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From daily news to what our friends have been up to, from celebrity gossip to recipes to make for dinner, virtually anything can be learned on the internet.

Sometimes, however, we forget to take things with a pinch of salt and remind ourselves that not every piece of information that lives in the virtual world is legit and reliable.

Ask yourself what was the last time you googled some random symptoms only to find out you may have a very rare illness, and that time is ticking and so is your heartbeat, sending you into panic mode. Now think of all the doctors who hear these things retold by heart by their patients, and imagine the hilarity of it.

When someone asked doctors to share their ‘dumbest ‘I read on the internet…’ moment they had with a patient’ on Ask Reddit, it was destined to become an entertaining read. Read on below for the most eye roll-inducing stories!

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I’m not a doctor, but I did take my very elderly Nana to the hospital after I showed up to her house and found her slurring her words and behaving very strange overall. Now, my Nana is a major hypochondriac and when she was admitted the first thing she told the doctor is that she believed she was experiencing the beginning signs of Parkinson’s.


It turned out that she had mixed up a bottle of non-alcoholic wine with a bottle of regular wine, had drank the entire bottle, and was completely hammered.

Pygmalion335 , Mikhail Nilov Report

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' A friend/Pharmacist told me a story about a 17 yo female patient who came in with her boyfriend to pick up birth control for the first time. They got a 28 day supply and had no questions, but returned 2 weeks later saying THEY ran out. The girl said she read on Facebook that if you both take the pill once a day it's twice as effective because it gets into the guys semen. My friend said it was a long conversation explaining why that doesn't make sense..We need better Sex Ed in the US lol

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' You'd be amazed at how many people tell me (type 1 diabetic) that I could could get out from big pharma and my dependency on insulin if I just eat right...

I'm skinny and otherwise healthy. Type 1 is autoimmune disorder that must always take insulin due to the pancreas no longer creating any on its own...

These conversations are often met with a blank stare by me.

BearXW , David Moruzzi Report

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Rens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since insulin is a life giving medication it should be free I don't understand why in the US do you still have to pay for it

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently, the House passed a bill to cap the price of insulin at $35, but only for Medicare users. So it's something, but still not nearly enough. Notably, it was passed with a unanimous vote from the Democrats, while 193 house Republicans voting AGAINST it.

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Dean Meixner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People can be so ignorant, one of my best friends still can't fathom why I need to eat at certain times of the day, we've been friends for over 20 years.

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FabulousMari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you tried surrounding yourself with crystals to cleanse your diabetic aura? (/s)

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LapCat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My fiancé is type 1 as well, not overweight, we struggle a lot with the cost of his life-saving insulin here in the U.S.

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Andrew Betts
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also a Type 1, I been told many different ways to cure diabetes. The strangest one I was told was to drink coconut oil.

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Gogubaci
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

type 1 diabetic here... nope it cannot be controlled without insulin. a low carb diet helps, but it's not enough. blood sugar evels increase on their own in the morning for example, and without insulin they will go up to high levels. these people are stupid

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Robin Childers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God bless him, but my uncle was certain I would "Grow out of it". Type-1 diabetes. Nope 35 years later and it's still my constant companion.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I weighed 130lbs and walked 4miles a day, I couldn't afford to eat more than once-a-day when diagnosed with T2. All these people commenting are forgetting that genetics and meds that cause metabolic changes (such as psychotropics) can cause T2. My Navajo background screwed me.

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Pandaroo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And every mlm hun would have tried to sell you their essential oil/supplement/fizzy drink!

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Coleen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My older brother was diagnosed as type 1 (then called juvenile diabetes) two weeks before his 15th birthday. Even into his 50's neighbors would see his sharps boxes and comment that he was on drugs.

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deanna woods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who say all of this stuff about "Big Pharma" need a gut punch.

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Wysteria_Rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked in retail and once we were asking for donations for the American Diabetic Association. One guy just scoffed and was like, "well they could just quit eating so much sugar." I didn't say anything cause I wasn't paid enough to care. Second person I asked was a young, slim woman who donated and said, "I have Type 1, so thank you for collecting for this."

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Phillip Shepard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A similar comment was made by that idiot Congressman Gaetz from FL. Type I diabetes was the kind first recognized (by ancient Greeks). Polydypsia, polyphagia, polyuria. with extreme weight loss, sweet tasting urine that attracts ants and ultimately death.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband is type 1 and he gets this all the time. There’s a lot ignorance around diabetes (type 1 and 2). This is why most insulin is overpriced and politicians refuse to vote for any reform that will help reduce its costs.

