Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!
They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.
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Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS
My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!
USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words
Now, the fact of the matter is, far from every delivery driver out there is a jerk. Most of them are decent people who do their duty; otherwise, the entire delivery system would collapse. Yet once in a while, people manage to take photos or film real jerks on the job who don’t respect anyone but themselves.
This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself
UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building
The building I lived in had a strict hoa and i had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. this was a relief to see.
I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?
Adam Lapetina writes on Thrillist what being a delivery driver is really like. According to him, it’s “one of the more underappreciated gigs in the service industry,” it’s fast-paced, and it can drive away those who can’t handle the pressure.
Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...
Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings
My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me
Delivery drivers have some perks. Depending on where you live, sometimes police officers avoid giving delivery drivers tickets for speeding if they’re rushing to get food to a ravenous customer. However, someone being hungry isn’t a good excuse to speed: it’s dangerous and puts everyone at risk. Not even pizza’s worth getting into an accident over.
Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today
The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...
UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning
Furthermore, delivery drivers tend to have a lot of ‘me’ time on their hands, which means getting to know yourself much, much better over the course of your day job. It sounds like the perfect gig if you’re feeling a bit lost in life and need to think things over while getting paid. Just remember to act in the same way you’d expect others to act with you. And don’t eat lick your customers’ spoons.
P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS
Special Delivery
I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k
This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out
Sipping The Drink Before Delivery
The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring
Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony
Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx
Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle
Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag
I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not
The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)
Special Delivery
UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery
Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...
After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help
Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover
Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell
Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!
My Book Was Delivered Today...
Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van
This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today
The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side
The Way My Package Was Delivered
How My Apple Cider Arrived Today...
When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo
It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot
Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither
Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged
The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery
Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything
How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered
Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller
When I refused to take the food because she delivers it out of a dirty bag pushing a baby stroller with two kids she said "I don't give a f***". And after this all customer service refused to give me my money back
Thank You United States Postal Service For Kindly Folding My Art Prints In Half So That They Fit In My Mailbox
Only My Boyfriends Certification He Worked Months On. Thats All. F*** You USPS
also you can get credit card sized copies of your certs with comp tia :-)
This Package Was Delivered To My House
Thanks USPS
How My Boxes Got Delivered Today.
Opened And Taped? Did Someone Really Need To Know What My Mail Said? USPS Makes Me Wish Mail Delivery Would Go Back To Messengers On Horseback
So FedEx Delivered My New TV ..
UPS Delivered My TV So You Can't Open The Door Far Enough To Get Out Without Knocking Down The TV
Thanks USPS
In reply to "Monday" saying they don't get paid enough to deliver it dry...umm considering they make an average of almost $52k a year (almost $25 an hour) I'd say that YES THEY DO GET PAID ENOUGH TO GIVE A RIP!! Some are just lazy and choose not too obviously
Mailman Consistently Folds & Jams Magazines In Box, Ignores Rack Directly Below
The Way My Son’s School Supplies Were Packed And Delivered
I Had To Unpack Them Outside
My Amazon Package Arrived Covered In Peanut Butter. Also A Day Late
Thanks Amazon Delivery Service. Guess You Didn't Want To Walk The Extra 8 Feet In The Rain
I once had a delivery of ~15 textbooks left one metre away from the sheltered porch, in the rain. I swear they go out of their way to be a******s.
Poker Face Of The Year Award Goes To The Delivery Guy Who Took Our Money And Left Before We Opened It
Bought A Ps4 Slim Online. FedEx Driver Must Have Felt Real Smart Leaving It In The Backyard. In The Rain. With 3 Dogs
Well, you can't honestly expect somebody to deliver something with three loose dogs in the yard.
Evidently Ace Ventura Delivers My Mail
Good Job FedEx, No One Will Suspect A Thing
Doordash Driver Eating Customer’s Food
It sucks that these people give the company a bad rep. THERE ARE GOOD DRIVERS OUT THERE!!!
The Food Delivery I Received Last Night :(
When You Just Want A Nice Cake For Your Birthday, But The Delivery Guy Has Other Plans
How USPS Delivered My Held Mail After Being Out Of Town For The Holidays
The Delivery Man Delivers Pizzas Under His Arm...
UPS Delivering A Package Like This
Deliveries
The stacking info is there for crating systems when these are being palletized for large shipments. At the consumer level, there should be another notice on the box about how many can be stacked on top of each other without damage.
