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Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

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Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

"Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

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Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

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She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

"So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

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However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

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According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

"People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

95% of us Furries are pretty much just average, every day people - the other 5% are the source of cringe humor

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although the headline is real, you need context. Some psycho transphobic Karen got mad about dress codes being gender inclusive, and claimed the school had litter boxes for students who identified as feline. Obviously this is not the case. But since the claim was made, the school had to respond to it and reassure parents they did not have litter boxes in student bathrooms.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what do the Otherkin think about this situation? Otherkin are completely separate than furries and seem to get offended being called furries. No lie. Otherkin is a thing

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Toko Danganronpa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've known a few of those kinds of people (otherkin) and from what they've said they don't usually want this kind of recognition as it comes off as odd and most things they do/interact with come from online resources anyway.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story isn’t true: a parent or school official made this comment with regard to granting bathroom access to LGBTQ+ students, saying, “What’s next, are we going to provide litter boxes for kids who identify as furries?” Let me add that allowing children to go to the bathroom is a basic human right, not a privilege!

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Pam Page
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what "furries" are and I probably don't want to know.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just people who like animals with human characteristics. unfortunately there are weiros like this but there arent many

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get that's what you feel like but litter boxes is carrying a bit too far during school hours. I understand people want to be seen as they are but I don't think schools allow them to dress as furries everyday. You can use a regular bathroom you don't need a litter box. Schools provide needs not wants.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids need educated, and parents need smacked for this. SMH, the future is doomed. These will run the world some day, and it will be dark days.

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Bedlamite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! Only CAT furries use litter boxes. DOG furries need a tree.

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My O My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they could teach the furries to use the toilets for the humans, you know, like some cats do. 😉

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was written by a satire site and people are too dumb to know what the he'll satire is so read it and spread it around like a real story. Original article said satire right below the headline even. Smh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, this was an actual event. You are welcome to read more about in this link from the New York Times. You might want to hold off lecturing people before you've investigated to make sure your assertion is true. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/23/us/politics/michigan-litter-box-school.amp.html

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I really hope this is fake. But if it's not, if a real cat can learn to use the toilet, so can you.

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