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The whole world knows how proud Italians are of their cuisine. And they have a reason to be. After all, they are the ones who invented pizza and they know how to prepare a dish as simple as pasta a million different mouth-watering ways. And let’s not forget about gelato and tiramisù. Are you hungry yet?

Well, maybe you should hold your appetite. Turns out, there is an account on Twitter that is dedicated solely to Italian food, but it’s not what you think it is. @ItalianComments shares food that Italians are mad at and cannot approve of. These dishes are a sacrilege in Italians’ eyes and they have a lot to say about them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always think that if pizza misshapen/imperfect/bubbly/puffy/dotted with charred bits, it is a sign that it is really good (e.g. homemade, made from scratch, wood-oven fired)

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The highly entertaining Twitter account @ItalianComments has more than 100k followers and they post everything that has to do with Italian food. Especially food that is so far from the traditional cuisine that you can only vaguely see the resemblance.

Of course, the dishes that attract the most attention are pizza and various pastas. The screenshots @ItalianComments posts almost always contain comments made by Italians mocking the food and expressing their expert opinion on the matter.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is somthing i would make as a dare then i would take one bite almost die from a heart attack then wake up then think about my life choices

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Italian cuisine is the most popular in the world. YouGov actually conducted a survey in 24 countries asking 24,000 people which foods from 34 national cuisines they've tried and which of them were their favorite. The research revealed that surprise, surprise, Italian cuisine was preferred by the majority. 85 percent of the people agreed that they liked Italian food, especially pizza and pasta.

The nation that liked Italian food the most, with 99 percent of the representatives in the survey, was Italians. They are their culinary tradition’s biggest fans and they will defend it when they see it being mistreated.

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The account has been active since 2015 and has blessed its followers with more than 1,500 tweets. You can find some patterns in the content @ItalianComments shares. The photos often are of weird food combinations of pasta, for example with rice, and of course, the sacrilege of sacrileges that makes an Italian's blood boil—pizzas with pineapples on them. Share your opinion—is pineapple on pizza appropriate or are you with the Italians?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that ground beef is really not cooked. i can't believe this is not a joke

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man. As a dane I can tell you that it's only poor students and people with no idea of cooking who would eat s**t like that.

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The comments under these photos are as entertaining as the photos themselves. The Italians are not holding back and are critiquing the dishes without mercy. They compare the food in the photos with puke and other nasty things, expressing their disbelief that someone actually eats this and go as far as to say that what they are seeing is a crime. Of course, we understand that they are mostly joking, but knowing their passion for their food, part of an Italian's soul probably is truly suffering seeing things on pizza that they consider should never be put on it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is not that bad. Also, I agree bamboo shoots don't belong on pizza, but they ARE delicious on other things

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the Japanese and Italian parts (easy, I know). Can someone please explain the Brazilian one? I'm really curious.

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Leeh Colorada
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking about it, but the person beneath has a point. Brazilian cuisine likes ruining another culinaries. I say it being a brazilian myself.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good. They deserve every second of that firey poop that they most certainly will be having for making a monster.

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Thomas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to remember that "swinegod", it's such a clever and elegant translation.

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Petra Christovová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could use this is Fear Factor reality show, but it would be maybe too inhuman. Better stick with insect smoothies and raw meat than this.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this looks gross but also good. sushi and cheese? hard pass. but you can pick the sushi off, and then you have pizza and sushi.

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Jameer
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schnitzel, Pizza and Sushi in one dish. Dare to cook?

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Mae Mosse
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Defeats the point of sushi really. Not that I’d eat it on or off a pizza. Maybe it’s for a weird pregnancy craving...only excuse I can give for it

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Christel Nellemann
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.. baked sushi swimming in oily - what is likely fake cheese, socalled pizzatopping. A lake of barf is forming by our collected disgust. 🤢🤮

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are actual oceans dividing these counties that do less to alienate them from each other than that dish would.

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cup1d1ty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I like pick the sushi off and eat the rest? Honestly this is just a disgrace

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LesAnimaux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it weird that I want to try this? It looks interesting. Horrible, yes, but interesting.

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Pamela Blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these pics (and especially this one) are so faked. Even Americans wouldn't eat this stuff. Someone is throwing every disgusting food item they can think of and taking a photo of it for this site.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you should replace the brazilian part with germany and maybe we would understand how this abomination come to be

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Britta B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Swinegod" made me gruntlaugh, and then I had to laugh even more XD

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks disgusting and appetizing at the same time. Do I need therapy?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the looks of it, an employee from all-you-can-eat-sushi place brought home some leftovers and said “F it” and dumped them on the pizza

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Monika Lachova
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like my dad once said, commenting some meal disaster: well, at least stomach has no eyes

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danielw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for the record, the seafood pizza I had in a pizza hut, in Thailand was actually delicious. it was like... shrimp, Calamari and some other odds and ends I'm not going to ask about. But it was probably the best Pizza Hut Pizza I've ever had. (which, to blunt, is not saying much.)

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It is not surprising that the Italians are so passionate about their own food. It’s part of their national identity; they have a whole culture surrounding it. Eating is a pleasure, dinner is considered quality time with family, and their food traditions go way back. Did you know that modern pizza developed in the 18th or at the beginning of the 19th century? All those circumstances explain why Italians are so attached to their food and why seeing others making the dishes barely recognizable provokes heated reactions.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only do I break pasta in half to cook it, I hate twirling it. Hows that for psycho?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i need to go burn my eyes out and cut off my tongue after seeing this picture and imagining this taste

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having been a chef, I must admit this is the first time I have seen vomit on pasta. So unappealing! 🤮

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me this parliamentarian is no longer serving. Or, if he is, I hope he is serving in jail for the travesty done to this pizza!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was impressed with the dough work until my brain finally admitted to what it was seeing in the rest of the picture.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe a little Yum Yum sauce to go with whatever the hell this is?!?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pietro stole my words. I think the hotline is quite appropriate for this since it is definitely a crisis for Italian cooking.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally ruined the sauce! It is runny and gross and has strange big yellow things in it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! The poor scallops!! What did they ever do to deserve such cruel treatment?!?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Person: Pineapple on my pizza please, can't be that bad... The Pizza:

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you should wash the tomatoes before putting them in the recipe, not while you are adding them!!

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