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Most of you Pandas should already be familiar with Quora, an extremely popular website where people ask questions and other internet users answer them. To the best of their knowledge, of course. It’s a very social way of getting to the bottom of any queries you might have, as people can comment on answers as well. You end up getting a variety of opinions, some of which you definitely might not have expected to see the light of day.

However, it’s most often the case that the questions themselves are the most intriguing part. Some of them are so out there, so bizarre, they’re likely to stun you with their Twilight Zone aura, making you wonder what timeline you’re in. That’s where the r/InsanePeopleQuora subreddit comes in. It’s an online community that documents the weirdest posts on Quora and other question-based sites. We’ve collected some of their best featured posts to share with you as well, dear Pandas.

So go on, grab some popcorn, get comfy, and let’s go explore the weird Land of Quora. Don’t forget to upvote the pics that amused you the most. And if you’ve seen any super peculiar Quora questions previously, you can always share them in the comment section for all the other Pandas to see.

I reached out to the subreddit's moderator team and they were more than happy to talk about the community, its history, and why Quora is so popular. Scroll down for Bored Panda's full interview with them below.

#3

Mom Thinks Depression Isn't Real. Thankfully The Person Who Responded Is Sane

Mom Thinks Depression Isn't Real. Thankfully The Person Who Responded Is Sane

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The ‘Insane People Quora’ subreddit has been active since June 2018, recently having celebrated its 3rd birthday. During that time, the community has grown to become over 291k members strong. Most redditors visit the group for their daily dose of fringe weirdness that reminds them (and us!) that fact can often be stranger than fiction.

The founder of r/InsanePeopleQuora told Bored Panda that the online group was founded once there was a rise in the number of Quora posts shared on r/insanepeoplefacebook, a "catch-all for social media insanity." There was a demand for a separate subreddit dedicated exclusively to Quora posts.

#4

What Is It With Parents And Their 14 Yr Olds Stuffed Animals

What Is It With Parents And Their 14 Yr Olds Stuffed Animals

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#6

Umm... What? She Wants To Call The Cops On The Person Minding His Own Business In His Own House

Umm... What? She Wants To Call The Cops On The Person Minding His Own Business In His Own House

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"I saw a comment suggesting there should be a specific one for Quora as it's quite different to standard social media (having Q&As only) and decided to make it from there. Getting the first few thousand members took a while with crossposting Quora posts I found to r/insanepeoplefacebook. Some reached the front page of Reddit which is when the sub started seeing a large increase in numbers and became self-sustaining, meaning I didn't need to post as much to keep the sub going," the founder shared how the community started to grow.

According to r/InsanePeopleQuora's mod team, moderating the community is "fairly easy" for the most part. "The main issues we've faced is when we became the trending subreddit of the day we got a large number of unique views (~200k which is way more than the hundreds we would've been getting at the time) and new members within a few days (I think doubling or tripling our size at the time)," they explained.

#8

Does This Mean It’s Over?

Does This Mean It’s Over?

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#9

Classy S*icide

Classy S*icide

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YoyoSthlm
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the smartest question so far. I actually wanna know the answer.

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Politics is almost always a touchy subject. And political discussions on the subreddit are no exception. "The other posts which are difficult are those that bring up political issues. Most of the time this will result in people flinging personal attacks at each other, a large number of bans, and often a locked post. Otherwise, since the number of insane posts on Quora each day is fairly small we tend to only get a few posts a day on most days."

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I was interested to get the subreddit founder's opinion about why Quora is such a popular platform. In their opinion, it has to do with the site's ability to adapt. "I think Quora is so popular due to its age and keeping up with the times. Age obviously helps as it takes time to build up a user base, but then you have to do something to maintain that base. For Quora, they've added several common social media features such as the ability to upvote questions, comment on questions (as opposed to answering them), and following people for their questions or answers," they pointed out exactly how the platform has changed with the times.

"I don't think there's anything specific that attracts weird questions, I think it's just because of the popularity of the site, with enough people on there you're always going to get some strange questions as well as trolls."

