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Person With 18 Years’ Experience In HR Breaks Down This Insane Job Posting And It Shows Why It’s Important To Read Red Flags
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Person With 18 Years’ Experience In HR Breaks Down This Insane Job Posting And It Shows Why It’s Important To Read Red Flags

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These days, when the job market is one hell of a tough nut to crack, jobseekers are willing to submit their resume to most of the job openings they find suitable for their skills. But they should never underestimate the power of a job listing, which may tell you more than thousands of words the hiring manager will say during an interview.

This job ad by TGG Accounting, a small accounting firm with two office locations in Southern California, turns out to be an example of it. Recently, a person with 18 years of experience in human resources broke down their “insane” job listing, explaining not one, not two, but too many concerning red flags hidden there in plain sight.

“Buckle up. It’s a job post breakdown of epic proportions,” the person announced in a post that has been reshared all over the internet, from Reddit’s “Antiwork” community to the “Notshrmapproved” Instagram page. So scroll down below to see what they had to say.

Recently, one person broke down this job listing from the company “TGG Accounting” and explained its red flags

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The author of this viral post has concluded with a caption and a picture of the company’s CEO

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“It’s difficult to find out just from the job listing whether a workplace is toxic,” Christine Mitterbauer, licensed and ICF-approved career coach and serial entrepreneur told Bored Panda. “One trick though is to check out how well the company is doing financially. This isn’t a guarantee, but if the company is making money, it is more likely to be able to invest in its employees and have happy, thriving people work for it,” she said.

“Another thing is to check out is the engagement and tone of the social media posts of the company. If employees are engaging actively with posts, and the content isn’t just about achieving targets, this might be a good indication that people genuinely like working for the company,” Christine explained.

According to the career coach, you can get a much better feel from speaking and ideally meeting face to face with one or several people who work in the company. “Some of the questions to ask potential future colleagues include the simple question of how they like working there. Also, looking at the staff turnover, ideally, you’d like people to have worked there for a long time. You can also ask for training and development opportunities.”

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miriam-renken avatar
MiriPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Matt sounds like a 3 year old toddler in desperate need of parents...

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Cynthia Bonville
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exact! This is the definition of a wife > 20 years ago or a stay at home parent of a toddler who does neglects their own needs (naps, eating before being cranky, will overdo screen time, fighting potty training, needs someone to brush their teeth, etc...) So outsourcing previous mommy or wife duties.

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jhope71 avatar
Jamie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there, done that. I was hired to be an assistant/bookkeeper and within weeks I was doing laundry, grocery shopping, vacuuming and shoveling dog s**t. Never again.

amylara avatar
wowbagger
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this even legal? The person's salary is going to be paid out of the company's budget, right? They can't count all these personal care duties as business expenses, can they? At the very least, the shareholders and board of directors should be asking why their company has to pay to hold the CEOs hand.

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Shawn Brennan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And guess what? All of this is written off as a business expense for the company instead of making the CEO hire his own damn life coach out of his paycheck.

wds2111 avatar
Wendy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow if I was Matt Garrett I would be highly embarrassed. — on the other hand he may not yet have hired anyone to read the news to him yet so he may not even be aware LOL.

britjap avatar
PandaGoPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just found his website ... obviously small business owners need to blow their own trumpet a bit but feels like a bit less about him and more about the company's work might be in order

jparker001 avatar
Where’s The Shovel?
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo... he wants to do what he wants, play golf, schmoozing with his 'peers' act like the big business dude he thinks he is etc etc while the poor exec/slave basically runs the company?

micheldurinx avatar
Marcellus II
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the "work from anywhere" flexibility --- but it means from the kitchen where light duties are required, the bedroom where you must do some tidying, the hallway, the car parked on the driveway, ...

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DuchessDegu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll do it, for six figures. A month. For a fixed six-month term.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To get that kind of multi-level service out of a person, you have to marry them! And without a prenup!

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bumble bee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy doesn't have enough money to pay people to do this job. Oh, and don't forget to wipe his @ss, cut up his food, and get him down for a nap by 2pm.

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Ben Moss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh I get it, it’s a cult, right? This is a cult leader without looking for an assistant

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JamesRTK
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is 'Cover Letter Alert'? Is requesting cover letter a bad sign?

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Perfumista Perfumista
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I would not apply, I do not see responding right away even if you do not have the answer yet as an issue. I have worked in companies where you responded promptly with "I am looking into that for you and will contact you when I have the answer."

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Jon S.
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I was thinking, I was taught to reply with, "I don't have the information to hand, but I will get back to you as soon as possible," just so the client knows they are not being left in limbo.

