You know that feeling when you walk away from an argument and think of the perfect comeback? Only it's 5 years later? Well, there's none of that here. These people knew bullsh*t when they saw it and had the wit to immediately call it out. Just like the 44 Of The Best Internet Clapbacks To Racists, these responses to islamophobes challenge their views and the (lack of) rationale behind them in ways that deserve all the attention they can get. Scroll down to check 'em out and upvote your faves.
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I wonder if its a good idea to mess with Google.... think of all the stuff they know about you
Don't forget that most of the Killing in america are made by american and not muslim Capture-5c...b869cc.jpg 
Another unattainable ideal for women, getting deported back into the womb to be reborn as anything else the ignorant white people can handle.
As a native Swede and white protestant (atheist actually...) and mainly as a woman I see the so called question about the burkini as a feminist matter. The burkini provides freedom to swim, and also learning how to swim too, to the women who wears them so to ban it would be anti-feminist. And that's the first reason to why I care. Secondly: women wear what we want.
Nawaz’s choice of words is quite interesting. He left the Islamist organization Hizb-ut-Tahrir in 2007, renounced his Islamist past and called for a secular Islam. Now he is a prominent critic of Islamism in the UK. On the other hand he calls himself a political prisoner. He wasn’t! He served time in Egypt because he was member of an extremist organization, which is banned in most Islamic countries and also in some European countries.
As mutch as i don't like to diminish christian atrocities i have to say that the nazis were not motivated by religion in any meaningfull way, it is true that as far as i know the church did nothing to stop them though.
It's almost like people can commit evil in the name of religion but not actually follow the tenants of that religion. Wild, huh?
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What do they expect on r/darkjokes. It is a place where this is a very mild joke
Hey hey hey! I dont like Nazis, Islamophobs and to be honest any Religion at all, especially the Christians, but the Nazis were NOT a CHRISTIAN party. They had to pretend a little bit, cuz many germans were christian, but neither Hitler, nor Himmler, Goebbels or Göring cared about Christianity at all.
The Nazis weren't Christians, they were a cult. Please don't generalize any religion. It works both ways.
You are lying. The population of Germany in 1933 was around 60 million. Almost all Germans were Christian, belonging either to the Roman Catholic (ca. 20 million members) or the Protestant (ca. 40 million members) churches. Nazis were mostly protestant, up to 80 percent combined with catholics. Get your facts right, idiot.
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Not pc buy still a good joke. The answer is not a burn its a pure ignorant comment. Nazis weren't Christians.
OK...the Nazis were NOT Christians. i mean i get their point but pick a better example.
Hey hey hey ! The NAzis weren`t a christian Organization, all right? They pretended in some way, cuz many Germans were Christians, but neither Hitler, nor Himmler, Goebbels or Göring cared about Christianity.
"My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison. Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. " - Adolf Hitler
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Nazis were christians? Omg, how delusional this dude is? Open a history book you moron :D
hate when a racist starts their comments by saying "I am not a racist".
Some people are just so s****y. Also, I know this is painfully off topic but all that talk about bacon is making me rly hungry (for food in general) :)
People will always hate someone. My nation is also target of hate. We are usually in USA movies presented as maniacs, criminals, wild and angry people with narrow minds, organ stealers and Godknowswhatelse...generally we have bad reputation in media. There are whole sites and books and articles about hating women. Racism is side to side with other means of hate. For some reason, humans have the need to hate some groups for some stupid reason or just so. That is why I respect animals more.
What you are describing is the madness known as religious fanaticism.
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Plague does not discriminate against racists and non-racists.
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My friend at school is Muslim, and I am Christian. I would gladly beat anyone up for anything racist they say about my friend.
What a wonderfully Christian attitude; so much for turning the other cheek...
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As a native Swede I am very protective of one of my co-workers who is a muslim. This is probably what he, and other muslims, faces every single day.
As a native Finn I'm also protective of my Muslim friends because I know they face discrimination in their every day life
Load More Replies... Hating people due to religion is beyond pathetic , it just shows how uneducated and ignorant so many people have become, what is the point?