#10

She Should Be Proud And Supportive

She Should Be Proud And Supportive

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#12

All Women Were Lesbian Before The Invention Of Baby Bottles And Formula!

All Women Were Lesbian Before The Invention Of Baby Bottles And Formula!

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beastmachine.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recommend you pop open your cranium and wash your brain once, it will solve majority of your problems

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Quora itself was founded in 2009 by former Facebook employees Adam D’Angelo and Charlie Cheever and became public a year later, on June 21, 2010. Fast-forwarding to 2020, a whopping 300 million users visited it each month. With that kind of popularity, it’s no wonder that some Quora posts end up being weirder than weird.

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There have been some large changes made to how Quora operates this year. On April 19, 2021, the site eliminated the requirement for users to use their real names. That means that users can use pseudonyms of their choice as of that date.

#13

This Is Incredibly Disgusting, And Also Child Abuse

This Is Incredibly Disgusting, And Also Child Abuse

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How To Make Your Child Grow Up

How To Make Your Child Grow Up

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What’s more, in August, Quora announced that contributors can now monetize their content. A new subscription service called Quora+ was also launched, where subscribers can access all the content that anyone puts behind a paywall. For a small fee, of course.

The r/InsanePeopleQuora subreddit has a few rules for any up-and-coming members of the community. For instance, obviously, all the posts have to be screenshots from Quora, though other question-based sites also allowed. That includes certain subreddits dedicated mainly to questions.

#16

Perfect Relationship Doesn't Exist

Perfect Relationship Doesn't Exist

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Brandy Grote
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're DATING his mother, you aren't his step anything. And he's older than you so... chill.

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#18

Okay.. I Feel Bad For His Condition

Okay.. I Feel Bad For His Condition

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Idiot. After reading your post I felt soo bad for you. I have posted a pair of balls and they should arrive in time for your honeymoon. Enjoy. Love, Auntie CaroCaro.

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What’s more, the subreddit’s moderators ask their members not to post any personal information. That means no links to the source material! The mods also frown upon reposts and posts that are obvious satire presented as serious questions (satire needs to be marked as such).

And there you have it. The next time you’re browsing Quora for some educational content, you should keep an eye out for any bizarre posts. We’re sure that the r/InsanePeopleQuora community would be more than happy if you share your finds with them.

#19

Maybe School Wasn’t A Big Priority For Them?

Maybe School Wasn’t A Big Priority For Them?

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Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The stress that parents put on this child ... "You must be a good student or else..." SAD; REALLY SAD!

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Uhhh.. Don't?

Uhhh.. Don't?

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let him pee on the carpet! That will teach him a lesson! I just hope you like smelly carpets

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Just Wow

Just Wow

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Amina Hays
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like I said on another post, this is precisely why people should take some sort of test before being allowed to procreate. People who are this f*****g dumb shouldn't have children.

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Steve Barnett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re right; Any dumb f ucks with working sperm and a viable womb/ovum can bring a life into the world.

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not going to lie, I'm afraid for little Trevor too, just for different reasons.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm afraid by the end of the pregnancy not even your gynecologist will want to touch you! Ewww

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~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn right little Trevor isn't gonna make it if he has a mother that incompetent.

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Diane Knight
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I question the father too. Doesn't he know a detail or two that sheds light on the process?

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Unwelcomed Guest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This why kids need to have access to decent Sex Ed programs. My wife is very well educated however is from a very conservative/religious background and was completely oblivious about pregnancy (I did work once as a “midhusband” for a time so was able to help her but it was traumatic for her)

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Elsker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well. if this is real, I guess peeps around her should be happy she decided to post the question;) Also, this is something I learned in biology in highschool. What does this question say about the schoolsystem where this woman lives?...

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has got to be fake. I'm sure she would have had drs, obgyn etc appts within that 5 months if it's true.

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tuzdayschild
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop asking us. Ask your doctor. Please tell me you have a doctor!!

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think that she'd at least try a sponge bath at some point during those 5 months....

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Vorknkx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how she'd react, if she knew babies are within a fluid-filled sac throughout the pregnancy.