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Jean McCutchan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm lucky enough to be so poor that the insulin company now gives it to me. It took a lot of work and going without which caused diabetic wasting.

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Brindle Nutter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kiddo is T1D. Some barista offered her medical advice saying she could be cured with some Brazil tree bark tea....

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Cammy Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always great when people that have no knowledge think they know what's best for u

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Jo Davies
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too many people have "sugar" which is caused by eating habits. The problem is that people who have "sugar" ie type 2 diabetes do not realise that they have caused their own illness while type 1 or diabetes is not controllable. By belief or "eating right"

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It takes as little as a google search, a good dive into online forums, or a single click on a website, and you’re on the way to self-diagnosing yourself with an illness you don’t have and going into panic mode. And although we all know how pointless and even dangerous getting our medical information online can be, it’s still very tempting to find out what’s wrong with us and how to help it.

So to find out more about why we should never get our medical information from the internet, Bored Panda spoke with Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN. Markuson was happy to share very useful insights with our readers.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' My dad is an ER doc. One of my favourite recent stories of his of the teen girl with blue legs.

Teen girl and her mom had been waiting at the ER for 6 hours when he came on shift. He read the chart before he came into the room that she had blue legs and was otherwise normal. When he looked at her he didn’t see blue around her mouth etc that would indicate lack of oxygen and her levels were normal. Just bright blue legs.
He goes over to her with an alcohol swab and wipes some of the blue off her leg. Then asks her if she just bought new jeans.
Mom and daughter look at each other and burst out laughing - realizing they waited 6 hours in the ER for nothing. He said they had a good sense of humour about it and could see how ridiculous it all was.
Nice funny story that balances out all the c**p and sad stuff he’s seen over the years.

Edit: typo

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother taught me to always wash new clothes before wearing them for the first time since there might be all sorts of chemicals in the cloth, which might cause rashes or other effects on your skin.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Not a doctor but someone told me I should drink bleach to cure diabetes. Ok yeah it would cure me because a corpse can’t have diabetes can it?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if that person graduated from the Trump School of Medicine?

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' As a general surgery resident on the colorectal surgery service, we do a lot of hemorrhoids, a**l fissures, etc. One of my colleagues prescribed a cream for a middle-aged woman and she later called back and asked if the cream would still work while she was on vacation in Hawaii. Uh, yes it will, why? She replied, “Bc I was told to apply it locally.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, did you forget to give her international version?! At lease one with roaming function, ffs!

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“My main advice is to avoid getting medical information from the internet. It can be misleading,” Markuson warned. The cybersecurity expert continued: “You could google ‘Why does my back hurt?’ and find results that would suggest you have cancer or some other serious disease when in reality your problem is bad posture.”

Moreover, from the digital privacy perspective, that could also be dangerous, especially if you research the condition you have, Markuson argues.

#7

30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' My father saw a patient who was convinced that hospitals were a sham. She had cancer. She winds up on chemo for a bit but very quickly tells my father she isn't going to be taking her medication anymore because "she knows when she's being scammed" and the side effects of her medication were "proof". Apparently, the chemo my father was prescribing was a ploy by Big Pharma. Apparently, that was what was actually causing the "cancer" in the first place.

Well, she decides to go off her medication for a bit and starts feeling better as no chemo = no side effects from chemo. She takes this as further proof that hospitals are a sham and starts blogging about it. Posting online about how she's living proof that hospitals are fraudulent and telling people to stop buying Big Pharma's lies.

She was then sent back to my father, via ambulance, sometime later. The test results were back and, surprise surprise, stage four cancer. She died in the hospital later that week.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Internet lies have killed more people than any war. But how can you stop ignorance ?

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I am not in the medical field, but during my time as a student with acquaintances in the medical field, two stories marked me:

A woman kept getting pregnant within months of delivering the last baby, so her physician told her to take the pill. She comes back pregnant. The physician asks “But didn’t you take the pills?”
“Yes I added them to the food before serving the whole family”…

Another one was a woman who came with a baby suffering from a weird skin condition on this buttocks. After leaving no stone unturned the clueless intern asks her to show how she takes care of the baby. Let’s start by changing diapers. That’s when the mother asks for a glass of water, to pour it in the diaper like they show on TV ads, before fitting the diaper on the baby…

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are just not meant to breed and add to the gene pool 🤦‍♂️

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Was recommending the COVID vaccine to a patient at a routine office visit. He said he read on the internet that they “put a microchip” in the vaccine and that it was “made by the Illuminati”. I pointed at his cellphone and told him you’re already being tracked buddy, not sure about that Illuminati 5G family plan though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father became an antivaxx because of covid. He wasn't like that before - and we live in post-soviet satelite where many vaccinations were and still are mandatory. So, we both were vaccinated all our lives without anyone asked our oppinion. But with covid he turned. "you would allow your child to be vaccinated in early childhood?" "sure, as did you. And I can promise you, that if I ever have a baby, they will already have their first vaccination before we leave the hospital after birth."