I have finally figured out why bigotry bothers me so much. I have lot better reasons for hating somebody than religion, color, etc. Bullies, child molesters, rapists, murderers, animal abusers, etc. come in all religions, colors, etc. Bigots just cheapen my well deserved hate.
I dont care, i don't give 2 f***s what God you pray to, as long as you are a decent human being. Religion means nothing to me when i meet someone, all im looking for is a good person i can be friends with. Plus, its fun to talk about different traditions and practices from other religions and share yours at the same time.
I hate when people say "America is for Americans". Okay then.. go back to Europe. That's where most American people were from.
I hoped that all the DNA testing would show us that all are mixed blood. I turned out 100 Irish. Odd how I was taught tolerance and acceptance of all. Racism is a learned response.
Some of the comebacks made me laugh out loud! Really! Those bigots asked to be roasted.
Jeez, aren't that most of the post will started a war between Muslims and Christian? They just simply post their negative thoughts about Muslims and when the Muslim replied back, the Christianity was relate with. Why don't they just blame on those bonehead people who started it instead of trying to relate it with the religion. I'm so sick of it. Can I just be honest, it doesn't matter what your religion is people will still have many negative view on it. Like me, I'm a Christian and it like a minority in my place, so yeah, sometimes I heard the Muslim people around me will judge me. But, I don't blame their religion, instead I blame themselves for being judgemental. And if they kept on judging and giving negative thoughts on other religions, do they can be sure that God will bless them? Do they ever think that they are doing sin? * since I don't see any religion their it's believer to see negative about others beliefs.
I think threads like this should be filtered and never released. Less we talk about it, less attention gets and eventually is forgoten as a problem.
Fun facts: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11433776/Quarter-of-British-Muslims-sympathise-with-Charlie-Hebdo-terrorists.html and https://www.survation.com/new-polling-of-british-muslims/ Educate yourselves before defending something you know very little about...
when will we finally see a post against christianofobia bp?a post that talks about killed christians around the world because of their faith?i see posts mocking christianity and jesus but never anything that defends this faith?just go ahead and downvote me as much as you like.But here are some "intersting" numbers :during the World Watch List 2018 reporting period: 3,066 Christians were killed; 1,252 were abducted; 1,020 were raped or sexually harassed; and 793 churches were attacked.islamic oppression fuels christian persecution in 8 of the top 10 countries. yes,there is islamophobia in this world,but i only see mocking christians here and never ever saw a post defending them.if you want to be funny,why do you never treat all the religions the same and make fun of allah and the jews?i dont see it here...respect all religions or just make fun of them all
You disgust me. Seeing as Christians have killed (and raped!) WAYY more people, this is a dreadfully offensive comment for those who have suffered at the hands of Christian white supremacy. If you seriously believe Christians are victims of religious discrimination, you need to check the numbers and check the pledge of allegiance, too! I would also like to inform you that you're more likely to win an argument if you state where you got these numbers.
Load More Replies... Let´s stop for a moment and contemplate why today absolutely every statement that does not fall into "I love muslims blah blah" gets marked as racism. It is a disease .. there is no room for a discussion or a disagreement, everything is just reduced to calling someone a racist. Even if I take off the illogical fact that muslims are supposed to be a race (no, they are not!) this reductionism is just wrong and kills any dialogue. Just pretending that there is no problem and calling everyone who wants to talk about a problem a racist is kind of hypocritic. Bored Panda is a nice example of that - anyone with a different opinion gets just downvoted like hell. Again, no debate is possible - that is quite typical for the leftist thinking btw. I live in a country with relatively recent history of socialist regime, their "argumentation" was very similar to the one I see here. Just denigrate the opposing side and do not let them talk freely.
Yo Petra I got a message for ur islamophobic a*s 🖕🏽That’s on behalf of everyone who feels like sh*t cuz of ur ignorant comments
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all religions have treated women badly at some point in history
Load More Replies... The Islamic prophet Muhammad literally had sex with a 9 year old girl. I don't understand why Islam even reveres and admires him
For starters, the terrorist loving, islam supporting, individuals, that were in govt, made up the word "islamaphobe" to do exactly what this propaganda piece is doing for them!
