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If you've ever been browsing though the wild wild online land known as Facebook marketplace, you know what to expect. Among many items put up on sale here by random people, the chances to come across something bizarre, questionable or funny are pretty high. Check out some illustrative examples in Bored Panda's previous articles here and here.

So of course, many questions come to your mind. From ‘what on Earth this seller is thinking?’ to a simple ‘who are these people?!’, the bizarre Facebook marketplace ads provide entertainment unlike anything else.

There’s even a whole Facebook group dedicated to, in their words, “sharing posts of people making bad decisions with their ads.” Below we selected some of the funniest ones, so scroll down!

In a bid to find out more about shopping on Facebook marketplace as well as some weird things people sell there, we previously spoke with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter".

If you suspect that online marketplaces have become immensely popular in the past years, we can confirm that. According to Sean, “most people would rather browse through locally available items for sale online from the comfort of their own homes… than driving around their area looking for flea markets and garage sales.” It’s because going to a real flea market takes a whole lot more time and is energy-consuming.

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Moreover, we are certainly heading in the direction where everything is being done from our smartphones, shopping included. “As a seller of used items myself, it’s much easier to list all of my garage sale items on Facebook Marketplace than it is to set out a table in front of my house or in a public market and wait there for hours,” Sean explained.

He said that this way, people can then come get the specific item they want at an arranged time with ease, without “having to rummage through hundreds of items set out on tables.”

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DuchessDegu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't say it was signed by THE George Washington!

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YourSecretSanta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that they added the tape measure, so you know its the right size. Because THAT'S what the buyer will be unhappy about

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's legit real. After George Washington discovered America and docked his yacht, he drove to nearby tribes with gift baskets in his Nissan Altima. That's history right there folks

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for a penny, I mighta had to just pull the trigger on this one.... and they would be paying even more in shipping

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Thomas Regimbal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There could be a person named George Washington who isn't the president so technically it could be true which would be hilarious

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Geoff Price
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we all know that George Washington drove a Nissan Altima across the Delaware River.

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Paul Vasquez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know it's fake because they didn't have felt-tip markers back in George Washington's time.

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Vinita Talaulikar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not genuine product. George Washington (1st USA president ) lived from 1732 to 1799. Nissan Altima was manufactured in 1992..

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Marla Singer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is they probably made it significantly *less* valuable than whatever minimal value it might have had...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The signor may have been George Washington... the 10th who knows

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Sean also agreed that it’s true that there are a lot of weird, funny, and fake items for sale on online marketplaces. According to him, “Most of them are people just having fun… and it is indeed funny to see these items. For instance, I remember seeing someone selling a stainless steel toaster on Facebook Marketplace where the reflection in the toaster was the seller in his underwear taking the photo for the listing. It was done totally on purpose and I highly doubt there was an actual toaster for sale.”

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On the other hand, the connoisseur of online marketplaces added that even though there are a lot of listings like this, they only make up a very small percentage. “The greater deal are legitimate sale items,” he assured anyone worrying if it’s all bananzas out there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They Gove these out as collectable. I have some bottles and cans like this with just air in them. Came in the mail for some reason.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently at the end of the 1,000 miles it was hit by a shrink-ray 🤪

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trading up to a dirt bike, it doesn't say FOR a dirt bike. They're just trying to increase each item they get until it's a dirt bike. Don't think this starting point will get it there though lol

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