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It’s important to remember that nothing that you google remains private. “It can later be used to target you with ads, your search history can be seen by someone who gets access to your device, or your information may even be stolen by malware,” he explained.

Markuson argues that the only way to check medical facts on the internet is to ask your general practitioner about it. “The information is more reliable on government or official hospital websites.” Having said that, the cybersecurity expert added that you still should consult with your doctor before deciding to use any medication.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' When I was a medical student I met a woman who was heavily interested in homeopathy and natural healing, who started drinking her own urine. You can often drink small amounts with no issue, but she was drinking *only* urine. Urine has a high salt concentration, and she ended up dehydrated with an acute kidney injury.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Urine has all the toxins that the kidneys filter out of the blood, no? So she's basically trying to poison herself, keeping her kidneys hyperactive until death.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I'm just an accountant. Once I talked with a diabetic who read on the internet that cinnamon controlled blood sugar. So he stopped taking his medication, and relied on cinnamon instead.

It cost him his big toe, which he lost to diabetic amputation.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I think the guy was probably from the US and couldn't afford his live-saving medicine so he tried to find an affordable substitute? I don't think he was dumb, I think he was desperate.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Medicine doctor here; clinic incident a while ago - discussing preventative medicine with one of the patients and encouraging them to get covid vaccine. They refused and I offered to discuss their concerns and hopefully answer any doubts. After talking a while they finally said I am not going to be getting the vaccine. Told them I respect their opinion and I am available if they have any questions that come up in the future and then told them that if it makes them feel better I got the vaccine in December 2020 and am very grateful for it because it kept me safe and allowed me to care for all the covid patients. They looked at me blankly for a full 30 seconds and then said that I should start getting my affairs in order and that I am going to die in dec 2022 because they read online that anyone who gets the vaccine will die within 2 years of getting it. Tried to have a more informed conversation with them and provide evidence but I realized I wasn’t getting anywhere.

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It is no secret that many people turn to the internet to find out information about their symptoms and complaints. Similarly, they look for nonexistent drugs and may even fall into the trap of scammers.

“It is never a good idea to buy medications online. A lot of scammers try to make money out of people’s naivety,” Markuson explained. “Some of them may even have fake websites for selling their products easier and look pretty reliable at first glance.”

That’s why it is always important to either buy medication physically in a pharmacy or consult your doctor about trusted online resources.

#13

30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Literally in the elevator the other day I had a woman look straight at my badge and then tell me “you know these blue hospital masks are only good for 30 seconds right? After that might as well not be wearing one”

I honestly didn’t know how to respond.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Respiratory therapist here. Mostly I have enjoyed reading the public comments on articles relating to COVID. Highlights have included:

"The ventilators are killing people! If people can breath on their own, they do better on high flow oxygen" Right. Believe it or not, we don't intubate people because it's a slow Tuesday, it's because (in the case of COVID) their oxygen demands have exceeded other mean of delivery (BiPAP, usually)

"COVID isn't a lung issue! It's a gas exchange issue!" Sure. And where does the primary source of gas exchange occur? Yep. That's the lungs.

Also had a patient that didn't believe he had COVID. Even went so far as to ask if the q-tip we used for the test came from the bottom of the box where it could be contaminated by actual COVID positive tests, since he heard that can happen. (All our lab tests are individually packaged of course)

We had an older (60s) couple that ended up with COVID, and we had them together in the same room. Most of us thought the man was going to die, as he was pretty bad. Their daughter was there almost around the clock. Many of us had long conversations with her about various treatments and expectations. Even she had mentioned it was just so different living thru it than what she had been expecting thru social media.

