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“Recording the slow collapse of humanity”—that’s how the Inhumans of Late Capitalism Facebook page explains its mission in life. The page documents just how bizarrely inhumane and immoral life in modern capitalist societies can be by collecting depressingly hilarious pictures from all over the internet.

Scroll down for some of the very best images from Inhumans of Late Capitalism that show the bizarre reality we live in, upvote your fave pics, and let us know what you think in the comments below. And be sure to visit their Facebook page for more awesome content.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep this is true. No one can earn a billion dollars by working, but you can earn a billion dollars by making money off of other people

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The Inhumans of Late Capitalism page (not to be confused with the Humans of Late Capitalism social media accounts which is a similar but entirely different horse entirely) has over 178.6k followers, all eagerly waiting for the next juicy post making fun of our dystopian everyday lives.

As many of you have probably realized by now, capitalism is far from a perfect system. But what’s the alternative? Does one even exist? Anyone who’s ever opened up a history book knows that communism isn’t an alternative—it’s just a more brutal dystopia that resulted in the deaths of millions of people. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

However, things might not be as grim nowadays as we think. For instance, Paul Mason writes in The Guardian that we might be entering the postcapitalist era without even noticing it. The forces driving this are information technology, the rise of the sharing economy, and new ways of working. Mason’s point of view is refreshing because he paints a bright and sunny picture of the future, instead of one where we’re all doomed and fighting global warming, zombies, and the plague on all fronts.

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According to Mason, information technology has reduced the need for work, blurred the “edges between work and free time,” and “loosened the relationship between work and wages.” The amount we have to work will further diminish as automation increases. But that’ll still take a while because our way of thinking has yet to catch up with the power of robotics.

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Mason also states that we’re “seeing the spontaneous rise of collaborative production: goods, services, and organizations are appearing that no longer respond to the dictates of the market and the managerial hierarchy. The biggest information product in the world—Wikipedia—is made by volunteers for free, abolishing the encyclopedia business and depriving the advertising industry of an estimated $3bn a year in revenue.”

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In other words, we’re seeing various new forms of work, ownership, and businesses that will (in the long run) change our society as we know it. But whether or not it’ll be a postcapitalist society or something else entirely, we’ll find out in a few decades.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sick is that?! Sure, make a person loose their job so you get a discount!

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So you spend money but you are still loitering...ok

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously?! Now they are stressing you... I know it's called fast food but some people (like me) eat slowly!

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James Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just there to make it easier to kick out homeless people and kids. If you are eating and you go over the limit they probably won't bother you.

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Ilona
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if an employee really is going to kick you out after 30 minutes

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John Montgomery
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a story I believe on here where someone at a mcds did just that to an elderly couple that had been going there for years. It backfired when the local news got involved. I'm surprised they actually post a sign saying it. Makes me glad mcds is one of the fast food places my wife and I abandoned a few years ago.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On one hand, since I’ve been in restaurants where some people just hang out, noisily, I can understand the motivation. On the other hand, fast food places historically colored their restaurant interiors with colors determined in psychological studies to irritate people. The intention was to make sure people eat and get OUT! When fast food started to get a negative cultural impression, they all changed their interiors to make them seem more “homey”. They don’t care about anything but profit and Wall Street share prices. This sign presents the policy in a less than friendly manner, and we are generally savvy enough a society to see the coldness and irony in this whole sign taken as one.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a sign I've seen a lot, not just at McDonald's, since I've managed small restaurants in a bigger city.. it's indeed intended for homeless customers only because their demeanor and scent often make others uncomfortable and hinder their experience. It's usually the closing manager (the low paid supervisors) who have to uncomfortably ask them to leave, which sometimes leads to needing to call the police when they don't. No one in the establishment enjoys these experiences...

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wouldn't work in small towns. McD's is often the morning meeting place for the retirees and veterans.

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Melissa Nunya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this in Seattle so homeless don't buy one order of fries and stay all sat

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Daniel R.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is meant for homeless people who just use the restroom and linger around in the dining area, making kids and others uncomfortable. At least that's my guess. Sad in every way.

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it's me again
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happens if I'm there longer? Gonna toss me out on my a*s? >:(

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We love having the opportunity to sell you a product with zero nutritional value but we want you to shovel it in, and hustle on outta here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But many restaurants do have time slots. Even fancy places. You book a table and you have 1 hour or so to eat, then it's reserved for other people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's even worse in sit-down restaurants. They want you to hurryupandleave so they can seat new customers. I have actually been asked to leave because it is "the lunch rush."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously indicates a local issue, likely one that's causing problems for legitimate customers. Might also be security related. Some of these stores exist in high crime areas.

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Electric Ed
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"consuming food". Well, at least its still "food", not "nourishment".

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Suzanne Harris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sign isn't at the McDonald's by my work, but is in the one by my apartment. I always stay at least an hour at locations where this is up.

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rhyan lumilay
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me:(Tear drop in one of my eye) But I want to relish every bite! How do I supposed to enjoy every second of the meal that I ordered that you know I'm hungry and want every piece of it to be worth.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never seen that once. My daughter works for McDonald's, and they often have regulars that come in for hours on end. They're friendly with the staff and have established a good relationship with those customers; this sign is a good way to kill that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you know that fast food restaurants used to painted bright yellow (I mean BRIGHT yellow) so people would feel uncomfortable and leave faster?

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how on earth they enforce this? Timers and tough doormen.

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John Montgomery
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A question I have is how can they enforce this. Can people be kicked out of a place if they aren't making a scene? If so they shouldn't.

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Jim Ellington
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's private property and they can be removed for any reason. Can I come hang out in your living room as long as I don't make a scene?

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently this guy has never tried to feed a group of toddlers when all of them would rather be doing anything else but eating. It takes 30 minutes just to get them all to stay seated at the same table.

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Jim Ellington
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you bring a group of toddlers anywhere, other than day care or the like, for an extended period of time?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact! McDs used to have benches that were designed to be uncomfortable of sat in for too long. They were slanted at a perfect angle to make your legs fall asleep, and just hard enough to get uncomfortable after a while. They replaced them about 10 years ago.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old man enjoying his breakfast and coffee: ... 16 year old: My manager wants you gone now.

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European other
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why this is ? Need to move around after all that fast food ?!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm it's good to set boundaries for your kids en give them a sense of responsibility. But not in the way you are proposing mr Coach-dad wich sons and daughters are probably real sad en feel no self worth because you give them the feeling they are never good enough for your approval.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is probably the case where Chinese people buy shirts that say words in English without them knowing what it means, because English is considered cool. There's plenty of pictures of Chinese children wearing shirts that day obscene things

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do not buy from a company thats owned by a man who hoards billions! wealth should be distributed!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with a handicapped delivery guy? A job is a job, he doesn't seem to mind.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puccino's is well known for its often self-deprecating humour. From an advertising point of view it seems to be successful.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you love work you will probably like it... that's how that works i think.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My "dad-joke" in the elevator at work is: which floor do you live on... (law firm.. we are really more here than at home..)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alternative translation: "you should find somewhere else to eat".

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