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Kai Scadden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom fell in the shower when she was pregenant with me.I'm still here

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cerial___killer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silly woman your husband is doing a great job he is afraid that his cum will drown the baby. Dont be offended.

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Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp. I'd say this is a proper question for her doctor, but I'm suspecting she may not be smart enough to have one of those.

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My Name Is Mars
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, what? The baby is literally floating in amniotic FLUID...even if water could magically go up your vagina, cross the closed cervix, and penetrate the amniotic sac...the baby is in liquid.

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NeonDisco
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't know about the baby drowning but I bet it comes out with a peg on its nose.

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Mercy Wanjiru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay am worried for baby Trevor, but also for this girl. like love how are you walking through life like this?

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Moezzzz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a former L&D nurse, WASH YOUR VAGINA! It's already a messy enough process, with all kinds of smells involved! I was blessed (in my 2 yrs in that dept) to only have one or two that smelled atrocious. I remember putting vicks vapor rub in my nostrils and having to wash the area with soap, water and betadine before the doctor came in.

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Ivana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that she ended "My husband hasn't touched me in months" with a ? LOL

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is going to be hella surprised when her water breaks and she finds out the baby has always been in water.

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Natalia A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly fake. Even if drowning the baby were possible, how would water go up when you're showering? No one is that stupid.

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Patrick O'Harris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people having dozen of children because they think sperm sleeps at night. I MET one at the gynecologist, being with his wife having their 14th (!!!) child. I thought I misheard and he meant 4th. No... Believe me, there is no border to stupidity... or missing education. depends on the case I guess...

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Claire
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a midwife, I have wondered if 1 or 2 of my patients believed the same thing.

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Sonja
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am NOT surprised that her husband hasn't touched her for months

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James
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm amazed that she knows how to use a keyboard to even post the question

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Bron
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many absolutely ridiculous questions asked now because you can apparently get paid for answers. I don’t answer the stupid questions any more (today’s was “can a tourist give birth in Cuba)

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James Blake (*ßæîμyú)
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, I never shower without standing in a newborn or two. Once I had 4!! So I had to listen to screaming till I took another shower. . . . . . Idiot

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Ester Marais
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your baby is growing up in the water of your womb they cannot drown even if you are swimming take that bath and long showers I have 5 children and they are awesome water makes babies feel comfortable but they also feel your fears so most likely your baby will have a fear of water if you do not enjoy your bath time now and smell fresh for your husband it is most likely he is going to seek for someone who loves water

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Rilie D
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kid... Can't imagine having such an idiot for a parent

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Glittery Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please bear in mind she is pregnant, I hear pregnancy brain is a condition many women suffer from.

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Amber Tomaszewski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's just nasty... talk to a doctor before coming up with the most stupid ideals.. some people today makes me worry about what is to come...

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Diane Knight
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe more questions are needed for the next doctor's appointment. Bring the husband, he's also abit dense if he hasn't been able to explain a detail or two.

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Amanda Cummings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ummm yeah someone should tell her she can give birth in water too cause the baby literally has no working lungs until they are exposed to air

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Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the baby was already born and Mom was being overprotective. This is worse.

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June Myklebust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!! your husband hasn't touched you because you have not bathed. Have you even talked to your doctor before now to know what you are asking is total idiocy?

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Al Reilly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn't want to get blamed for anything due to your lunatic thinking!!

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Wednesday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's this mucus plug see at the end of the cervix... Nevermind - it's science s**t. bathe, or shower, or swim - it's all good. Kid is in a pouch in there and is protected from outside water, air, and other things. Now, keep the temperature of the water not tooo hot - shouldn't sting your wrist. That is all... And then get a book written in plain wording to educate yourself on what your body is actually going through.

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Jamee Paxton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you really that stupid ,didn't you doctor tell you that that is IMPOSSIBLE... the womb protects you baby moron

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Arenite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m gonna guess she’s a clueless 14 year old “sister wife” who has no idea how the body works.

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Bettye McKee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your baby is in a safe place. You need to be thinking about keeping it safe after it's born.

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nala simba
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old are you? Are you a child bride? Do you live in a cave? If you don't wash your husband won't come anywhere near you. Poor Trevor will suffocate.

