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Somewhere in the world (let’s be honest — usually Florida) hilariously bizarre things happen every day. So when some people say that the news is boring, we bet they probably never stumbled upon ridiculous, weird, and straight-up stupid stories that made it both to TV and print.

Thanks to the "Internet’s Craziest Headlines" Twitter account, these people might be proved wrong. From "China may be using sea to hide its submarines" to "Large cat spotted" to "Man sold TV to buy remote", the creators of this account bring the most bizarre collection of titles and captions for you to enjoy.

So get ready to witness a whole new level of absurdity because Bored Panda has selected some of the best posts this account had to offer. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones that made you scratch your head the most! After you’re done with this post, you can find some more headline goodness right here and here.

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Some say "You can’t judge a book by its cover", but it seems that plenty of people decide whether an article is worth reading or a news segment worth watching just by their titles. According to Brian Clark, the founder of Copyblogger, 8 out of 10 people will read the headline, but only 2 out of 10 will read the rest.

After all, getting your title clicked on is hard work. It has to be specific, rewarding, and intriguing all at the same time. Plus, it has to be useful if your goal is to reach more people. The headline is the first (and sometimes the only!) impression you make on a potential reader.

"Writing a great headline doesn’t guarantee the success of your writing. The benefit conveyed in the headline still needs to be properly satisfied in the body," Clark wrote. "But great body content with a bad or even marginal headline is doomed to go largely unread."

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Lina Survila, the editor in chief of Abstract Stylist online magazine, has years of experience working in the press. She told Bored Panda in a previous interview that "editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what, that might actually be the tipping point for changing their support for some people

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She argued that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it," Lina explained.

"So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines," Lina said and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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The founder of Abstract Stylist also mentioned that "clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously though, who answers unrecognised numbers these days? It is like answering the door when you are not expecting someone. It does not happen.

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However, it turns out that readers also contribute to spreading misleading information — some people share links on their social media feeds without ever reading what’s inside. In 2016, satirical news site The Science Post published an article with a troubling headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting". However, the body of the article contained nothing more than "lorem ipsum” placeholder text. But nearly 46K people shared the post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that's the second place I'd look! First is down the side of the sofa, between the cushions.

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According to a study by computer scientists at Columbia University and the French National Institute, 59 percent of links shared on social media have never actually been opened and read.

"People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or a summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper," he said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half of America will believe any lie as long as it’s racist, unfortunately

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read the article. It was written by a sheriff deputy. The man took the gun from the police officer and shot the officer twice. The article was an editorial about how the media treats such cases if the officer shot the man instead. I think the key line in the article is: "Unarmed" does not mean "not dangerous".

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Sarah Semsch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could have started out unarmed then took the officers own gun. But this looks like satire to me

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is from the far right nonsense 'news' site from Tucker Carlson (US). It's all racist propaganda, not real.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm happy to live in a country where only the police is allowed to carry a gun, and not in a country like US where everyone can buy and have it with them.

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Wednesday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unarmed like no gun, or like no arms... either way, implausible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he use his finger gun?! How does this work racist white cop?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does he shoot a gun when he has no arms? 😉😉😉

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Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was he pointing his index with his thumb in the air and making “Pew! Pew!” Sounds?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they didn't specify which body part did the "shooting" 😏😉

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With what? The only thing that "shoots", shoots biological rounds and is not easy to load or maneuver, let alone scoring a headshot.

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Yong-Sheng Lin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

either he's armless and use some other means to fire a gun or he's telekinesis

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he's also from Florida 🤔 (this list is making it seem like a very..... interesting place lol)

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a nutshell, from a non-racist source, this guy didn't have a valid ticket for the light rail, the cop starts to write a ticket and buddy freaks out and gets into a physical fight with the cop, grabs the cop's gun and shoots him point blank in the jaw. Missed a second shot (the attempted murder) and is currently serving a life sentence: https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/08/26/nicory-spann-prison-shooting-sacramento-deputy/

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Raena Celis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be a joke. Can't be real. Is it??? Looking it up right now! I need to believe the world isn't that stupid

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All black suspects are always unarmed according to the SJW media... Even if they're not.

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how is it possible that he was unarmed when he literally shot someone?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhm. No. You got that backwards. How is it possible to shoot someone when you're literally unarmed? He obviously didn't shoot someone!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, if you manage more than 90 years on this shitty planet, you deserve to live rent free.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I like to remind people that there's a sliding scale between "People who just think that anthropomorphic animals are neat/easy to draw" and THIS in the Furry Fandom. They're not all weirdos, I swear.

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