FedEx Don't Care At All When Delivering Packages. Glad I Made It Home Before They Had A Chance To Get Stolen
Well to be honest this sign is a bit like warning the thieves too :/
Was So Happy To Finally Get A 55in 4ktv Opened The Box, Plugged It In And Turned It On Just To See This. Thanks FedEx
Delivery Drivers At The Pizza Place I Worked At Gave Zero F. Found In A Delivery Bag
My Delivery Pizza
To Skip A Milk Delivery
Do You Know How Pizza Works Mr. Delivery Man? It Should Be Held Parallel To The Ground, Not Perpendicular
Monika that literally makes no sense, why would I destroy a pizza I paid for just to get a "second" one for free? it wouldn't be a second one if the first one is so f****d up its beyond pizza anymore.
Pos Admits To Eating Peoples Doordash Deliverys
Inside Of One Of The Delivery Drivers Truck I Worked With
"This'll Be Perfectly Hidden Right Here." -The FedEx Guy
Eh, I think this could've been a lot worse. Request a pick up if you order something this big and don't want it sitting out. There's really no place else to put it.
Thanks Amazon! There Is A Deck Box 8 Feet Away From Here For Deliveries, But They Love To Put It In Front Of The Garage Door. Only Amazon Deliveries. UPS And USPS Put Them In The Deck Box Every Time
How FedEx Delivered My Monitor While I Wasn't Home
How USPS Delivered My Package
How UPS "Delivered" My Package
My Mom Ordered One Of My Little Brothers Biggest Gifts For Christmas, Amazon Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Send It With Absolutely No Box And Have It Delivered To The Front Of Her House, Completely Spoiling The Surprise
That's not the delivery guys fault, though. And really weird - who would risk that damage??
Thanks UPS Delivery Guy For Masterfully Thwarting Any Potential Crime
I don't understand why people keep ordering stuff when they are not home to accept the delivery, and then expect the delivery guy to figure something out. Either be home, get an alternative (deliver at pickup point? neighbors?) or provide a safe space to put the delivery. What do you want the delivery guy to do with a huge package and a tiny mailbox? He's not doctor Who, your mailbox is not the Tardis.
I don't know how it is in the US, but in my country sometimes couriers will not call you or send a message in advance, so you have no idea when they will be coming. I had this happen to me twice, the courier would call me when they're waiting at my door with no prior warning my package would be delivered that day. But if you're not at home they will never just leave your stuff outside, it gets taken to an office or you make arrangements for another delivery date.
Load More Replies...I’m so thankful for the couriers and posties that have delivered my mail and packages. Whilst they are not perfect and people in those companies can do the same as what the USPS does at least the ones that do my area are decent. One thing for sure is I will never order Uber eats because there have been numerous reports of people taking bites or stealing customers orders.
I wonder how much it cost to send packages in the US and what the rules are. Over here (EU country) if it doesnt fit true the mailbox opening, it is treated as a package and the delivery person will ring the door. If youre not at home, they try some neighbors. If nobody is home, it will go to a pick-up point nearby.
In the US they don't try neighbors unless instructed, or if it's a small town and the carrier knows you and the neighbor.
Load More Replies...I don't understand why people keep ordering stuff when they are not home to accept the delivery, and then expect the delivery guy to figure something out. Either be home, get an alternative (deliver at pickup point? neighbors?) or provide a safe space to put the delivery. What do you want the delivery guy to do with a huge package and a tiny mailbox? He's not doctor Who, your mailbox is not the Tardis.
I don't know how it is in the US, but in my country sometimes couriers will not call you or send a message in advance, so you have no idea when they will be coming. I had this happen to me twice, the courier would call me when they're waiting at my door with no prior warning my package would be delivered that day. But if you're not at home they will never just leave your stuff outside, it gets taken to an office or you make arrangements for another delivery date.
Load More Replies...I’m so thankful for the couriers and posties that have delivered my mail and packages. Whilst they are not perfect and people in those companies can do the same as what the USPS does at least the ones that do my area are decent. One thing for sure is I will never order Uber eats because there have been numerous reports of people taking bites or stealing customers orders.
I wonder how much it cost to send packages in the US and what the rules are. Over here (EU country) if it doesnt fit true the mailbox opening, it is treated as a package and the delivery person will ring the door. If youre not at home, they try some neighbors. If nobody is home, it will go to a pick-up point nearby.
In the US they don't try neighbors unless instructed, or if it's a small town and the carrier knows you and the neighbor.
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