interview! It's not that I don't have a plan in life, but Ive learned that life doesn't intend to fulfill its part of the bargain.

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