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Jill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Matt isn't aware of this, I feel sorry for him. EIther he isnt really the person that is being taken care of here...or no one has told him how much of an ass he is ...or he is a psychopath. Cute picture though. Some PR person sure made the right call for that pic.

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purple zebra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want an even better laugh? Look up this guy’s about section on his LinkedIn profile. He talks about how he’s failed three different startups and now he’s here to make sure you don’t do the same. Fourth times the charm

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Yili Lai
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd do it! I manage his finances right? I'll just take his credit card, hire 5 people and pay me and all of them. Done and done.

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KimB
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sound like the job description for my boss who's a practice manager for 9 cardiologists...she even makes their damn car payments! She's a saint too by the way lol : D

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Lu Scho
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like an assistant who quit got their last revenge by posting a painfully honest job description for his/her successor without the CEO knowing its content. If so: I applaud you! It is hilarious!!

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Grace and Lucy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how can someone work for and respect a person who can't take care of themselves or their business.

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Ally Gillotte
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did Matt just write a wishlist with all the things he wants done but wishes he didn't have to deal with and call it a job posting? Because that's what this feels like. Plan me a vacation, do my laundry, deal with my renters, keep my clients happy - there is one (1) person whose responsibility extends to all these areas, and it is Matt. And he throws in some compliments for himself and a picture he likes, because he figures that's going to draw candidates who are impressed with him.

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rabbit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many of these jobs start out with straight forward tasks that evolve into this. At least he's being upfront about his expectations. (The only good thing I see here)

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there (well, not to this degree, but close) and done that. I will NEVER EVER again take on a role like that.

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Demi Coro
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would so love a follow up on this... sounds like classic ADD. Just put the guy on concerta.

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Elleana Sky Lopez
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget personal MAID, doing laundry, groceries and tidying his home. Not sure how this man managed to be a Founder and CEO when he hasn't mastered basic life skills.

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Awsomemom52
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds a bit like "personal assistant to the CEO" to me... except that it looks like you have a lot more tasks to do, than the tasks of a personal assistant normally involves.

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Minh Le
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they are clear about what they want. Let say it's $1m a year with performance bonus, will you take it?

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Jessyb
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea of this job gives me anxiety. It's just super reactive with no real focus or terms.

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FlamingoPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was someone inspired by the devil wears prada perhaps? Although this makes Miranda Priestly seem like a saint.

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Marco Conti
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the position boils down to a single job: make sure the Boss takes his medication.

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josh collins
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like the job description for Waylon Smithers,Mr Burns lackey from The Simpsons.

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Tamara Kroonen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically this is a remake of "The devil wears Prada" starring Matt Priestly?

cyndiebirkner avatar
Cyndielouwhoo
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think this is waaay more work than even those crazy, pie in the sky requirements.

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bethellis avatar
Beth Ellis
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like they want a Work Mother for the CEO and not an EA

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AndersM
Community Member
2 years ago

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Getting tired of these "american hates his job, boss, partner etc."

miriam-renken avatar
MiriPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Matt sounds like a 3 year old toddler in desperate need of parents...

cynthiabonville avatar
Cynthia Bonville
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exact! This is the definition of a wife > 20 years ago or a stay at home parent of a toddler who does neglects their own needs (naps, eating before being cranky, will overdo screen time, fighting potty training, needs someone to brush their teeth, etc...) So outsourcing previous mommy or wife duties.

Load More Replies...
jhope71 avatar
Jamie
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there, done that. I was hired to be an assistant/bookkeeper and within weeks I was doing laundry, grocery shopping, vacuuming and shoveling dog s**t. Never again.

amylara avatar
wowbagger
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this even legal? The person's salary is going to be paid out of the company's budget, right? They can't count all these personal care duties as business expenses, can they? At the very least, the shareholders and board of directors should be asking why their company has to pay to hold the CEOs hand.

shawnbrennan avatar
Shawn Brennan
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And guess what? All of this is written off as a business expense for the company instead of making the CEO hire his own damn life coach out of his paycheck.

wds2111 avatar
Wendy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow if I was Matt Garrett I would be highly embarrassed. — on the other hand he may not yet have hired anyone to read the news to him yet so he may not even be aware LOL.

britjap avatar
PandaGoPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just found his website ... obviously small business owners need to blow their own trumpet a bit but feels like a bit less about him and more about the company's work might be in order

jparker001 avatar
Where’s The Shovel?
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo... he wants to do what he wants, play golf, schmoozing with his 'peers' act like the big business dude he thinks he is etc etc while the poor exec/slave basically runs the company?

micheldurinx avatar
Marcellus II
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the "work from anywhere" flexibility --- but it means from the kitchen where light duties are required, the bedroom where you must do some tidying, the hallway, the car parked on the driveway, ...

mbbookkeeping avatar
DuchessDegu
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll do it, for six figures. A month. For a fixed six-month term.

donotreplytokjk avatar
Otter
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To get that kind of multi-level service out of a person, you have to marry them! And without a prenup!