Excuse me, but I think this is another classic case of islamophobic ignorance. Islamophobia is a real thing, and you are a perfect example of it. People like you are making the lives of innocent Muslims hell by constantly stereotyping them. Let it be known that there are very few attacks done by Muslims compared to the massive number of killings, shootings, and rapes committed by Christians. *cough* synagogue shooting *cough* Do more research before you try to argue against a completely legitimate term and the so called “terrorist lovers” that coined it.
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I'm not racist i despise everyone. Dog's are the good stuff.
The bible tells us to not wear clothes of mixed fibres (Leviticus 19:19), to treat women as less than human (Timothy 2:12), to commit genocide (Samuel 15:3), to be against true love between males (Romans 1:27), to allow your spouse to abuse and control you (Ephesians 5:22), to submit to slavery (Peter 2:18), to kill women for rape but never a man (Deuteronomy 25:11-1), to condone both slavery and perversity (Peter 2:18), to condone and submit to sexual slavery (Exodus 21: 7-8), to condone and commit incest (Genesis 19:31-36), and to expect eternal damnation if you tell a single lie (Rev 21:8)(and speaking of lying, the bible itself ends in one- 10000 years is definitely very soon. Yup. Absolutely. Anyway- shall I continue?
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Stupidity means hating 1.8 billion people without a reason.
Load More Replies... hate when a racist starts their comments by saying "I am not a racist".
Some people are just so s****y. Also, I know this is painfully off topic but all that talk about bacon is making me rly hungry (for food in general) :)
People will always hate someone. My nation is also target of hate. We are usually in USA movies presented as maniacs, criminals, wild and angry people with narrow minds, organ stealers and Godknowswhatelse...generally we have bad reputation in media. There are whole sites and books and articles about hating women. Racism is side to side with other means of hate. For some reason, humans have the need to hate some groups for some stupid reason or just so. That is why I respect animals more.
What you are describing is the madness known as religious fanaticism.
Load More Replies... Plague does not discriminate against racists and non-racists.
Load More Replies... My friend at school is Muslim, and I am Christian. I would gladly beat anyone up for anything racist they say about my friend.
What a wonderfully Christian attitude; so much for turning the other cheek...
Load More Replies... As a native Swede I am very protective of one of my co-workers who is a muslim. This is probably what he, and other muslims, faces every single day.
As a native Finn I'm also protective of my Muslim friends because I know they face discrimination in their every day life
Load More Replies... Hating people due to religion is beyond pathetic , it just shows how uneducated and ignorant so many people have become, what is the point?
I have finally figured out why bigotry bothers me so much. I have lot better reasons for hating somebody than religion, color, etc. Bullies, child molesters, rapists, murderers, animal abusers, etc. come in all religions, colors, etc. Bigots just cheapen my well deserved hate.
I dont care, i don't give 2 f***s what God you pray to, as long as you are a decent human being. Religion means nothing to me when i meet someone, all im looking for is a good person i can be friends with. Plus, its fun to talk about different traditions and practices from other religions and share yours at the same time.
I hate when people say "America is for Americans". Okay then.. go back to Europe. That's where most American people were from.
I hoped that all the DNA testing would show us that all are mixed blood. I turned out 100 Irish. Odd how I was taught tolerance and acceptance of all. Racism is a learned response.
Some of the comebacks made me laugh out loud! Really! Those bigots asked to be roasted.
Jeez, aren't that most of the post will started a war between Muslims and Christian? They just simply post their negative thoughts about Muslims and when the Muslim replied back, the Christianity was relate with. Why don't they just blame on those bonehead people who started it instead of trying to relate it with the religion. I'm so sick of it. Can I just be honest, it doesn't matter what your religion is people will still have many negative view on it. Like me, I'm a Christian and it like a minority in my place, so yeah, sometimes I heard the Muslim people around me will judge me. But, I don't blame their religion, instead I blame themselves for being judgemental. And if they kept on judging and giving negative thoughts on other religions, do they can be sure that God will bless them? Do they ever think that they are doing sin? * since I don't see any religion their it's believer to see negative about others beliefs.