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Johan Plane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darwin award candidate! All she has to do is keeping her bottom above water and her head under for like 30 minutes to win!

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Martha Higgins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband hasn't "touched you in months" because you probably stink from not bathing. Or perhaps it's because he finally found out how stupid you are.

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Lisa Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband hasn't touched you in months because you are stupid and stinky!

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EJN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's OK dear, because babies are pro-divers and can hold their breath quite a long time.

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do realize that your unborn baby is currently floating around in amniotic fluid, right?

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get and education, But please for everyone's sake, Shower first. It might just shock you, but your Baby is living in a bag of Amneotic Fluid. (Maternity water.) in the womb, When the time comes for her/him to be born, the membrane (plug) ruptures and all that water pours out, then your baby will be born. As for sexual relations with your husband, having marital sex will not harm your baby. Please buy a book and read about the facts of pregnancy and birth.

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Marglo948
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask your doctor, they can show visuals. Doctors are used to all kinds of questions, don't be afraid to ask, but if they start crying don't be shocked. You do know how you got pregnant?

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Mary Dellenbusch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone please take this kid from this moron immediately upon birth!

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I hope you don't pass this level of stupidity onto your poor child. I wouldn't touch you either if you hadn't showered in 5 months.

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Serenasun
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same people who think they get pregnant from toilet seats

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Jane Pool
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn girl ,read a book or do a phone search ! No need to be this dumb !

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Susan Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, your little Trevor is floating in his own bag of waters…

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April Pickett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband hasn't touched you because you stink to high heaven. I'm surprised he even lives in the same house with you.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of want to know if she thinks the umbilical cord is like a snorkel or how else would the baby breath in her belly

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Isa Trip
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone pls just kick her down the stairs! we already have enough idiots in the planet.

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Little Phoenix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If showering will drown the baby, by that logic putting a plastic bag between your legs will suffocate the baby.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure your son's school has proper sex-ed. Then at least HE will know that fetuses don't breathe, that they float around in amniotic fluid, and that there is a plug in the cervix, protecting the fetus from outside contamination. You'll have to google "cervix" yourself.

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Efia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is it weird that I feel kind of bad for Trevor to come out of a vajayjay not being washed for 9 months?! :D

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Janet Sturgess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take a shower or bath girl - that's why he won't come near you. Those holes are naturally closed - no need to worry lol

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deanna woods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we need adequate sexual education and child development courses in the world.

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They just don't teach science like they used to. Water flows downhill, so unless you are doing a one-handed handstand in the shower (you do need the other hand to use the soap of course) your vagina will not fill with water. Two possible, but untested, exceptions:- 1. if your vagina is so narrow that water will rise upwards by capillary action. 2. You keep your mouth shut and pinch your nose then breathe in mightily you may be able to suck the water up. But all this is unnecessary because the baby is floating in water anyway, blowing bubbles and quite unaware that she is going to have a real dumb mother.

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DM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don’t trust the public schools to teach thorough sex Ed. This is the result. I digress.

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Mayrene Chester
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the husband hasn't touched her because she hasn't showered in 5 months? Nothing to do with the baby.

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Lizzie Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't had a shower for 5 months and my husband hadn't touched me. Yeah, cos you stink! Good luck kid, you're gonna need it.

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s amazing he touched you before. But about trevor , you could take him out, put him in the bread basket, take your shower, and then put him back. Problem solved, and, your husband just might touch you!

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Loretta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until she learns that the baby IS already surrounded by water in the womb.

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memyselfandI
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elevating your legs would actually make it more likely that water would go up your vagina, since now the hole is down. Physics, it’s a thing.

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Luka Verheijen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be a good question how babies are so protected, actually makes you think. Everyone knows they are protected against stuff like this, not how

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With any luck, your baby will drown which will spare the little one from having to be raised by such an ignorant, filthy idiot.

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kjorn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is place where they don't give proper sex education and they wonder why they have so many unwanted pregnancy? so many morons...

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Sage Gusano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be satire...I mean...it...it must....must be...how can....how can anyone.....