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bumble bee
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy doesn't have enough money to pay people to do this job. Oh, and don't forget to wipe his @ss, cut up his food, and get him down for a nap by 2pm.

bhowardmckinney avatar
Ben Moss
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh I get it, it’s a cult, right? This is a cult leader without looking for an assistant

qazwsxedcrfvg avatar
JamesRTK
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is 'Cover Letter Alert'? Is requesting cover letter a bad sign?

perfumistaperfumista avatar
Perfumista Perfumista
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I would not apply, I do not see responding right away even if you do not have the answer yet as an issue. I have worked in companies where you responded promptly with "I am looking into that for you and will contact you when I have the answer."

wh4ok avatar
Jon S.
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I was thinking, I was taught to reply with, "I don't have the information to hand, but I will get back to you as soon as possible," just so the client knows they are not being left in limbo.

Load More Replies...
krestel avatar
Jill
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Matt isn't aware of this, I feel sorry for him. EIther he isnt really the person that is being taken care of here...or no one has told him how much of an ass he is ...or he is a psychopath. Cute picture though. Some PR person sure made the right call for that pic.

purplezebra avatar
purple zebra
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want an even better laugh? Look up this guy’s about section on his LinkedIn profile. He talks about how he’s failed three different startups and now he’s here to make sure you don’t do the same. Fourth times the charm

yili_elite_lai avatar
Yili Lai
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd do it! I manage his finances right? I'll just take his credit card, hire 5 people and pay me and all of them. Done and done.

kimberlybailey avatar
KimB
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sound like the job description for my boss who's a practice manager for 9 cardiologists...she even makes their damn car payments! She's a saint too by the way lol : D

luiseschofield avatar
Lu Scho
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like an assistant who quit got their last revenge by posting a painfully honest job description for his/her successor without the CEO knowing its content. If so: I applaud you! It is hilarious!!

graceandlucy avatar
Grace and Lucy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how can someone work for and respect a person who can't take care of themselves or their business.

allygillotte avatar
Ally Gillotte
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did Matt just write a wishlist with all the things he wants done but wishes he didn't have to deal with and call it a job posting? Because that's what this feels like. Plan me a vacation, do my laundry, deal with my renters, keep my clients happy - there is one (1) person whose responsibility extends to all these areas, and it is Matt. And he throws in some compliments for himself and a picture he likes, because he figures that's going to draw candidates who are impressed with him.

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rabbit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many of these jobs start out with straight forward tasks that evolve into this. At least he's being upfront about his expectations. (The only good thing I see here)

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there (well, not to this degree, but close) and done that. I will NEVER EVER again take on a role like that.

deirdrecolon avatar
Demi Coro
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would so love a follow up on this... sounds like classic ADD. Just put the guy on concerta.

elleanaskylopez avatar
Elleana Sky Lopez
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget personal MAID, doing laundry, groceries and tidying his home. Not sure how this man managed to be a Founder and CEO when he hasn't mastered basic life skills.

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Awsomemom52
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds a bit like "personal assistant to the CEO" to me... except that it looks like you have a lot more tasks to do, than the tasks of a personal assistant normally involves.

teenlight2211 avatar
Minh Le
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they are clear about what they want. Let say it's $1m a year with performance bonus, will you take it?

jessbosworth avatar
Jessyb
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea of this job gives me anxiety. It's just super reactive with no real focus or terms.

wllhea002 avatar
FlamingoPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was someone inspired by the devil wears prada perhaps? Although this makes Miranda Priestly seem like a saint.

marcoconti avatar
Marco Conti
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the position boils down to a single job: make sure the Boss takes his medication.

joshcollins_1 avatar
josh collins
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like the job description for Waylon Smithers,Mr Burns lackey from The Simpsons.

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Tamara Kroonen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically this is a remake of "The devil wears Prada" starring Matt Priestly?

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Cyndielouwhoo
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think this is waaay more work than even those crazy, pie in the sky requirements.

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Beth Ellis
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like they want a Work Mother for the CEO and not an EA

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AndersM
Community Member
2 years ago

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Getting tired of these "american hates his job, boss, partner etc."

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