ADVERTISEMENT

Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

#3

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

"Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

ADVERTISEMENT

Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

#6

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
mymusicdownloads89 avatar
shae
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

"So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

#11

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
nathaniel avatar
Nathaniel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#12

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
vanburensupernova44 avatar
juliaa1960 avatar
mandygora03 avatar
BorPand8
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looked it up, it's a meme about a character on the TV show Cobra Kai. (The actor's 15 btw.)

Load More Replies...
glowworm2 avatar
glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is fake. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/05/fact-check-teen-did-not-sleep-with-his-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance.html

hannahfreedman22 avatar
Rose Golden
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this gross and wrong in so many ways but.....I'm dying of laughter

caedenpecaut avatar
Supa79 (He/him)
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s fake, which allows you to die of laughter and not worry about it being gross

Load More Replies...
lorrierothstein avatar
hijoe967 avatar
J Rob
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://ghana.dubawa.org/chicago-teen-did-not-sleep-with-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance/

ayisandam avatar
Ayisa
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at first I thought this meant one bully had five moms lol

the_mysterious_lady_analyn avatar
Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And gets them all arrested for statutory rape. I assume anyway.

nicoletta-karam avatar
Nicky
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will these pedophiles go to jail for statutory raping this teen boy?

tomas_kris avatar
Tomas Anshelm
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He look like he's 13 years old... How many of these moms went to prison for statutory rape?

idrow avatar
Id row
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be a joke headline. I'm not buying that this is real.

ps421 avatar
Guy MacGregor
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peeing on it is enough to assert dominance, damn it! Tssst Amateurs...

laurieeisman avatar
Bedlamite
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of creeps are those women? Raising bullies and sleeping with a teenager?

melvettabowles avatar
Melvetta Bowles
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now Mom can sleep with her 500 dominance for next 20 to 50 years, & see how it's feels

casimone avatar
Cathrine Simone
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one was debunked. From a revenge side of view, I get it.. but from a child damaging angle, not ok.

fearandloathing702 avatar
Lobo
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch the genders and you people would be having a fn meltdown. Fake or not, it proves most of the vile people on here are nothing but pathetic fn hypocrites. Funny that so many are liberals, too. Says something for your mindet as a whole as a fn group. Phony MFers.

naschi avatar
Na Schi
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so sad and so disturbing on so many levels simultaneously! WTF

isaacharvey81 avatar
Isaac Harvey
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could he call his (former?) bullies “sons of b***hes” now?

edvf1000r avatar
Edward Stewart
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just another fake internet meme. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/05/fact-check-teen-did-not-sleep-with-his-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance.html

jaasonrosario avatar
sleazyweaver avatar
Sleazy Weaver
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no, he's been molested. i know it's a fake article & at this point it's a hypothetical, but five adult women sleeping with a boy the same age as their own children is nothing to celebrate or congratulate, even if it didn't actually happen. it's a disgusting & disturbing crime. please reevaluate your mindset.

Load More Replies...
debraobinna avatar
sleazyweaver avatar
Sleazy Weaver
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why on earth would you want there to be five more child predators in the world? a mother who thinks it's a good idea to have sex with a boy the age of her own child is a disgusting person & a serious danger. i would hate for this to be real.

Load More Replies...
adrianhobbs0 avatar
Adrian
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TEEN: "I slept with your momma." BULLY: "Slept? yeah, that's about all you could do."

pipsfk avatar
Pjerrot
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a “ Man “!!! And I don’t Think it made him more popular😂🤣😂

dirkvantroyen avatar
Dirk Van Troyen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOAX. Never happened. https://ghana.dubawa.org/chicago-teen-did-not-sleep-with-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance/

enjoi621 avatar
Justin Sharma
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

Load More Replies...
sdeveno12 avatar
BasedWang
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHICAGO REPRESENT!. This is awesome...... But like, he looks kinda young. So do summa these girls, but like..... I have questions

witkaffir avatar
sleazyweaver avatar
Sleazy Weaver
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i seriously hate this attitude. even if the article is fake, seeing people praise this boy for being sexually abuses by older women is absolutely disgusting. he's a child. he can't consent to sex. & even if he's 16 (or whatever the age of consent is in his area) why aren't you disturbed & horrified by those women wanting to have sex with a boy the same age as their own children? i know at this point it's a hypothetical, but you really need to reevaluate your stance on this.

Load More Replies...
amberlynnamberlynn1982 avatar
Amber Miller
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now you know. If you have a mom do NOT choose this guy to bully

ns_1 avatar
N S
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist - mothers wanted to get back at their kids for being bullies

noneanon avatar
Random Anon
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so going to hell and probably get crucified here but we got ourselves a bad*ss here.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

#14

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
nathaniel avatar
Nathaniel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

"People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#34

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

#39

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

#40

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

#41

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
de-pieter-baan avatar
User# 6
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#46

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Add photo comments
POST
eeveestar682 avatar
Peppy Piplup
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#50

Internets-Craziest-Headlines

hofheadlines Report

Note: this post originally had 103 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.