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CatWoman312
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please put your child up for adoption. Respectfully, you’re too stupid to procreate

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lara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gee I cannot understand why your husband hasn't touched you in months. Maybe with a ten foot pole. This cannot possibly be a real question.

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Wistiti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand that basic education could be expensive for some people... but if you can afford to post questions like this, I think you could also afford to look up some information concerning your present condition - whatever it may be.

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lady, the gene pool wishes your husband had NEVER touched you.

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Ola Polowczyk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people are some kind of ninjas. They excel at hiding from any knowledge.

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J. F.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think there is a correlation between her question and the problem with ther husband. Also Sex education is a necessary thing, without it we get questions like that

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Michigan Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe you shud put a plastic bag over your head, and tie it tight, and then take a bath, ma'am...

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Lorrie Rothstein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is the stupidest person on this earth. The water never went up her vagina in her whole life.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People like this are the only argument for certifying people before they're allowed to have kids. If her kid survives childhood it will be a bonafide miracle.

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SCamp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh mother of mercy, is there no hope for the human race. The sweet cherub is submerged for 9 months luv

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Lyn Moffett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus H Christ. I seriously hope this idiot loses ALL parental rights when this little one is born. She'll probably put it in the microwave to heat it up on cold days!!!!

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Centu Rionick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh Trevor, I now understand why you were so f'ed up in GTA 5. But seriously, babies breathe through the belly button so as long as that is not obstructed, he'll be fine.

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Help Me

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Anne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's actually people believing this.. and we wonder why so many things are wrong in the world

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Must Be A Karen

Must Be A Karen

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Emma Byrne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mask = access to Grandson. No mask = no access to Grandson. Your choice.

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#28

My Brain Just Hemorrhaged. Ohhhh, Honey--Where To Start With This

My Brain Just Hemorrhaged. Ohhhh, Honey--Where To Start With This

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How Can I Convince Him Otherwise?

How Can I Convince Him Otherwise?

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Emma Byrne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess you could boast about your free access to health care... Oh right. Or your comprehensive social security... oh, never mind. Umm... You could talk about your affordable housing... Actually, don't bother.

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"Water Privileges"

"Water Privileges"

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#35

No, We Eat Them. A Touch Of Lamb Sauce, Delicious!

No, We Eat Them. A Touch Of Lamb Sauce, Delicious!

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Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do this person think atheists are made? You go to the forest and *POP* there is an atheist? Growing from the ground like a mushroom??? Edit: thanks, I never had such much upvotes!

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Sweet Revenge

Sweet Revenge

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Melanie Weatherwax
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ...... By going against her will (She used a condom ) he made this lady pregnant, giving her an unwanted child ..... Who's existence is a punishment for your marriage failing? Interesting. Well hey, at least he showed her who was boss.

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Sue Him For Building His House Next To You Too, He Had No Right To Do So!!!!!!

Sue Him For Building His House Next To You Too, He Had No Right To Do So!!!!!!

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#38

“Why Do Some People Choose To Live In Depression?”

“Why Do Some People Choose To Live In Depression?”

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How To Sober Up Fast

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#42

They Even Took The Bed

They Even Took The Bed

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#43

The Horror

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t make her stop! It’s clear she enjoys history and might become a historian!

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Dave Ramsey Has Entered The Chat

Dave Ramsey Has Entered The Chat

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess we know where the dysfunctional rich kids on the other threads come from

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Suing Bees Is Logical

Suing Bees Is Logical

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This Kids Life Sounds Horrible

This Kids Life Sounds Horrible

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to make sure you never see the kid once he becomes an adult. Also using god to justify being a controlling bitch is sick

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#48

This Person Seems To Be Genuinely Asking, Somehow

This Person Seems To Be Genuinely Asking, Somehow

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#49

Yeah Autistic People Everywhere Hate You

Yeah Autistic People Everywhere Hate You

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#50

Yeah! You Should Totally Go On The Date And Get This 27 Year Old Man In Potential Danger With The Law!

Yeah! You Should Totally Go On The Date And Get This 27 Year Old Man In Potential Danger With The Law!

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