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This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time
They say that you need to explore the past to understand the present. Like flipping through historic photos that change our perspective or discovering time-honored places and the stories behind them. Visuals help us get a sneak peek into moments that we have long forgotten or weren't even aware of. But there are some illustrations, like old-fashioned ads, that offer heaps of wisdom into how our attitudes were shaped and often get overlooked.
So get ready for a blast from the past because one corner on Reddit called 'Vintage Advertisements' is sharing plenty of hilarious and plain outrageous ads that didn’t age that gracefully. Members of this online community let us poke fun at past behaviors and remind us of all humanity has achieved in the last decades, and their efforts do not go unnoticed.
From "Get into Grunge!" to "Should you drink if you’re pregnant?", these ads prove that hindsight really is 20/20. We at Bored Panda have gathered some of their best examples and wrapped them up in one list, all for your entertainment. So continue scrolling and hit upvote on your favorite ones! And if you’ve ever stumbled upon ads that are simply begging to be ridiculed, we’d love to hear all about them in the comments below.
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Superman Against Racism/Discrimination Ad Circa 1950
LEGO (1981)
I love LEGO (the company) and their dedication to kids and education. I also still love playing with LEGOs...I still have my childhood set!!!
Bacardi Rum Ad, 1983
With the tagline, "Ads from the past!", members of this online community are always on the lookout for lesser-known visuals that leave people amused, enraged, or simply pleasantly surprised. Over 107k old-fashioned advertising enthusiasts follow the group and always take the opportunity to share their thoughts and have discussions about the illustrations and how much the world has changed since they were created.
Homosexuals Are Different, Mattachine Society Of New York, 1960
They All Got Vaccine Except Dad - Workbench Magazine - 1958
Poor bastard. People forget just how horrible it could get before vaccines became widely available. Whole wards full of kids in iron lungs, and graveyards full of tiny tombstones.
I got rheumatic fever summer of 1953. Drug my left leg. My mother was terrified it was polio. I remember how frightening the possibility was. Kids who would never walk. So many in leg braces. Still gives me chills.
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I clearly remember when the Salk vaccine became available. My mother took my brother and me to the local health department to get the shot. The line ran completely around courthouse square and way down the street. Nobody complained; people knew it was worth the wait.
And I think that's the crux: people nowadays don't know anymore how devastating such illnesses could be. Illnesses with an severe/deadly outcome, which could simply be avoided by getting vaccinated! The benefits overruled the side effects by far! Wish that nowadays, so called free-minded and anti-vaxx folks would at least take the short moment to have a glimpse back in time. They all would recognize that they are absolutely morons - not even risking their own lives (which us okay) but also gambling with their children's life and worst of all endangering the herd-immunity of mankind!
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Unfortunately thats been the case for a large majority of people who are unvaxxed. I read somewhere that it's less people being anti-vax and more people putting it off or waiting to get it.
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I know people who had polio. One, a college friend was wheelchair bound. His father didn't believe in the vaccine, then tortured his son because he wasn't a real man. Disgusting man.
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So sad. Poor guy was not even pro-plague, he just got caught up in other daily stuff and trying to feed family.
What? No ivermectin to cure him? No hydroxychloroquine? I'm sure glad we live in a world of pseudo-science and armchair physicians.
I've told this story before, but it's relevant here. When I was, like, 2 or 3, I contracted an extremely mild case of polio. probably shortened my calf muscles by 1/4" or something. NBD. In 5th grade, we all got the polio vaccine and there were no complications. Fast forward a long time and I w found myself at a birthday party for Jonas Salk (HERO!) and got to talk with him. I told him my story and expressed that I believed he'd saved my life. His response was awesome: "Yes," he said, "I get that a lot". Epic!
James Wood learned how to paint by holding a stick in his mouth. He died in 1986.
he also was able to write his own book from his iron lung
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I love Bored Panda and I like reading the comments, but I can't deal with the anti-vaxxers anymore. These poorly educated Facebook professor's are dragging down the worlds I Q and I think we are in for a rough future.
Just continue downvoting them. BoredPanda has started to temporarily suspend users who have a comment that drops below -10 which is pretty darn harsh since it is quite easy to make a silly comment that people disagree with. However, it's good to get rid anti-vaxxer trolls for a bit.
Load More Replies... It’s an awful disease. My mum caught it as a child, as a result she doesn’t pick her feet up properly when she walks. This has caused numerous falls over the years and is getting worse as she ages.
I am old enough to remember a family friend living in an iron lung--a young doctor with a young family; so tragic. I got my 4th Pfizer yesterday.
Again, another one that is NOT a failure. Maybe they should change the title of this article.
Still fighting the same fight. People are more scared of a vaccine than the actual disease.
My sister is a survivor but you can't get no help she's totally been over and it's hard to walk and sometimes you can't breathe very well she is in her late 80
It was on sugar cubes, at first. What kid is going to turn down a a tube of sugar, even with pink stuff squirted on it? AND we were "forced" to endure it twice!!! Yes, please, and ten to go for my friends! Woohoo!
