50 Times Customer Cluelessness Knew No Bounds (New Pics)

I would if I was in that situation.

I would laugh so hard! That would make my day honestly, I love it when ppl try to engage with humor.

I would definitely have laughed, but I have a dark sense of humor.

No, the Karen will be offended and ask for the manager.

... they knew

Hehehehehehehehehehe

The other people who live in the house *throw* them out.

So I'm going to take the unpopular position here. A cappuccino without milk or foam isn't a black coffee. It's an espresso. Where I'm from, if you ask for a black coffee, you will get an espresso, so perhaps that's what happened here. If you want what Starbucks calls a "black coffee" you would need to ask for a Cafe Americano, but even that isn't really the same thing. American Starbucks use a drip coffee, which will taste different than a cafe americano. I've never heard of putting chocolate on a cappuccino.

Before their coffee, uhm, cappuccino.

Instinct?

20 years in retail has proved to me that there’s no known limit on the depths of stupid. Just when you think it can’t get any worse, somebody else comes along

Obviously this person had not had their coffee, excuse me, their no chocolate no foam no milk cappuccino!

With guardrails on the front steps. FFS

. . . and how do they find their way home in the evening?

Most of them are functional. They just have no comprehension of vocabulary.

OMG....I ask myself this question at least once a day

Cappuccinos without milk apparently

I want a black coffee but I want to feel like I'm ordering something fancier

I wonder this same thing all the time.....

Through the window, the one with the buzzer and a number on it!

With a cappuccino!

That is not so difficult. You should rather wonder how they find their way home again.

So you'd like a hamburger?

Also worked in a bookstore lady asked for books on geology so I got them she got angry just screaming the word geology over and over before saying the study of families. I just looked at her and said genealogy

Yo ho, me hearties! I'm off to be a pilate.

For the longest time, well past my 18th birthday, I was pronouncing pilates like 'pilots'. I've only ever seen the word and had never heard it.

But pilots books do exist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_Directions

That's too funny. Then again, it's quite difficult for some to pronounce, echinacea. I remember, this lady whom I used to work with asked me how to spell, "jury." So I told her, j-u-r-y. She frowned and said, "no, jury. you know - rings, bracelets..." She meant jewelry.

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My grandmother pronounced 'wash' like that. Pretty sure it's a regional accent thing.

The answer is a five star service

Is that Bouche, Audi, or Shyla speaking?

That does sound delicious...

It sounds amazing

Me too, you better bay leave it.

Noot to speak about fresh dill .. I mean, the entire dill, not cut in small pieces. Some eastern european dishes need the whole dill for more flavour. My 60+ german neighbour was amazed finding out, that the long-green-stuff in his/my stuffed cabbage was dill, and not spinat, as he thought. And yeah, that was also that plus-taste, what he needed ;)

I always pluck them out before serving. I don’t want anyone choking.

I would have used a stronger word to go with dumb.