When they had first came in, we had them in separate, smaller rooms since that's what we had available. After a week or so, one opened up where we could put them together. The daughter asked me point blank "So, are these rooms opening up because the people in them died?" I was honest. "Yes. That exactly what's happening". She just nodded her head. I don't think she was expecting that answer.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she informed social media of what covid was actually like…not that there’s much point anymore, vaccination these days almost feels like a war where lines have been drawn in the sand. I’m sure antivaxxers think I’m just as stupid as I think they are.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I regularly have to explain to junior detectives and families that an autopsy does not function as it does on CSI and I can't just speculate wildly about the sex, height, hand dominance and motive of a murderer except in very specific instances. But I don't blame them, I blame f*****g CSI.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do blame them and their educators for thinking that every movie, TV program and internet meme is a documentary, not entertainment.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I had a friend about 10 years ago go to a "faith healer" for wrist pain from drumming and asked me to go with him. It was the dumbest s**t I have ever seen. He paid her £200 to literally just wave her hands over his wrist for 20 minutes while some pan-pipe music played.

Funnily enough, it didn't cure his carpal tunnel syndrome. Who would have thought??

It did make me wonder whether I'm missing out on an easy scam if people are THAT gullible, though XD

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My uncle tried to fix my pancreas by placing his hand on my tummy and humming at a certain pitch. You’ll never believe this, but I’m not cured. He was baffled.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Not a doc (nurse) but my doctor friend who works in the ER had a patient with a few garlic cloves stuck deep in her vagina because she had read on the internet it helps with certain infections and yeast. (I realize garlic does have antibacterial properties but needs to be used *appropriately* and with caution)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you treat a yeast infection with a clove of garlic, can you, hypothetically...produce a loaf of garlic bread?

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I’m an RN. Patient w/diabetic foot ulcers read on the internet that salt would dry them up. He put his foot in two plastic shopping bags w/rock salt & turned his foot into prosciutto basically. Had to “carve/amputate” most of his foot. He has forever been nicknamed “hammy” by me.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' I'm a nurse practitioner. When I worked in urgent care I had a patient tell me he spent 5k of his own money (because insurance wouldn't cover it) on getting an MRI of his shoulder because when he held his arm above his head for a long time it went numb and tingly. I just stared at him dumbfounded for about 5 seconds before moving on.

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I once had a lady come in who clearly didn’t believe in modern medicine, but had to see us for an official diagnosis for her disability application. I remember she probably had fibromyalgia, admittedly a very difficult condition to manage. She presented me with a report written by a complete quack (and I use this term very rarely but it applies here). This “practitioner” had taken a strand of hair and run a “DNA” test on it for some significant amount of money. The whole report went through all her symptoms, and decided that because the patient had lived in a mouldy house 10 years ago, all her symptoms were caused by residual mould in her body. Specifically named her kidneys, heart, nervous system, and brain as having mould in. Then recommended a homeopathic remedy to fix it. The patient had swallowed this story hook, line and sinker, and nothing I could say would dissuade her.

It’s the only time I have tried to track down a therapist of any kind to try to report them. Funnily enough, they chose not to respond to my e-mails or telephone messages.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' That people with negative blood group are born genetically stronger and more immune to diseases.

For f**k's sake, Brad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh God I've been made to sit through YouTube videos explaining how my then-friend's rhesus negative blood meant "She hasn't evolved from monkeys and is descended from alien life". Psychic etc, whatever you can think of they will have it 🙄 NB Musta been the meanest "super-empath" I've had the displeasure of knowing. I blame the rhesus factor entirely, without proof or irony 😆

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So much COVID disinformation!


I enjoy teaching my patients about their health. It took me countless hours of studying in medical school and many more hours than that in residency to figure out how the body works, so I’m not usually surprised if patients are confused about things.


However, since the start of the pandemic, I’ve actually had to keep current on the latest disinformation just so I know where these questions are actually coming from.


I had a guy a few weeks ago come in with a Post-It Note with the word “Ivermectin” written on it.


I felt like I knew where this conversation was going, but I asked: “Why do you want a prescription for ivermectin?”


“Just to have it…”


“Is this some treatment for COVID?”


“Yeah, I read online from some doctors (WHO???) that it can boost the immune system and treat COVID.”


“Sir, ivermectin is a treatment for intestinal parasites. It does nothing against a virus like the coronavirus. Further, I actually treated people in the hospital with COVID and rounded in our ICU and none of us have ever prescribed ivermectin to treat seriously ill COVID patients.”


“But I read online from these guys—and they’re doctors—who said it works…”


After five minutes of back and forth like this, you just need to stop, cut them off and tell them you’re not prescribing their medication and move on. There’s 20 other patients on the schedule today and I can’t fight this battle right now. Good luck, man.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Not a doctor. As a transplant recipient, I have to take immunosuppressant medication for the rest of my life. There are studies that some people do come off them completely, but it’s such a huge risk to take that it may trigger organ rejection.