So exciting! The only time I was allowed sugar cubes
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And half of those very numerous kids probably grew up to be right-wing antivaxxers.
"After being in the hospital for 17 months Jim was sent home with an iron lung, rocking bed and all kinds of life saving equipment that Donna had to not only learn to use, but to also take care of. Together they started a business of Jim having the talent of painting by mouth-stick, and Donna having the patience to dip his brushes and hold the paintings. These were reproduced into note cards that were sold all over the United States and many other countries. Donna took total care of Jim for 32 years, they were each other’s lives."
Again, why is this a fail? If i were to ask, some of these ads actually stood the test of time!
how could he stand it? It makes me feel claustrophobic just looking at him.
7 kids? Mom must have been relieved to not have to be a baby factory.
But in this era's case. Some People around the world covid vaccinated with 2-4 shits and boostered and still getting covid 19. Unlike the polio vaccine that ACTUALLY prevents polio. That's the difference so this polio Advert doesn't match up with reality of covid jabs. But in this era. When you want to be different in being cautious in either just taking 2 shots, going unvaccinated but using natural herbal remedies or an alternative drugs already on the market. You get all kinds of insulting remarks to almost hatred. It's like in this era, freedom of choice gone out the window. Then when you look at independent studies in Singapore and Israel. Ad you still see outbreaks of covid among the jabbed. It's really because the jabs don't effectively deal with the latest variants in comparison to the first variant. Then you see how much billions in profits Pfizer and moderna made. Well, make an educated guess. Anyway nobody should be in fear of making their choice or say opinions.
But in this era's case. Some People around the world covid vaccinated with 2-4 shits and boostered and still getting covid 19. Unlike the polio vaccine that ACTUALLY prevents polio. That's the difference so this polio Advert doesn't match up with reality of covid jabs.
What are you talking about? We're you dropped on your head?
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Some babies(male and female) lose their birth hair in a way that looks like male-pattern baldness. Then it grows in thicker.
Load More Replies... Valley Girl, I suggest you read up on history before you make nasty and snarky comments. Polio was an absolutely horrible and devastating disease. It decimated and paralyzed the body. Many children, teens, and adults were left permanently disabled.
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An Unusually Progressive Seagrams Ad, Circa 1970s
This one is quite sensible, even if it comes from a company that produced alcohol. The final advice is sound.
One of the main goals of advertising is to allow companies to get their message across and communicate with potential customers. After all, the world keeps evolving, and advertising is tagging along. It has become an essential part of our lives and, though some of us are afraid to even think about it, it’s carefully designed to speak to the hearts of the consumers and predict what our minds want. It taps into our hopes, dreams, goals, fears, and sometimes, it seems like it just keeps chasing us everywhere.
Philips (Netherlands, 1951)
Best Buy, 1999
American, 1885
But let’s take a step back, shall we? Interestingly, the first-ever advertisement was discovered in 3000 BC in the ruins of Thebes in Egypt. According to Sagar Joshi, a content marketing specialist, it was a Papyrus created by a slaveholder trying to find their runaway servant while promoting their weaving shop at the same time. "For news of his whereabouts half a gold coin is offered. And for his return to the shop of Hapu the Weaver, where the best cloth is woven to your desires, a whole gold coin is offered," the transcript states. Apparently, in ancient times, it was completely normal to simultaneously ask for help and try to boost your clothing sales.
1978 Star Wars Vaccination Ad
Electricity Was New Once. These Signs Were Mostly In Hotel Rooms And Other Public Places
Jester Wools (1947, UK)
Ever since then, people promoted themselves and their craft through word of mouth or by making carved signs and flags. A few centuries passed, and the history of modern advertising actually began in the 1700s. As Joshi explains in his article, those days were the pre-internet age, so the only way for brands to communicate at that time was through outdoor and print ads.
"Direct advertising, which involves directly reaching out to potential customers, was considered an expensive option before the internet," he explained. "Many organizations preferred indirect advertising because it was more affordable. Indirect advertising dealt with promoting a product or service in a subtle way, without sounding too sales-y. For example, big signs and posters in front of a shop."
1934 Ad By The ‘Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals’
Beauty Is More Then Skin Deep, Cordless Massager, Anthony Enterprises, 1971
Volkswagen Beetle, 1965
In 1704, John Campbell started to distribute the Boston News-Letter, the first continuously issued newspaper in the United States. Soon after it started reaching the readers, one of the first newspaper ads appeared in the paper. According to a blog post on Softcube, it was a real estate advertisement selling a plantation on Oyster Bay, Long Island.
"The Closest Some Of Us Will Ever Get To Heaven" -- World Trade Center (1980)
1979 Ad For London Transit Showing How The City Would Look If Built By American Planners
Drunk Driving Ad, London... I'm Going To Say 1930's? Sorry For The Light Reflection!
This one simple ad initiated a whole industry that soon embarked on a journey to change the world. The 20th century was the time when advertising started flourishing and is considered to be the golden era of advertising. You see, things took a whole new turn when radio stations and television came into play, Joshi wrote. It almost seemed like the industry sparked a movement that took a huge part in society – basically taking on a cultural status.