I think threads like this should be filtered and never released. Less we talk about it, less attention gets and eventually is forgoten as a problem.
Fun facts: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11433776/Quarter-of-British-Muslims-sympathise-with-Charlie-Hebdo-terrorists.html and https://www.survation.com/new-polling-of-british-muslims/ Educate yourselves before defending something you know very little about...
when will we finally see a post against christianofobia bp?a post that talks about killed christians around the world because of their faith?i see posts mocking christianity and jesus but never anything that defends this faith?just go ahead and downvote me as much as you like.But here are some "intersting" numbers :during the World Watch List 2018 reporting period: 3,066 Christians were killed; 1,252 were abducted; 1,020 were raped or sexually harassed; and 793 churches were attacked.islamic oppression fuels christian persecution in 8 of the top 10 countries. yes,there is islamophobia in this world,but i only see mocking christians here and never ever saw a post defending them.if you want to be funny,why do you never treat all the religions the same and make fun of allah and the jews?i dont see it here...respect all religions or just make fun of them all
You disgust me. Seeing as Christians have killed (and raped!) WAYY more people, this is a dreadfully offensive comment for those who have suffered at the hands of Christian white supremacy. If you seriously believe Christians are victims of religious discrimination, you need to check the numbers and check the pledge of allegiance, too! I would also like to inform you that you're more likely to win an argument if you state where you got these numbers.
Load More Replies... Let´s stop for a moment and contemplate why today absolutely every statement that does not fall into "I love muslims blah blah" gets marked as racism. It is a disease .. there is no room for a discussion or a disagreement, everything is just reduced to calling someone a racist. Even if I take off the illogical fact that muslims are supposed to be a race (no, they are not!) this reductionism is just wrong and kills any dialogue. Just pretending that there is no problem and calling everyone who wants to talk about a problem a racist is kind of hypocritic. Bored Panda is a nice example of that - anyone with a different opinion gets just downvoted like hell. Again, no debate is possible - that is quite typical for the leftist thinking btw. I live in a country with relatively recent history of socialist regime, their "argumentation" was very similar to the one I see here. Just denigrate the opposing side and do not let them talk freely.
Yo Petra I got a message for ur islamophobic a*s 🖕🏽That’s on behalf of everyone who feels like sh*t cuz of ur ignorant comments
Load More Replies... all religions have treated women badly at some point in history
Load More Replies... The Islamic prophet Muhammad literally had sex with a 9 year old girl. I don't understand why Islam even reveres and admires him
For starters, the terrorist loving, islam supporting, individuals, that were in govt, made up the word "islamaphobe" to do exactly what this propaganda piece is doing for them!
Excuse me, but I think this is another classic case of islamophobic ignorance. Islamophobia is a real thing, and you are a perfect example of it. People like you are making the lives of innocent Muslims hell by constantly stereotyping them. Let it be known that there are very few attacks done by Muslims compared to the massive number of killings, shootings, and rapes committed by Christians. *cough* synagogue shooting *cough* Do more research before you try to argue against a completely legitimate term and the so called “terrorist lovers” that coined it.
Load More Replies... I'm not racist i despise everyone. Dog's are the good stuff.
The bible tells us to not wear clothes of mixed fibres (Leviticus 19:19), to treat women as less than human (Timothy 2:12), to commit genocide (Samuel 15:3), to be against true love between males (Romans 1:27), to allow your spouse to abuse and control you (Ephesians 5:22), to submit to slavery (Peter 2:18), to kill women for rape but never a man (Deuteronomy 25:11-1), to condone both slavery and perversity (Peter 2:18), to condone and submit to sexual slavery (Exodus 21: 7-8), to condone and commit incest (Genesis 19:31-36), and to expect eternal damnation if you tell a single lie (Rev 21:8)(and speaking of lying, the bible itself ends in one- 10000 years is definitely very soon. Yup. Absolutely. Anyway- shall I continue?
Load More Replies... Stupidity means hating 1.8 billion people without a reason.
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