A family member of mine still can’t grasp how a life saving surgery provided by western medicine which initially saved my life, is still keeping me back from living my life. He suggested that I get off my immune suppressants because I am a cash cow for big pharma.

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Two main contenders:

Young adult woman comes in with garden variety UTI symptoms. She's terrified and distraught. Apparently good old Dr. Google told her SHE has prostate cancer.

A different young woman comes into the ER complaining of painful urination and blood in the urine. This time Dr. Google informed her she most certainly has bladder cancer.

(Dis?)honorable mention: "healthy" adult guy, refused Covid vaccination, who I'm admitting for hypoxia from Covid. Demanding I treat him with ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine. Because the internet says they are magical cures.

Almost forgot about one from residency. Fellow has severe heart failure (functioning at 5%) and a giant blood clot in his heart that could cause a stroke/death at any time. Refuses an implanted defibrillator because "electromagnetic waves will poison his brain and heart". Refused to take warfarin (a blood thinner to dissolve the dangerous clot) because it's "rat poison" and demanded to be prescribed Coumadin instead. For those who didn't know, Coumadin IS warfarin. He also subjected me to a long rant once about the horrible doctors who wanted him to take "chemotherapy" for a UTI. The "chemotherapy" was ciprofloxacin, a commonly used antibiotic for, among other things, UTIs.

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The people who swear that eating a Ph balanced diet will fix their problem. ¨I only eat alkaline foods and feel so much better. Of course I don´t have to check my blood sugar. That a1c number does not tell you anything¨ as I am wrapping up their dying diabetic ulcered foot. Your body stays in Ph balance on its own because anything outside of 7.35-7.45 is a steep quick slope to death.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many people believe this pH nonsense. Like all of these insane beliefs they just aren't interested in listening or changing their minds.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Had a pt prescribed nuvaring for birth control to be inserted vaginally. Ring lays around the cervix. She came in complaining it was too tight and needed a bigger one. Shows wrist, pulling on tight ring to show how was cutting off blood supply to hand 😑

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Not a doctor, but a nurse. I had a brief (16 months) stint as a sexual health nurse. So, apparently this bro had read about some people using xylocaine (local anesthetic) to prolong their erection. He failed to read that it also numbs the area. He used a full tube of the gel and managed to rub himself raw.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Conversation I had with a doctor a few days ago:

Me: "So I was told that if I can identify what food I am eating that is giving me gout I can avoid it and won't have as many flare-ups, is that right?"

Doctor: Literally laughs out loud "aaaaaaaaaaa no. Evidence for dietary based management of gout is very sketchy at best. Take the pills. Where did you even hear that?"

Me: "Your nurse said it to me...?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gout can be managed for many by avoiding high purine goods. No shellfish, limited seafood, less processed meat, less red meat, less/no beer, no aspirin. Adding cherries / cherry extract to your diet also helps to flush purines, drink lots of water. After a couple incredibly painful debilitating flare ups I got very good at looking up purine content of my foods and my condition is under control. I miss sushi but I prefer walking without screaming.

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30 Doctors Share The Stupidest Thing They've Heard From People Who 'Read It On The Internet' Not a doctor, but work at a doctors office. One of our patients said “I do my own research. I know more than the doctor!”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's important for both sides to do their research. My nephews were both diagnosed with FPIES (Food Protein Induced Enterocolitis Syndrome), which is a rare food allergy. None of the doctors that my sister brought them to had any idea what it was. She brought in all of the research she had done and that was what led to the official diagnosis. Doctors don't know everything medical. There's a lot that is still being discovered.

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Not a doctor but went to an urgent care for concerns about an unusually high resting heart rate and just high heart rate in general which was very worrisome but kind of expected (as well as feeling kind of unwell overall) after being on 50mg strattera for ADHD and depression. The NP said that it was likely from strattera being a stimulant, to which I replied that it was a non-stimulant that I was prescribed for both depression and ADHD symptoms but was curious about if my increase was normal. She looked annoyed and said “look I think I know that ADHD medications are stimulants mmkay? And I’ve read about strattera online: it’s not an antidepressant” and I said “okay well my psychiatrist specifically put me on this medication to help depression and ADHD as a non-stimulant.” She responded with “I’ll get you a printout of your visit and info to know about your stimulant.” She returned without info about my “stimulant”, so I asked innocently about the strattera printout and she responded “have a nice day” with some attitude LMAO

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HA! Yes, Concerta and Strattera are non-stimulants. Ritalin and Adderall are stimulants.

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