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
"The Day My Kid Went Punk... What Do You Do When Your Bright, Loveable, Talented Kid Turns Into A Punker Overnight?" - Abc Afterschool Special, Oct. 23, 1987
Drummond Sweaters - 1967
With the radio and television, ads started becoming more personal. Companies began directly reaching into the minds of consumers, trying to boost their sales and ask them to try out their goods and services. "Radio advertising was launched in 1922 and was a big hit, allowing businesses to convey their unique selling propositions (USP) directly to consumers. Advertisers started paying radio stations to broadcast advertisements to their listening audience."
Pan American Airlines (1956)
New York Pizza Burger (1980s)
One Oregon Newspaper Clip Reads: “We Appeal To Your Civil Patriotism To Co-Operate With Us In Our Effort To Stamp Out The Spanish Influenza Or “Flu” Plague In Portland By Wearing A Mask”
Joshi continued that radio ads were quickly followed by TV advertising, with the first television commercial airing in 1941. "Bulova Watch Company aired the first TV commercial, which was ten seconds long and seen by 4,000 people in New York," who were all reading one message, "America runs on Bulova time." This might seem like a small moment, but it set the precedent for the next seventy years. It inspired new ideas in the industry, and organizations started investing heavily in promoting their brand’s value and mission and engaging their target audience.
Eat Ironized Yeast (1930s)
Save Wild Life. 1975
As you probably can guess, then came the colorful days of the internet, which simply changed our lives. Joshi wrote that as the use of the web became more widespread, advertisers began focusing more on digital ads. Well, we're all well aware of that by being consistently bombarded with ads at any given time of the day. However, it's hard to deny the benefits the creation of technology brought to our lives. After all, it also provides us with the opportunity to flip through the pages of history and take a peek at the visuals that can tell us a lot about what ideas and attitudes prospered at the time.
1/2 Page Converse Ad Scanned In From A 1984 Playboy Magazine, I Just Read It For The Ads
Mcdonald’s, 1987 Ad
Really, Really Excited About Hot Dogs (1950s)
No, K Mart, No
Remember When Brach’s Pick A Mix Was The Best Thing About Going To The Grocery Store? (1970s)
I met Mr. Brach as a young child (he was a donor to the college where my dad worked). He thoughtfully gave this six-year-old a child-sized jackknife with his name inscribed on it.
The Establishment Wig, 1968
1977 Sears Catalog
"When In Quarantine; People Who Are In Quarantine Are Not Isolated If They Have A Bell Telephone" - Bell Telephone Ad, November 17, 1910
They’re not wrong. Except for the fact that not everybody had a phone back then, and using the neighbor’s phone kinda ran counter to the idea of isolating.
Schlitz "Don't Worry Darling, You Didn't Burn The Beer!" 1950's
“It’s Almost Like Having Another Lover There With The Two Of You”
Simpsons Newspaper Ad (1991)
American Airlines, 1971
Toll Booth Quarter Gun (1962)
70’s Ad For Asbestos
Matchbook Ad For Camp Wandawega In Elkhorn, Wi
Gay Boy Tobacco 1890
Garfield Telephone By Tyco (1978)
Fun fact : Garfield phones have been washing up on the beaches of Finistère (France) for more than 3 decades. A shipping cargo lost a container full of them. The container is stuck in an underwater cave, and it's impossible to retrieve it.
Yes, These Are Telephones. Created By The Ericsson Company Of Sweden In The 1940s, Marketed In The 1950s
"why does mummy always tell us to leave the room whenever the phone rings?"
Kickin Jeans
Cellophane (1954): Better Living Through Chemistry
Lose Weight With Pure Sugar! (1950s)
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Quite a few of these weren't fails. And before we get too condescending, twenty years from now people will be looking back at us and laughing.
The title is wrong. I'd say most of these passed the test of time. Which is pretty rare when viewing vintage ads.
Anyone noticed how lot of this ads say "send XX for catalogue." You literally have to pay to get catalogue. Now they just keep on coming uninvited.
I remember those days,but you could, also, sometimes get free info , by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to the company and they would use your envelope to send you info /price lists.
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It has only now occurred to me that I posed as a child in a catalogue so I can only count the years and pray I don't end up on one of these kinds of lists.
You want to see an ad that aged REALLY badly? Look up the Fairy Soap ad from 1912. You can't wash away the racism!
Quite a few of these weren't fails. And before we get too condescending, twenty years from now people will be looking back at us and laughing.
The title is wrong. I'd say most of these passed the test of time. Which is pretty rare when viewing vintage ads.
Anyone noticed how lot of this ads say "send XX for catalogue." You literally have to pay to get catalogue. Now they just keep on coming uninvited.
I remember those days,but you could, also, sometimes get free info , by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to the company and they would use your envelope to send you info /price lists.
Load More Replies... It has only now occurred to me that I posed as a child in a catalogue so I can only count the years and pray I don't end up on one of these kinds of lists.
You want to see an ad that aged REALLY badly? Look up the Fairy Soap ad from 1912. You can't wash away the racism!
